"The Lives of Bryan

As part of the undeclared war being waged on Chicago, by Detroit (allegedly), one bloodline has suffered disproportionately.  The rights to this sorry, sordid tale of murder have been sold to a Los Angeles film-maker, with the working title "Saving Gangster Bryan."

I want some of the royalties.

But back to the subject at hand.  The CND were headquartered in Detroit, until, finally, Detroit clamped down, like a dental mishap, hard.  Clearly, this doesn't involve BBB's 3rd-in-command, who hasn't yet gone rogue, but will.  Anyway, the CND launched attack after attack after attack on Acting-Godfather-Chairman @Illuminiated's leading and guiding lights.  The Acting-Godfather-Chairman didn't act like a Godfather-Chairman, or even an Acting-Godfather-Chairman, and basically sat befuddled as report of slain comrade after slain comrade came flowing into the bizarrely well equipped HQ that the Acting-Godfather-Chairman lived in.

The CND killed a number of Acting-Godfather-Chairman Illuminiated's friends, as well as colleagues.  But it was Don Mark for whom the CND reserved special animus.  Mark himself housed the Fareham Murderers, and Mark paid the highest price in the blood of his members.

Bryan- killed, 23rd July

Bryan- was the first to be killed.  A team of visionaries, from a motor city I won't name for fear of them being wiped off the face of the earth by Acting-Godfather-Chairman Illuminiated helped with this hit.  They provided the intelligence, and the CND provided the firepower.  

The last thing he heard was an Ode to John Fareham.  In those final moments, Bryan- and the CND felt bonded.

Not one single person from Chicago visited Bryan-'s funeral.  We invite Chicago to right this historic wrong now.  Give the poor man a eulogy, you scoundrels. 

Bryan - killed, 30th July

Bryan-'s son, the imaginatively named Bryan, was shot and killed a week after his father.  The same group of CND associates were on hand to help out with the murder.

Acting-Godfather-Chairman Illuminiated and Mark both gave brief eulogies to Bryan, but weirdly discussed the CND rather than Bryan himself.

Bryan4- - killed, 16th August

Killed on the second attempt.  The last thing he heard were Void's thoughts on Systematic Immolation of Thought.

Again, not a single person from Acting-Godfather-Chairman Illuminiated's sordid city thought to attend his funeral.

The Shield Family: Hero and Frozen

Shield-Hero was killed on the 30th July.  The tenth person to be executed by the CND.  The last thing they heard was "it was only a joke" - they didn't laugh as the CND fired a bullet through their head. 

Three leading members of Acting-Godfather-Chairman Illuminiated's city, including Acting-Godfather-Chairman Illuminiated attended the funeral.  

But the Shield family had not had the last of CND death-justice.

The CND contacted Acting-Godfather-Chairman Illuminiated with erroneous information concerning FrozenShield, and the Acting-Godfather murdered Frozen.  

The CND claim that death, and the death toll now stands at 37 dead Chicagoan, if we include the missed shots, and the dead assailants.

THE CND ARE WINNING!"

A man sat twix't a crosswalk and an alleyway on a thoroughfare. The streets were relatively calm, the winds blew and birds flew overhead. A black jalopy passes, pig in the blanket or pig out of the blanket of security and comfort? We may never know, but you could definitely tell he was a cop. The man on the street appeared to be carrying on a conversation with himself, so FartBarf listened to the story. Feeling something rumble in his tummy upon hearing the inspiring words, he grabbed the homemade pen in his back pocket. Turning to the wall that sat behind the man tellin' his talezz.

If you're in love with the labor, is it actually even an odd job for octopussy? Or is just for kickzz?

Not sure if he wanted just nicotine, or to throw on some mellow tones in his brain with the beautiful smellin' skunk o'dee stankyy stuff. He decides to roll one of his wicked kicker sticks. Some people would call them spliffs, others would call them other things. 

We have lost another two Bryan's in recent days 

Signed.

Bryan