1) He was born of a demon and a goat.
2) He is the original Sanchez.
3) There once existed a magical place where your every wish would come true then Phil wished it away.
4) He causes both world wars.
5) And the cold war.
6) I once asked him if my dress made me look fat. He said yes.
7) Aids.
8) when you feel like someone is watching you its phil.
9) He sank the city of atlantis as a joke.
10) He convinced eve to eat the apple.

I will be back with more later! Do you think Phil deserves our hate? If so let us kniw why. Then we can all talk about how much we hate him.

Did he also cause you to have a lower case W at the beginning of number 8?

SKINNER BRINGS UP AN EXCELLENT POINT!

PHIL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL GRAMMATICAL, PUNCTUATION; MISSSPELLLINGS...AND OTHER LANGUAGE NONSENSESES that GO WRONG OR BAD OR ANYTHING BROKEN ABOUT LANGUAGE.

not nearly as funny since its OOC now

I started it in OOC because it is an ooc thing lol. Doesnt take away feom the fact that phil is the reason why evil exists.

i thought i read this in teh streets first >.<

Im disappointed in the response thus far so i will continue to contribute my own reasons.

A) His name is phil_steak...seriously? Lamb is so much better than beef.
B) During the LA riots he was at home watching his TV.
C) He eats dogs. His favorite type is, "the cute ones tastse best."
D) God rested on the seventh day because phil. Imagine how much better this place could be.
E) He created global warming.
F) Phil_Steak is actually an anagram. Periods(the woman kind) Hitler Instagram Lectures (_ represents the void that is death) Scurvy Timecardsl Eel Aunts Ku klux klan. As you can see all terrible things.

He is the Anti-Christ

1. When you get 25 kills without dying in call of duty black ops 2, you get to call in Phil_Steak.

2. Chuck Norris sleeps with Phil_Steak under his pillow.

trololololol.

The biggest reason to hate Phil_Steak: He posts in your OC thread about hating him and is funnier than you. Bastard

pwned.

I heard he's the reason vaticus spends my tribute money on faberge eggs.

Because he likes the New York Giants!!! Hail To The REDSKINS! 

Phil Steak married my mom, just so I'd have to call him "Daddy!"

I'm being a good boy but it is ooohhh so hard.  Some times I wish I didn't value my life so much.  Die hard Buffalo here.  sigh...

He never gave me a steak, i think its false advertising

1) Phil_Steak the reason for the dot com crash.
2) Phil_Steak said "There will be days like this"
3) Phil_Steak doesn't usually drink Dox Equis, but when he does.. it's usually with The Most Interesting Man.
4) When Phil_Steak WACKS! a persons account, their next account dies from radiation poisoning cuz of his nuke.
5) Phil_Steak was actually a replacement referee for the NFL at the beginning of this season.

That last one made me powerlaugh... That is all

ditto^ hahahahahah