I'll gie you a credit if you apologise for kicking me from your IRC channel and calling me a cunt.

Blow me

Makes me wonder how such a nice and polite man who has helped so many people could ever wind up needing to beg for cash and credits in a place like this.

How about 2 credits?

bigred it's been proven there's a random chance at the weakest winning 😂 that was clear. 

Mattsr I think you need to go back to school and learn a thing or two. Start by understanding the difference of asking and begging. Then follow up with giving me a counseling consultation because I'm going nuts trying to figure out how one can be so much of a hypocrite that it all started because you claim I'm childish, you attack me, I ignored you and haven't said a word and now days later, you start it back up. Mind boggling.

Definition of 'begging'
 
begging
in British English
(ˈbɛɡɪŋ IPA Pronunciation Guide )
NOUN
1.  asking for money, food, etc

 

As per

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/begging

Sit down and shut up before you drool all over yourself.

Whilst even I will admit the Jury is still out on whether or not I'm a hyprocite, its relatively simple to work out why you are confused and require my counselling services.

1. Not once have I attacked you.

2. Nor have I claimed you were childish.

3. You ignored me whilst telling me to "Blow you". Yep.

That'll be 10 credits for the consultation please. 

And don't forget the apology.

Do we need someone to organise a sitdown?

ukuK are you willing to organize the sit down and be mediate? I'm starting to think we might need to get lawyers involved now that there are unpaid debts to Mattsr. 

Ginger I'm a Gangster looking for work involving unclogging pipes, I do not have sufficient reputation in this world to hold that kind of responsibility.

I can assure you that nobody cares about the outcome and the stakes could not possible be any lower. 

So you're a plumber? 

I'm starting to believe that you lot think this to be some kind of a joke.

Speaking of which, what's the difference between two dicks and a joke?

Shhhh, Mafioso can't take a joke.

Definitely not a joke Mattsr. Low stakes? Yes. Pointless? Most likely. 

A joke though. Unheard of. This is some of the most serious business we've seen in a lifetime. 

I am withdrawing from this conversation due to the negative attention it's attracted to my person.

Thank you for understanding, have a good day.

Alright. Who was negative towards the plumber, own up.

I apologise for any misunderstanding Ginger, i'm glad to see this injustice is being taken seriously even if it is pointless.

You know if this was in the streets I would absolutely be involved and handing out cards because it does look like we have some sort of diplomatic international whatever going on here. 

In the Streets, Georgette?! That's crazy talk! No one wants to go through that effort anymore! We do our begging right here in OOC these days! Who wants to make any sort of effort to ask for free stuff?! Silly...

Careful Albino, you might want to say its Alleged begging otherwise you might get a lesson or two.