Sweeney walks in the New York breeze, traveling from city to city to put up posters around. He had a stack of papers in one hand, his Mtn Dew in the other, taking sips one by one. Sweeney was skipping along the sidewalks sticking these posters one by one on each building on the outside of the coffee and music shops. He takes a stop at one of the coffee shops near the Empire State Building. He takes a sip of his Mtn Dew and then takes out Mr. Albert. He puts down the posters and pours some Mtn Dew onto his hand. Mr. Albert starts drinking the green liquid drink. Then, a sudden breeze comes through the New York winds. The posters start going through the air at all different directions. “Fuck me,” Sweeney said to himself. Time to do this the old fashion way, Sweeney thinks to himself. He gets in front of the Empire State Building and begins to speak.

Here he, here he! Hello ladies and gentleman and uh…Badwolf-. Ew. I’m here today to bring something that my father said that the last of his generation was going to make. Which is one of most popular papers in the mafia underground. This paper is called, “Mob News”  And, this particular paper is making a comeback! I’m happy to say this one will be more promised and praised then the other generations that followed up this paper. More in depth and more things to come in this! And, to be welcomed in the paper for a long time is an interview! Two weeks from now will be Mob News I, with the first Godfather in a year plus to take over the city of Chicago and one of my father’s friends! SexyBeast!

Competitions and games will be in this one too! Not on a weekly basis because….I like money to say the least. On the first paper there will be no competition, but on the upside of the second paper, I should help or make some impact on the Business District. So, now I have to pick up my litter on these streets or I get abused again! Thank you for listening and thank you Stallion for letting take the opportunity for this. And, SexyBeast for the interviews! Also, donations are welcome from a prize range of $1-$billion dollars.

That is all! Oh, by the way, Mr. SexyBeast. Mobsters can skip!

Sweeney takes a bow and starts skipping into the streets picking up the posters.

GodOfWar walked through the streets and saw Sweeney-'s posters flying in all directions, and then Mr. Biggs roused himself from his pocket and hopped onto his shoulder. Standing in front of Sweeney-, GodOFWar and Mr. Biggs stared at him as he began to talk. As he finished, GodOfWar began to clap.

Glad to hear that the paper my father donated to weekly will be back in place! Oh and thanks for the frog, Mr. Biggs is a cool little dude.

Tossing a skittle up for Mr. Biggs to catch, GodOfWar turned and walked away profsessionally, unlike Sweeney-.

I'm very excited to see the legendary Mob (Mom) News make a comeback.

Im sure Dominus can't wait for the first issue, especially the SexyBeast interview.

By the way... I also have a pet name for my penis, or Mr. Albert, as you call it.

I just keep it to myself, and don't drown it in a caffeinated beverage.

You're a master among common mutts, Sweeney.

Marty is walking down the street when he hears the words business district. Then he walks up and speaks up.

Come visit the Army/Navy surplus store of Saint Louis for all of your firearm, military, ammunition, or other military accessories or miscellaneous supplies.

I'm fucking stoked!

Do the damn thing sweeney :)

My father enjoyed your paper very much!

About time to .... was having to read through old editions of the The Knuckle to pass the time 

My fathers favorite paper....well after Chuckles anyway.
I am looking forward to your excellent paper Sweeney
HURRY UP AND POST IT
please