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Double Dutch Hop Scotch: A Super Legitimate War Thread | Started by: Transistor on Mar 26, '24 22:08 |
You, in tears from the recent loss of the street's leading voices: a Goomba with one thread and a post; and a Gangster with 2 posts, are trying to gather yourself and your emotions. You cannot fathom the loss that you've endured. The community at large will never be the same until tomorrow when their kin is born again to lull us to sleep with yet another post about an innocent pizza-loving Godfather who shall not be named. Just then, the pizza lover himself emerges from The Imperial Palace Casino in Philadelphia to speak to the masses. Good evening cohorts and colleagues. It's ya boy cyraxx. As you have no doubt Looks at his watch Oh. Two hours. Transistor aggressively taps his watch. Hm. Anyway. The aggressor and his proer were no match for the incredible sense of community that the leadership of our great cities has. We immediately purchased a very large building on the corner of IRC Avenue and Discord Street and got to work to track these sneaky sons-of-bitches down. It looked grim at first. They had missed their kill on an unprotected Gangster, but we knew we had to persist in our incredibly organized attempt to remove such a threat. It got worse from there, a slightly protected.. Wise Guy.. Transistor smudges the paper a bit with his finger to make sure he is reciting the words as they were written. He shakes his head slightly and continues. He missed that as well. Despite this incredibly organized attack on the civility that we so enjoy, the mass And finally, before we caught up with him and his cohort, he was seen shooting another slightly protected Wise Guy. So as you can see, we had no choice but to act to protect the very thing we hold dear in this world of ours: life. And we, as leaders, together, did so swiftly and without a second thought. Please continue to have a wonderful day. /s |
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