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| The Intellect Society | Started by: The_Mathmatician on Sep 23, '07 22:06 |
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Everybody gather round and listen up. I've got very important news to bring you! There has been a University opened up in the great city of Philadelphia! This University is run by myself, I am the Dean Of Admissions, and we are welcoming any new students! After the recent death of my mentor Sao, I decided it was time to expand my teaching career, and opened this University. Sao was a great mentor, but I needed to go my own way. Thank you for listening, if you have any questions my office hours are.... well, leave a message with my secretary and I'll respond as quickly as work allows. My students are waiting. The Mathmatician runs off to teach his first class--20 minutes late already. |
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| Would anyone else like to point out the oozingly ironic tale of this family's name coupled with their master's? | |
| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 23, '07 22:46 | |
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Well, Sing, it's not Ironic at all if you think about it, as I teach Mathmatics, and The_Chemist teaches English... wait, no, he doesn't... what does he teach again? The_Mathmatician grabs his pocket directory and scans it searching for The_Chemist, muttering to himself. Oh that's right, Chemistry. Wow, should have been a simple one there. If you weren't previously engaged I'd have offered you the position of Master of the Arts. It's a Liberal college after all. |
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| Reply by: The_Mathmatician at Sep 23, '07 22:52 | |
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I believe you have still failed to spot the irony of your poster. You are running a college... yet you don't seem to be able to even spell "Mathematician" right. |
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| Reply by: SingWhenYoureWinning at Sep 23, '07 23:22 | |
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| That is because I am a math professor, not an English professor my good sir. I reject all forms of knowledge except those of mathEmatics. Notice I have capitalized the E for your pleasure. | |
| Reply by: The_Mathmatician at Sep 23, '07 23:48 | |
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| If only I was sponsorless, then I could rebuff your advances. | |
| Reply by: Victus at Sep 24, '07 18:00 | |
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Notices his friend and fellow professor speaking to the masses. I just wanted to thank you for not remember the subject in which I teach. I forgive you, though, you being the Dean and all. The_Chemist lights a cigarette before continuing On the subject of being able to spell and being an English professor and such. Hell I'm not even sure I spelled Chemist right, so I agree about the not having to be able to spell. The_Chemist smiles and takes a drag off his cigarette. But yes at the time I am taking all applications for the University as our Dean has something of more importance to handle. So please send all of your applications to me and I will review them and send you your acceptance letter myself. Thank you for your time. The_Chemist shakes his boss' hand and continues his cigarette as he heads back towards the University. |
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| Reply by: The_Chemist at Sep 25, '07 02:49 | |
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