I'm Antonio Gambini. My brother Sculli was wacked almost a month ago. I wanna know who did it and I wanna know now or else.

Tommy walks up shaking his head

Sir This isnt the place for stuff like this....I under stand the pain of loss but show these streets respect

Or else what? Just curious.

When we last saw our hero ... he was in the middle of a sordid romance!!

"Aha, pussycat, pour me a macchiato!!"

"Whatever you say ... Italian Spiderman! Your chest hair is SO dreamy! And you smoke only the best cigarettes!!"

"Why yes, pussycat! Il Gallo brand, of course!!!"

But now Italian Spiderman sensed trouble! It was outside! Some evildoer had done a dastardly act ... an innocent bystander needed help!

"Oh no! Someone has killed this man's brother! This could only be the work of the evilest evildoer of all evil ... CAPTAIN MAXIMUM!!!"

And so once again, the day is saved thanks to our intrepid Italian hero ... Italian Spiderman!

What if i told you i did it?

Then you would know what he meant with "else".
nods

Donna chuckles at the sight of this young mafioso having a hissy fit on the streets.  She walks over and hands him a lollipop and pats him on the cheek.

Leave the grown up stuff to the grown ups kiddo.  Now run along.

Sensing trouble was brewing, doogle speaks aloud

Now now fellas, let's not get too uncivilized here. Sometimes things...tragic and unfortunate things happen in this thing of ours. Antonio, no offense, but the mourning of your brother is long overdue. I also do not think this is the correct way to go about gathering informatio on his death. However I am a man of compassion and empathy. I too have lost loved ones, but how we accept their deaths and build from them is what makes us grow as individuals.

This should not turn into a shouting contest or a Who Dun It type of affair, especially after so many weeks have passed. Now then, may your brother RIP and if you still feel the urge to mourn, my thoughts are with you and yours.

It is not my intention to offend anyone overhearing this conversation here in the streets, but I hope my stance on the matter is at least considered.

Stumbling in his drunk ways onto the streets, JackSparrow hopes he doesnt make a fool of himself, but probably will.

"Ayes yes, i know who shot ye brother, It was me parrot here"

Looking for his parrot, he remember he lost it after 'The Event' with RichardWad's brownies

"Oh no sorry, it wasnt me parrot, me parrot killed himself, apologiez"

Thinking back, Jack thinks he has the answer

"There was a war about a month ago, a great war it was, my father lost his life in the line of duty, many died"

Tipping his hat, Jack walks away sipping some rum, mumbling about his parrot

Dick steps out

"Ok it was me I did it. I know it's not right to come out publicly and confess to a killing... But the son of a bitch had to go. So what I did was I sneaked behind Barnie while he was having a conversation with him and dropped his pants. Soon after he died from laughter."

After listening to dick Tommy starts to speak

Yea I remember that day alot of people are dying from this

Ar jack I could of swore your parrot was stealing me booze the other day

Spike, if you seez me parrot agen, catch it, i want it back, it still owez me a drink from the bet i won,

Jack mumbles to himself 'that dam parrot, always winning bets and not paying up when he looses'

Shaking Spikes hand, Jack steals some rum out of Spikes pocket.

"lookies, my parrot just did it again, go catch him"

Stands under a tree laughing at the events unfolding before his eyes between Capt'n Jack Sparrow and Spike.

"I wouldn't mind having a bit of rum myself!"

Zack could've sworn he saw Jack's parrot at the casino the other day... could it be?

So your parrot likes gambling huh? I saw him at the casino the other day, i though he was just warming up your seat Jack. If i knew you were looking for him i would of brought him to yah mate! That Rhum sure looks tasty... if i ever see that bird again, i will make sure he comes back home.

As for the fella who is looking for his brothers killer... this is no place to search. I suggest you find yourself a home, and start from scatch. Even if you did find out who did it, what could you do about it? Nothing... sucks but, that is the way it is around here. Issues are easier solved when you have friends in high places.

Zack approaches Jack for a taste of that Rhum...

Tony exhales.. the smoke quickly rising in the cold dark night air..Tony laughs a bit while grabbing Antonio_Gambini by the collar and pulling him closely towards him

Now my memory is getting worst the older I get, but I knew your Brother..hell the kid even worked for me for a while before his falling..

Tony thinks about all of the people thrown off roofs, shot, buried etc over the months

I say you forget the past, and move into the future in a positive and respectful manner my friend....

as you came to me looking for work and your actions will show if you become the guy on the block with the dough, or end up being the next guy tossed off the roof.. I mean next guy who slips.. you know what im sayin'

Tony pats the kid on the back and walks off