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Underground Group | Started by: Ghus on Sep 07, '20 22:54 |
Hey guys, I'm gonna be starting an underground group and if you wanna join just mail me but don't post in here so the people we want to kill don't see it. To weed out potential spies we do have a couple of requirements unfortunately. #1: You have to be American. Sorry, no way around this rule. #2: You have to either be rich or good at shooting #3: We need someone that can lend us their house for our underground meetings. Houses with basements are preferred. If you meet these requirements then make sure to reach out to me. P.S. We need a name so if anyone has any suggestions it would be appreciated. Thanks. |
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bruh I fit all those things but I am willing to put in absolutely no work | |
Reply by: igfp at Sep 07, '20 23:59 | |
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Good thing this is a satire post lol. | |
Reply by: PureBloodedTexanJr at Sep 08, '20 00:06 | |
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Oh damn really? | |
Reply by: igfp at Sep 08, '20 00:09 | |
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Satire? |
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Reply by: Aughustus at Sep 08, '20 00:10 | |
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All I’m saying is that it seems more like a joke than serious. And if he is indeed being serious, I do apologize. | |
Reply by: PureBloodedTexanJr at Sep 08, '20 00:13 | |
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Oh damn man... How did you figure the satire part out? I feel like I must be missing something | |
Reply by: igfp at Sep 08, '20 00:19 | |
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Reply by: PureBloodedTexanJr at Sep 08, '20 00:21 | |
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Mom said we can use the basement until 7pm + she’ll make the group cookies | |
Reply by: Aduros at Sep 08, '20 00:55 | |
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Aduros, only question...what kind of cookies will they be? | |
Reply by: PureBloodedTexanJr at Sep 08, '20 01:26 | |
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We have members, a meeting place, and snacks. We just need a name now. |
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Reply by: Aughustus at Sep 08, '20 01:30 | |
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Only the best kind of cookies out there... Snickerdoodle! |
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Reply by: Aduros at Sep 08, '20 02:36 | |
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Hey! Now that’s a cookie I could snack on all day lol | |
Reply by: PureBloodedTexanJr at Sep 08, '20 02:44 | |
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I always wanted to be a part of an underground clique. Are you sure you can't be flexible about the American nationality thing? Cos I fit all the other requirements... well, except 2 and 3. |
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Reply by: Cinnamon at Sep 08, '20 08:45 | |
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I'm rich, I'm a dab hand with a disruptor, i have an addiction to hyperian Bettle Snuff, but I'm Ferengi, not American. How about: The Backdoor BurglarsAs your group name, after all with all this sneaking around and smneaking up behind folks I'm sure you guys would be awesome and a little B&E. |
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Reply by: Zek at Sep 08, '20 09:10 | |
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MG-PPR have never really felt part of a group. If you need public relations help then we’re your guys. Our rates are negotiable. |
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Reply by: MG-PPR at Sep 08, '20 17:00 | |
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I'm happy to make pie on a bespoke basis. you can make your own kool aid. |
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Reply by: Ron_Swanson at Sep 08, '20 21:11 | |
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Even as our ranks swell and dark money flows into our coffers by the tens of millions. I feel as if our cause has not been taken seriously by the powers that be, and this is for one reason and one reason only. We do not have a righteous, kick-ass, stars and stripes waving, beer chugging, all-American name. Do not fret my brothers and sisters, for after many moons wandering the barren lands with nothing to quench my thirsts but a half full canteen of brewed lophophora williamsii. I have stumbled upon our destiny as a people. From now on our coalition of the downtrodden and cold-hearted shall forever be known as "The Anti Grin-And-Friends Alliance". Our first meeting will take place one week from today. There is very little street parking at the meeting location so make sure to plan ahead. |
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Reply by: Aughustus at Sep 09, '20 00:58 | |
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I feel that every underground movement needs a catchy name to get people onside. If you can't get a decent name that rolls nicely off the tongue, then at least make sure your acronym stands out. TAGAFA? Well it's slightly better than POHLF, I'll give you that. But it's hardly awe-inspiring. People need something that makes them stand up and believe in the movement. How about Yanks Against Purging? YAP Personally, I think it's quite fitting. |
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Reply by: tiinyschnezzelpecker at Sep 10, '20 10:49 | |
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