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Vampire sightings in Hollywood | Started by: Savannah_ on Apr 16, '24 21:46 |
As you stroll down the dimly lit alleyways of Hollywood Boulevard, the bustling noise of the city fades away, and you're transported into a world shrouded in mystery and secrets. Amid the shadows, you catch a glimpse of a woman's silhouette, dressed in black from head to toe. She moves with feline grace, her lithe form skirting past the bustling hordes of workers and homeless thugs who loiter around her. Her eyes scan the surroundings with a keen intensity as if she's on the lookout for something specific. |
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RICHTERBELMONT, famous vampire slayer of olde, had heard that there was a new MENACE plaguing the six cities. When he heard of a pending VAMPIRE PANDEMIC he booked the first flight he could to the hallowed grounds of Los Angeles, city of debauchery, filth, and apparently vampires.
He moved around the streets, looking for any signs of vampiery using his incredibly big brain and inhuman vampire-slayer senses. He had a nose for these kinds of things
Eventually he looked down an alleyway and found his new rival and arch-enemy, a wild vampire. He shouted vigorously, unable to contain his excitement at fulfilling his God given duty.
"HAH, FILTHY VAMIPRE. IT IS I, RICHTER BELMONT, FAMOUS VAMPIRE SLAYER. YOUR BLOODLUST AND RAMPAGE END HERE."
RICHTERBELMONT then proceeds to draw his flail, wildly swinging it over his head in circles to assert his skill with the weapon for all to see.
"DIE, MONSTER. YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD." |
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Reply by: RICHTERBELMONT at Apr 18, '24 13:47 | |
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It was Thursday, which meant a private jet to LA for date night. Willie walked through the downtown streets and heard a ruckus coming from the alley. Having more curiosity than common sense, he walked toward the alley, briefcase in hand... "EGADS! I never thought I would see this again!" Willie thought back to the Great Vampire Infestation of '07 and the toll it took on Cosa Nostra. He had seen his own mentor grow fangs and fly away. It was the worst of times and Willie almost hanged up his fedora and went straight. That is, until he received a gift from none other than the legendary mobster, IzzyCreamCheese. The gift, that was in his briefcase at that very moment... Others around him were running and screaming at the horror that was taking place in the alleyway, but Willie moved slowly and deliberately to open the briefcase. He pulled out an unusual brass musical instrument, bedazzled with diamonds and emeralds, and held it to the sky... "BEHOLD! I HOLD IN MY HANDS A MAGIC TROMBONE! WITH ONE BLOW I WILL DISINTEGRATE ALL VAMPIRES AND VAMPIRE HUNTERS ALIKE!" "WITNESS!" Willie raised the magic trombone to his lips and blew with all his might, but no sound came out. Willie didn't know how to play the fucking trombone... |
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Reply by: Willie_G_Skull at Apr 18, '24 23:55 | |
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RICHTERBELMONT, famous vampire slayer, in the middle of an exciting battle with a vampire, sacrificing his vitality and the prime of his youth in service of justice by eradicating this vampire plague from the world, swinging his flail wildly in the air, suddenly got interrupted by Willie_G_Skull. Unable to control his voice amidst this excitement he loudly proclaimed.
"MISERABLE FIEND, DO NOT GET BETWEEN THE FAMOUS RICHTERBELMONT AND HIS DIVINE MISSION"
Seeing Willie_G_Skull fail to use a trombone he shouted, his flail still swinging wildly.
"WHAT A CHUMP. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED FROM SOMEONE NAMED 'WILLIE'." "I DON'T TAKE PEOPLE NAMED 'WILLIE' SERIOUSLY."
RICHERBELMONT turned back around, paying no more heed to Willie_G_Skull and continued his battle with the vampire in front of him.
"HAVE AT YOU." |
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Reply by: RICHTERBELMONT at Apr 19, '24 11:58 | |
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I can see a vampire!! Over there!! Besides the drugs and weapons!! Yes!! |
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Reply by: TransvisionVAMP at Apr 19, '24 13:47 | |
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I’m approaching the vampires but being respectful about it as to not be an interruption, giving ourselves about 20 yards of distance between us. No need to interfere or heckle or anything of the sort. Just strolling down a public city street and documenting. There doesn’t even need to be any interaction between myself and the vampires, aside from maybe a respectful nod.
That’s all you need to do. If you’re wearing a fedora hat, feel free to tip it. If the other people that don’t know how to behave in public engage with you, you may do the same to them. If it is a Made Man or above you politely and respectfully tell them you don’t answer questions. “Ok, have a nice day, just here for documentation purposes” as you wave to them, and you’ve done nothing wrong.
So now I just stand by and observe what’s going on with the vampires. I’ve participated respectfully without interfering, and am now present to see how everything unfolds.
Ms. Savannah_, if you would, by all means please continue and please don’t let my presence be a distraction. I was enjoying your tale. |
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Reply by: ChilleDeCastro at Apr 20, '24 01:44 | |
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Mr_Intimidating was eating a breakfast cinnamon roll as he watched things play out; a woman all in black with a distinctly feline grace, licking the Adam's apple of a disgusting dishevelled tramp, who's dizzying aroma of sweat, street mulch and an unwiped anus was nauseating even from over here. Why would Mrs All-In-Black want to lick a tramp? If all he had was HIV, she would have done well. And then, amidst this bizarre homeless lollipop impersonation, a man arrived carrying a bloody flail no less, and charged in. Was this Mr All-In-Black? Some sort of weird fetish? Is this how couples get their kicks in LA? Mr_Intimidating was about to say something when another man turned up, this time carrying a briefcase. He looked like the some sort of banker nerd, probably not even than, an assistant banker nerd dispatched to buy lunch for his betters. He had a purpose to him though, and he was kneeling down and cracking open the briefcase. This must be All-In-Black's side piece, presumably, come for some midday bum liaison in skidsville. As the side piece was taking something out of the briefcase, another person turned up, very politely and respectfully...wait was Side Piece trying to play a fucking trombone? Mr All-In-Black was shouting something at him. Mrs All-In-Black looked furious, the tramp meanwhile still seemed aroused and, of course, very, very stinky. "Some shit, huh?" He said to one of the other observers. |
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Reply by: Mr_Intimidating at Apr 20, '24 07:05 | |
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