Ruffian was sitting in a bar with his friends and just talking and having fun. He was enjoying the drinks and having a good time overall. After he was finished with the drinks his friends suggested to go for a walk to down all the food and drinks they had just consumed. They talked and walked for a while and realized that they were so lost in their chit chat that they had come very far away from the city, almost on the outskirts.

Ruffian gets an idea and he blurts it out to his friends barely able to control his excitement. He suggests to his friends to go to the forest nearby and enjoy the beauty of nature and maybe witness a beautiful sunset as well. They all agreed and hence they finally wandered into the forest. Ruffian was excited as he had never been in this forest before and he had wanted to come here for a long time. Only bad thing was that since this was not a planned trip they did not bring any snacks or even enough water with them.

Soon Ruffian got very hungry and thirsty but they had wandered into the middle of the forest and it would take them a while to finally be able to get out. So Ruffian decided he would drink some water from the river they just passed while Falka accompanied him and Warmonger went to look for something to eat.

They drank the water and returned to Warmonger whom Ruffian called Dearmonger. Dearmonger had some mushrooms in his hand and a big smile on his face. He offered the mushrooms to Ruffian as he was hungry and so Ruffian ate all the mushrooms within a minute. After he was done with the mushrooms they finally decided to return to the city. On his way back  Ruffian starts to feel dizzy and lose focus. He stumbles and falls. Falka looks at ruffian all confused while Ruffian mumbles. Unbothered by the events Dearmonger seems to not have a care in the world. He bent over and whispered something in Ruffian's ear. Falka bends over and asks Ruffian what happened and what Dearmonger said to him in the ear. Ruffian mumbles so Falka gets closer to Ruffian and puts his ear on his lips.

Ruffian barely able to speak informs Falka that he seems to have consumed a poisonous mushroom and that it was intentionally done by Dearmonger as a punishment for Ruffian for not sharing his food with Dearmonger.

After having eaten 7 handfuls of mushrooms, Warmonger felt as if were floating through the forest rather than walking like these mere mortals. He watched as Ruffian fell. The effects of his snacking had kicked in which had morphed Ruffian into a penguin. Have you ever seen a penguin fall and roll around the floor of the forest? Warmonger hadn't but now he had, he was unable to contain his laughter. He noted to himself, don't eat the red ones.

Sylence had been waiting all week for this moment as he started to jog at a brisk pace running through the forest on the outskirts of town. He had left all of his bodyguards, slot machines, women, dice, cigars, boats and swimming pools behind as he started to get good speed running in his best running shoes.

Sylence was proud that he had always considered his health a top priority except for when he smoke, drank, did cocaine, hookers, gambling, gun fights and his poor diet which included a unhealthy amount of meat including pets so as he ran he tried to remember he was doing this exercise stuff for a good reason

As he jogged through the forest he noticed the birds chirping and the sun trying to peak through the tall trees as he stopped to take a few breaths, a cigar and a break. As he looked around he heard the rustling of the bushes and the sound of voices nearby. As he stood still he could see a few people walking by and noticed one of the seemed to collapse to the ground but again he could barely see as he was so far away and puffing on his cigar with so much force there with a small smoke cloud surrounding him like a mini storm cloud

Damn I hope that guy is OK  he said out loud while coughing up lord knows what as he spit it onto the ground. Sylence thought it looked like his friends Warmonger and Ruffian but again there was that huge smoke cloud and you could barely see 10' in front of you

Finishing his cigar he took a big unhumanly sized drink from his alcohol flask before jogging off into the sunset hurrying to get back to the Casino and his yacht

Another trip to the forest. Let's hope this isn't another Warmongers's shinanigans. Falka have been looking forward seeing his buddies for a quiet drink but somehow they never turned out the way it is planned. As he reminisce the last time this occurred and for all god's memory Falka remmebers that exact time - Falka was left tied up on a lamp post butt naked, complimentary of yours truly, Ruffian and Warmonger. Falka snaps out of it. Fuck that! Now where have these two gone now? 

He looks both side and realised there's no one here in the forest apart from Ruffian whose going mental through a bad episode of mushshrooms edibles for which Warmonger had picked himself, go figure. When assuring us he has a PhD when it came to foraging for wild mushshrooms not realising this is all through personal experience. Warmonger passes a bottle of JD and ask: What are we going to do with Ruffian? He's starting to dig his own burial nest. We should probably help him out?

Falka's take a small line from a Crucifixion pendant he has always wore with him every where he goes. Gives Warmonger the pendant says: Listen! You gave him your fresh batch of these awesome mushshrooms and now your just realising what effect this could provide our dear Friend Ruffian. Oh Great! Now his getting undressed. AGAIN! Every fucking time his high as a kite or normal as a badger, anywhere we go he has this urged just to go naked. We go church, he strips naked. When we had to buy a puppy for a gift he strips naked in the pet shop. Numerous times we're all in court, he strips naked. This is why i don't take you two to visit mom... Think this boy just loves being naked. Well i dressed him up last, so its your turn mate?

While Warmonger goes to Ruffian to salvage some kind of dignity. Falka checks his surroundings. He's sixth sense and probably that famous cubian cigar smell and glitters all over his trousers. Probably testing all his newcomerss newly employed strppiers for his opening day of his Casino. He did think to himself to call out but stops himself for doing so. Amnyone with that kind of confident, a person who crazily goes for a jog late late in the night with no BG's with him is a man not only i can relate to but have huge respect. Good for your Godfather Sylence.

So how is it going over there mate? Falka shouts to Warmonger. Panic Over! Our dear friend is fast asleep butt naked, not quite six feet under more like a two feet under so i covered him just so these Squirrels don't mistaken his private from a acorn or some kind of nuts. Oh and i've built us a fire. Where did you say you put that kilo again?

Ruff wakes gain consciousness and finds himself lying on the floor. What disturbed him was the fact that he had no clothes on and Warmonger and Falka were asleep besides him. Apparently they had built a fire. It was dark and cold but the fire helped Ruff keeping himself warm. He stood up and started to look for his clothes. After failing to locate his clothes he looks at a big leaf and wraps himself around the waist with it.

He then shouts. "Why are you guys sleeping so calmly after poisoning me. Where are my clothes and why did you not take me back to the city"