Yes hello! I am making a contest that will expire December 27th at 14:00. Come up with a mafia-themed christmas carol using the 12 days of Christmas, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, Silent Night, or Frosty the Snowman.

Prizes will range from credits, to bodyguards, stat boosts, CAs, DFPs depending on what you need and where you place. Please write them out in similar cadences to what the song actually sounds like. YouTube the songs or google the lyrics if you aren't sure how they sound.

The entries can be serious or funny. Merry Christmas!

Love,
Administrators

This sir is a mighty fine contest.. I'm thinking of what to do honestly - but i'll try to participate!

On the first day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
A corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Four Durdens,
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Five dead gangsters,
Four Durdens,
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Six bodyguards a-laying,
Five dead gangsters,
Four Durdens,
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Seven bodies-swimming,
Six bodyguards a-laying,
Five dead gangsters,
Four Durdens,
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Eight thugs a-milking,
Seven bodies swimming,
Six bodyguards a-laying,
Five dead gangsters,
Four Durdens,
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight thugs a-milking,
Seven bodies -swimming,
Six bodyguards a-laying,
Five dead gangsters,
Four Durdens,
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Ten mobsters-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight thugs a-milking,
Sevenbodies -swimming,
Six bodyguards a-laying,
Five dead gangsters,
Four Durdens,
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Eleven bosses whacking,
Ten mobsters-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight thugs a-milking,
Seven bodies swimming,
Six bodyguards a-laying,
Five dead gangsters,
Four Durdens,
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my godfather sent to me
Twelve capo's drumming,
Eleven bosses whacking,
Ten mobsters leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight thugs a-milking,
Seven bodies swimming,
Six bodyguards a-laying,
Five dead gangsters,
Four Durdens,
Three truck heists,
Two MIA's,
And a corrupt agent in a pear tree!

Thats the best I could do :)

Hi everyone - Heres my entry into this competition - A parody chicago song of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'

Mudkip the Blue-Nosed Pokemon Had a very shiny snout,  And if you ever pet him,  You would even say its cold.  And all of the other chicagoians Still laugh and call him rude names;  They never let poor Mudkip Join in any Chicago games.  Then one snowy Christmas day,  Squiddy came to say,  Mudkip with your snout so cold. Won't you make sure my hitters are told? Then all the chicago members loved him  As they shouted out and peed,  Mudkip the blue-Nosed Pokemon You'll go down in history. You know Countdown and Lincoln and Rayden and Cowboy and Carl and Francesca and Astronomy, But do you recall?  The COOLEST Chicagoian of all?  Mudkip the Blue-Nosed Pokemon Had a very shiny snout,  And if you ever pet him,  You would even say its cold.  And all of the other chicagoians Still laugh and call him rude names;  They never let poor Mudkip Join in any Chicago games.  Then one snowy Christmas day,  Squiddy came to say,  Mudkip with your snout so cold. Won't you make sure my hitters are told? Then all the chicago members loved him  As they shouted out and peed,  Mudkip the blue-Nosed Pokemon You'll go down in history.

Mudkip the Blue-Nosed Pokemon

Had a very shiny snout, 

And if you ever pet him, 

You would even say its cold. 

And all of the other chicagoians

Still laugh and call him rude names; 

They never let poor Mudkip

Join in any Chicago games. 

Then one snowy Christmas day, 

Squiddy came to say, Mudkip with your snout so cold.

Won't you make sure my hitters are told?
Then all the chicago members loved him

 As they shouted out and peed,

 Mudkip the blue-Nosed Pokemon

You'll go down in history.
You know Countdown and Lincoln and Rayden and Cowboy and Carl and Francesca and Astronomy,

But do you recall?

The COOLEST Chicagoian of all? 
Mudkip the Blue-Nosed Pokemon

Had a very shiny snout, 

And if you ever pet him, 

You would even say its cold.

 And all of the other chicagoians

Still laugh and call him rude names; 

They never let poor Mudkip

Join in any Chicago games. 
Then one snowy Christmas day,

 Squiddy came to say, Mudkip with your snout so cold.

Won't you make sure my hitters are told?
Then all the chicago members loved him

 As they shouted out and peed, 

Mudkip the blue-Nosed Pokemon

You'll go down in history.

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^^ Sorry about the cluttered start - had to space it out properly cos notepad blows.

Silent Night! Bloody Night!
All is red, All is bright
Round yon dead father and mother
Holy Godfather like no other
Sleep in fear of police!
Sleep in fear of police!

Silent Night! Bloody Night!
Thugs quake at a Dons might
Bullets stream from a car
Robbing posts to a bar
Next of kin are born!
Next of kin are born!

Silent Night! Bloody Night!
War is a true fight
Radiant guides hide the mace
Battered and bruised with a neck brace
Buried in the earth!
Buried in the earth!

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On the first day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
A Drug Front Property.

On the second day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the third day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the fourth day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
4 Mobmails with nerds
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the fifth day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
5 CA's with wings
4 Mobmails with nerds
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the sixth day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
6 Hitters playing
5 CA's with wings
4 Mobmails with nerds
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the seventh day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
7 HQ fires dimming
6 Hitters playing
5 CA's with wings
4 Mobmails with nerds
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the eighth day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
8 Earners tributing
7 HQ fires dimming
6 Hitters playing
5 CA's with wings
4 Mobmails with nerds
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the ninth day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
9 Consiglieres advancing
8 Earners tributing
7 HQ fires dimming
6 Hitters playing
5 CA's with wings
4 Mobmails with nerds
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the tenth day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
10 Dollars for safekeeping
9 Consiglieres advancing
8 Earners tributing
7 HQ fires dimming
6 Hitters playing
5 CA's with wings
4 Mobmails with nerds
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
11 Pickpocketers swiping
10 Dollars for safekeeping
9 Consiglieres advancing
8 Earners tributing
7 HQ fires dimming
6 Hitters playing
5 CA's with wings
4 Mobmails with nerds
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Force sent to me:
12 Businesses humming
11 Pickpocketers swiping
10 Dollars for safekeeping
9 Consiglieres advancing
8 Earners tributing
7 HQ fires dimming
6 Hitters playing
5 CA's with wings
4 Mobmails with nerds
3 Guns to cleanse
2 Thugs to shove
and a drug front property.

On the first day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
an invite to my family.

On the second day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
two lousy dollars,
and an invite to my family.

On the third day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars,
and an invite to my family.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
four crackdowns,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars,
and an invite to my family.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
five pretty whores,
four crackdowns,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars
and an invite to my family.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
six CA's a making,
five pretty whores,
four crackdowns,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars
and an invite to my family.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
seven RIAs a swimming,
six CA's a making,
five cheap drugs,
four crackdowns,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars
and an invite to my family.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
eight whores a whoring,
seven RIAs a swimming,
six CA's a making,
five cheap drugs,
four crackdowns,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars
and an invite to my family.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
nine strippers dancing,
eight whores a whoring,
seven RIAs a swimming,
six CA's a making,
five cheap drugs,
four crackdowns,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars
and an invite to my family.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
ten -48's fleeing,
nine strippers dancing,
eight whores a whoring,
seven RIAs a swimming,
six CA's a making,
five cheap drugs,
four crackdowns,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars
and an invite to my family.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
eleven thugs hustlin',
ten -48's fleeing,
nine strippers dancing,
eight whores a whoring,
seven RIAs a swimming,
six CA's a making,
five cheap drugs,
four crackdowns,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars
and an invite to my family.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my sponsor gave to me,
twelve BGs protecting,
eleven thugs hustlin',ten -48's fleeing,
nine strippers dancing,
eight whores a whoring,
seven RIAs a swimming,
six CA's a making,
five cheap drugs,
four crackdowns,
three free MIAs,
two lousy dollars
and an invite to my family.

Silent night, holy fight
Caused some harm, with my gun
Round yon Godfather and fight
Holy shit I might fall and die
I hope I Sleep in heavenly peace
I hope I Sleep in heavenly peace

Silent night, holy shite
My Godfather won and I
All the bodies pile real high
The cement shoes weigh sooooo much
RIP to the fallen
RIP to the fallen

Silent fight, holy fuck
Son of God, please protect me
muzzels flash in front of my eyes
With these BGs I may survive
One last roll to save my life
One last roll to save my life


I know it's a short entry but the song is hard to do in my opinion :P

Wise guy the Hitman, was a jolly happy soul
With a Model 10 and some 38’s
And twenty bags full of Coke.

Wise Guy the Hitman, was a real big dick, they say
With a heart made of snow, but few people know
That she actually had two boobs!

There must have been some magic in that
Desperate call she made
For when she woke up from her nap
She found she’d been busted out..

Oh, Wise Guy the Hitman,
Was an artist at PP
You can PickPocket her
She don’t give a damn,
Just as long as you pay it back!

Tyler the conman was a grumpy grouchy soul,
With a big hash pipe and a snow white nose
And two eyes that looked pure stoned
Tyler the conman is in jail right now, they say,
He screwed up a heist and put up a fight
Now Bubba rides his ass all day
But there must've been some magic in that
Bar of soap he dropped
Cos Bubba soaped up the wrong bum
And got himself popped
O, Tyler the conman
Soon got busted free
So he robbed some old fat ladies
And went on a killing spree
Badda-bing bang bang
Badda-bing bang bang
Look at Durden go
Badda-bing bang bang
Badda-bing bang bang
Snorting mountains of snow



Tyler the conman knew
His head was marked that day
So he said, "Let's run and
We'll have some fun
Now before I get blown away."
Down to the cities
With a rifle in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.
He led his men to Chicago town
And up to Philly City
Las Vegas, LA, New York and Detroit
New Orleans where he took no pity
For Tyler the conman
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."
Badda-bing bang bang
Badda-bing bang bang
Look at Durden go
Badda-bing bang bang
Badda-bing bang bang
Snorting mountains of snow

Stegron steps up to the microphone causing a little bit of feed back

Good evening ladies and gents, this is my rendition of Silent night.

Stegron pulls out a pitch pipe to get the right key and begins to sing

Slient night, Big ass fight!
Gangsters droping, in my sight.
Cities at war, over a whore,
Bodies strewn across the floor.
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

Slient night, Big ass fight!
drug dealers quake at my sight.
Heroin streams in my veins,
Tweaking and shooting is my game.
Stegron the savior is born!
Stegron the savior is born.

Silent night, Big ass fight!
The cops ignore all of my might.
Organised crimes, make big cash.
At the Casino throwing a bash.
Getting blackjack and beating the house.
Getting blackjack and beating the house.

Phil_Steak the Godfather, had his very own city. He was ranked real high and he makes members cry when he shows them no pity.

Phil_Steak the Godfather was a grizzly bear they say. He was made of stone and his members know that to him their taxes pay.

There may be some sensitivity in that old cold heart of his. But when someone tries to find it, they'll be sleepin' with da fish!

Oh Phil_Steak the Godfather is legendary. And the mobsters say he could shoot all day and that makes him so merry.

Poppity pop pop
Poppity pop pop
Look at Phil_Steak go
Poppity pop pop
Poppity pop pop
Let the bodies hit the flo'!

Phil_Steak the Godfather must protect his families. So he trains his gun, having so much fun destroying Delaware cities.

Down to his city, with a machine gun in his hands, shooting here and there all around the square saying "Success! I am the man!"

He chases them down, all over the town, until they are finished. And he doesn't pause a moment til those Durdens are diminished.

For Phil_Steak the Godfather, doesn't have a lot to say. He'll just draw his gun and have some fun until he gets his way.

Poppity pop pop
Poppity pop pop
Look at Phil_Steak go
Poppity pop pop
Poppity pop pop
Let the bodies hit the flo'!

Tino the Gangster

Tino the Gangster , was a bold, eager young man

With an untrained gun and an open flight

He was granted permanent auth.

Tino the Gangster is a legend to this day,

He was meant to pro but the Capos

Know many proers don’t get trained.

There must have been real bullets in the

Tommy gun they found.

For when they checked the victim’s pulse

He was obviously dead.

O, Tino the Gangster

Was alive as he could be,

But his aim was poor and the shot he took

Killed his godfather’s enemy.

Pew p-pew pew pew

Pew p-pew pew pew

Look at Tino go

Pew p-pew pew pew

Pew p-pew pew pew

One percent for the win

Tino the Gangster didn’t

Realize what he’d done,

So he said, "So sorry

For killing you

Was so sure I’d miss that shot."

In the family war room,

Every one was jubilant,

Celebrating and

Congratulating the

Godfather on his win.

The fallen victim’s son returned

Lamenting one percents,

And he only paused a moment when

His ex Right Hand yelled "Stop!"

For Tino the Gangster

Had already stopped the war,

The dead guy waved bye,

But #DL all cried,

"He’ll be back again some day."

Pew p-pew pew pew

Pew p-pew pew pew

Look at Tino go

Pew p-pew pew pew

Pew p-pew pew pew

One percent for the win

I swear, this is totally true to the original carol when I sing it :)

On the first day of christmas,
Daemon sent to me,
A lousy dollar bill.

On the second day of Christmas,
Daemon sent to me
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill.

On the third day of Christmas,
Daemon sent to me
three OC invites,
two hookers
and lousy dollar bill

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Daemon sent to me
four desperate phone calls,
three OC invites,
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill.

On the fifth day of Christmas
Daemon sent to me,
five MIA's,
four desperate phone calls,
three OC invites,
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill.

On the sixth day of Christmas
Daemon sent to me,
six air kisses,
five MIA's,
four desperate phone calls,
three OC invites,
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Daemon sent to me,
seven business district posts,
six air kisses,
five MIA's,
four desperate phone calls,
three OC invites,
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Daemon sent to me,
eight love letters,
seven business district posts,
six air kisses,
five MIA's,
four desperate phone calls,
three OC invites,
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Daemon sent to me,
nine nude pics,
eight love letters,
seven business district posts,
six air kisses,
five MIA's,
four desperate phone calls,
three OC invites,
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Daemon sent to me,
ten bottles of vodka,
eight love letters,
seven business district posts,
six air kisses,
five MIA's,
four desperate phone calls,
three OC invites,
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Daemon sent to me,
eleven G-Strings,
ten bottles of vodka,
eight love letters,
seven business district posts,
six air kisses,
five MIA's,
four desperate phone calls,
three OC invites,
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill


On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Daemon sent to me,
twelve grams of coke,
eleven G-Strings,
ten bottles of vodka,
eight love letters,
seven business district posts,
six air kisses,
five MIA's,
four desperate phone calls,
three OC invites,
two hookers,
and a lousy dollar bill.



Sorry about the lame song but I wanted to give it a shot :P

The contest is over and sadly the participation was pretty lackluster, one city didn't even submit any entries!!! Only 11 total submissions, but I enjoyed each one! The following are the prize allocations!

Most City Participation - Detroit. The smallest city did the most with 5 entries! As a prize to their city, each family will receive HQ size upgrades of 20%. If there is a Godfather in the future and they have this upgrade it will carry over to their GF HQ.

1st Place - Tie. Okay, I know it's kind of a cop out, but both VinceNoir and Stegron had awesome and funny entries. Their bounty shall include (each will receive the listed prize):
- 50 points allocated to random skill sets
- 20 credits
- 10 bodyguards

3rd Place - Cassi
- 40 points allocated to random skill sets
- 20 credits
- 8 bodyguards

4th Place - Mudkip
- 30 Points allocated to random skill sets
- 20 credits
- 5 bodyguards

5th Place - Pumpkins
- 20 points allocated to random skill sets
- 20 credits
- 3 bodyguards

ALL OTHER PARTICIPANTS:
- 10 points allocated to random skill sets
- 20 credits

Thank you and Merry Christmas!!

The credits have been sent out! The rest of the prizes should be added in a day or two!

That is very very generous! Thankyou Billy. Awesome entries guys!

Thank you so much!! It was fun coming up with a song! Congrats to all the winners!!

Thanks Billy, and congratz to everyone :)

Thanks!