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Tea Time: Generation-X Gossip Tabloid
Issue Four: Love is in the Air and This is Our Worst Issue Ever
As we approach one of our world's favorite national holidays, V-Day (also known as Valentine's Day, or the Valentine's Day Massacre for the more sentimental among us), we are reminded of how much love the citizens of our fair country have for one another... or at least, how much they love killing one another. We are currently gearing up for a world-wide wack-fest; dueling is everyone's new favorite pastime, and the once experimental (but only in college) city of Detroit has now been wiped off the map.
When the benchmark date of February 14th comes along, make sure you spend time with your loved ones. Wine them, dine them, kiss them in wholly inappropriate places. And then come February 16th, put a gun to their head. For there can only be one victor when V-Day rolls around... and it certainly won't be DonBot. Deez.
You're looking at the winners, bitches,
CASHMONEYMILLIONAIRE, ZomBee and Katniss
Disclaimer: If you are a mobster, within the six crime cities of the United States of MafiaReturns, you may be the subject of one or many of our articles. Alive, dead, mentally impaired, no one is safe from TT:GX! Please forward all comments, questions or concerns to Tea Time Editors, c/o Katniss.
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Experiment Results Are In
Detroit's Dead
Article by Reporter Kettle
The day was December 29th; the Detroit experiment was officially called to a close when then Don, Revolve, ascended to the position of Godfather in the Motor City. There was much rejoicing across the country, as well as a collective sigh of those competing for the top spot for months on end. Well-wishes were bestowed upon the new Godfather, and he set about taking control of his city to work hard, and for the first time since the competition had really started- work together.
While to the outside world there were a few speed bumps as they got the machines running smoothly, the city seemed to flourish under the care and direction of their new leadership. Revolve had even begun to start working on his street presence, a welcome surprise that the Tea Time staff had been pushing for. Yet here we are, a month and a half later, with the headquarters of former Detroit leaders left in ruins, every single occupant of La Cosa Nostra six feet under.
In a public statement made by the Godfather of New Orleans, Phil_Steak, despite Detroit's well-standing regard with the rest of the community, it seemed plotting was afoot. Underfoot? In between feet? Doesn't matter. There was plotting.
Though many of you have read the transcripts of the New Orleans Godfather's speech about cats by now, it was stated that someone was attempting to stir the pot by asking other cities to take part in a killing spree of New Orleans and Philadelphia, headed by Godfather DeadlySin. While sources were not revealed to the public, it was made clear that the evidence was damning enough to not remove the individuals responsible, but rather remove the entire organization. Much information, though vague, was given to the public in an attempt to satisfy the general population's thirst for knowledge. (It was also made clear that Phil_Steak is a lapdog, DeadlySin hates the community, and Bunny is a dictator. Seriously, someone said that.)
There has been an outpouring of discontent from the newest batch of civilians, and some higher ranked members of our lifestyle, stating that the reasons for the war are shaky at best. While Mr. Steak seemed fairly clear in his outline for why he decided to go up in arms against Revolve and company, many whispers (and sometimes shouts) can be heard stating other motives existed for the war. Such rumors as DeadlySin wanting control of the General Motors financial share, Phil_Steak wanting to collect a new batch of next generation hit squad members, and a shared desire for real estate when the new districts are opened to our way of life run rampant through the streets and coffee shops. Despite their best efforts to negate such claims, the heads of NO and PH are still taking it in all directions from the children of the fallen. (That's what she said.) DeadlySin and Phil_Steak have remained resolute in the fact that they were protecting their families and endless empires, and for that they can only be commended.
What's done is done, and the experiment has now officially come to a close. Whatever the reasons may be for their demise, God rest the souls of the Detroit departed, and may your next of kin find new hopes, dreams and desires in their new families.
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When Your Right Hand is a Little too Familiar
Consider Your Left
Article by Reporter Black
In the last week our community has seen a war, which unfortunately took out a few of my favorite Left Hands. Especially that DonBot, he really gave me some quality answers. His words should be truly remembered forever, etched in gold on a plaque, hung in a museum. I could sit here crying over spilt milk, but I don't cry. We'll just have to remember them with their words. So, no delays, lets get down, dirty and extremely intimate!
If you're just tuning in and you feel yourself lost, cold and all alone go read the last issue.
Question #1: Some say that the left hand is a useless position, how do you feel about that comment?
Camazotz (Left Hand of Gordon_Zola): I can understand the skepticism when it comes to the role of the Left Hand Man. It's not a traditional position, however I think to look on it as useless would be to overlook the many aspects of it which provide areas for the holders to develop. The position gives an extra opportunity for a member of the family to hold obvious power, not the same as the head of the family, not the same as the right hand, but vastly more than the majority of the members and this can only be useful.
Camazotz paused for a moment. Taking a break from his monologue, but no, he was just getting started.
Camazotz: It allows a leader to see how these people handle advanced responsibility. It also allows the leadership at large to see how these people handle themselves. Should a greater opportunity somewhere in the future present itself then having been a successful and useful left hand man in your career can only be of benefit. Activity wise it allows a third opportunity for a member of the higher echelons of the structure to be awake and available should anything occur. A third person who can help marshal the troops in the event of a war mean the difference between life and death. These are just a few of the reasons that I believe the left hand man position should be looked upon with greater regard than it is currently. And you should listen to me guys, I'm great.
This is when Donbot announced his presence in the room. I was actually surprised the sorry lump even showed up.
Donbot (Left Hand to Revolve): I say that. (He was replying directly to the question, not Camazotz.) And they are, especially Camazotz.
He said it. Just like that, that Camazotz was useless. Maybe he was implying Camazotz was the most useless left hand around. That was all he said, turning back to his glass of alcohol. It's alright, he answered the question, I didn't need anything else from him. However, I did need to hear from Raoul, who had sat silently listening to the others toss in their two cents.
Raoul_Silva (Left Hand to LilacDelaney): I wouldn't consider it useless, sure it can take a little practice to build any kind of rhythm, but once mastered it can be every bit as pleasurable as the right.
Raoul looked at me as he noticed the incomprehension on my face. He started over.
Raoul_Silva: Sorry, was thinking like I was still in my store in Chicago. Anyone who says that the LHM position is useless has never been a true LHM. Of course it depends on whom you are LH to, but I see the RHM as less powerful. You see Lilac is a diplomat, she deals with requests from our acting Godfather, and from other crew leaders and Godfathers. She is the public face of our family. I do the day to day running. Accounting, reports, dealing with the associates, sending out information to the lower ranks, and I have a special role in ahhh... testing future button men, to ensure they are up to the role and its demands. The poor right hand is relegated to being merely a personal assistant, answering mail, taking notes, and ensuring Ms Delany has enough coffee.
With that it ended round one.
Question #2: Do you ever feel like LH doesn't hold as much weight, respect wise, compared to the right?
ThomasAnderson was the first to speak up this time.: I think that one is a hit and miss. It's down to personal preference of everyone, but most would give right hand more respect. That's to be expected though a right hand has more power and should get a little more respect in my opinion.
Frank_Sinatra: Amongst your crew, if they love you and respect you, you hold almost the same amount of weight as the boss and RH. They acknowledge you as a higher power and as someone who is to be respected, obeyed, and feared, if need be. Amongst the general public, I believe there's a hierarchy where the CL is most respected, followed by the RH, and then the LH. Personal opinions of the hand also plays a role in the amount of respect received. It's all just one big clusterfuck of X factors really.
Creep: Of course, people will think less of LH than RHs.. I don't let bother me. I keep chugging on and explain the importance of left hands. Again it comes down to the LH, if you let people walk over you then you will obviously be looked at less importance than RH.
Roksana: Yeah, I do. People realize we can't do as much. The newer players give us the respect, but the older players don't always.
Daemon: Isn't that the way it's supposed to be in this thing of ours? I'm happy that I was considered worthy enough to be handed this post and I respect that. I'm no one to complain. Besides, the RH must've done something to deserve that post. It's all about ranks after all, isn't it?
No one answered the question. It must have been rhetorical.
Raoul_Silva: Again the LH role depends on who you serve with. Sometimes you do feel as if you are a bit out of the loop, as already discussed the RHM gets to read the boss's mail, but generally I find the only lack of respect accorded to me comes from those outside of Chicago. All the Chicago LHM are important, and we are all treated with the respect we deserve by the members of our Family. However there are those out there who would wait for Mudkip or Ms Delaney to become available rather than speak to me exactly because they don't hold any regard for the position.
Camazotz: It defintely doesn't hold the same weight as the right hand man, but that is how it should be in the same respect as the right hand man doesn't hold the exact same weight as the family head. They may speak with the same voice but there are levels to everything when it comes to power. Obviously when it comes to respect regardless of your position you need to prove yourself to be worthy of it and this is where your actions and ability will speak volumes.
Of course, immediately after Camazotz finished, Donbot let us know we existed and spoke.
Donbot: I guess that depends who it is. I'm a champion who tells unbelievably popular fables, so as a result I hold more weight than anyone. Where as, say Camazotz, he's a complete idiot and holds no weight at all.
Last, but not least, the lovely Gypsy.
Gypsy: I've personally never felt that way... but I belong to a family that from the beginning had made it very clear I was to be respected just as much as Solastalgia and Toby himself. Solastalgia and I both have our own jobs, and he is clearly the Right Hand.. but I've never felt like I didn't hold as much weight as him.
As we finished up on the second question the doorbell rang. I skipped over to open it and who would have thunk I'd be face to face with. Isiah_Rhodes. Oh Philly, welcome to the party! He immediately asked if I had any cupcakes and when I had to tell him we did not, he immediately turned away. No longer interested in being apart of this soiree. I made a note to have cupcakes at the next gathering.
I'll give you a taste of next week.
Question #3: As a hand you're basically at the beck and call of your crew leader, what's the wildest thing your crew leader has had you do for him or her?
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A Day in The Life
Presenting Godfather Revolve
Interview by Reporter Pot
I just love the fact that all the Godfathers representing active cities have agreed to sit down with me and give us all a little more insight into what they actually do day by day.
This week the Godfather of Detroit agreed to meet with me. Little did we all know that not too long after this meeting, Revolve and all of Detroit were going to be sent to their graves prematurely. Rest in peace Godfather Revolve and the rest of the Detroit mobsters. You had a good run. I'm not sure who we're going to pick on now here at Tea Time.
Reporter Pot looks in the general direction of DeadlySin, Phil_Steak, and SammyGarcini because lets face it, Chicago who?
Godfather, thank you for agreeing to sit down and let us see how you live for a day.
P: What time did you wake up?
R: About 6 am apparently a Godfathers work is never done!
P: Did you make your bed?
R: I haven't made my bed in 171 days, today wasn't going to be the first.
P: Fair point, Sir.
I guess he doesn't have much company.
P: Where did you spend your day?
R: In the study talking to the Mayor of Detroit. He has some interesting ideas about what laws should be enforced. To be Honest I can't stand politicians but Joe Public has to believe they have a say in things so what can I do?
P: Who did you see/call?
R: Saw Pumpkins briefly, then went out the back to check on Donbot. Apparently he has picked up a dirty habit of bin dipping that we're trying to wean him off. Then I was told by a bodyguard of mine that I was missing a hubcap. Glares in the direction that he believes PoisonousJelly is in.
P:: I've heard about Donbot's (RIP) bin dipping obsession. I've also heard he picked it up from leadfoot (kind of RIP). No need to confirm or deny, I know the truth. How did you procrastinate?
R: Went on the search for my missing hubcap via the casino in New York.
P: What did you accomplish?
R: Absolutely nothing as I spent the day looking for a hubcap.
P: What did you want to accomplish?
R: I would've liked to have found my hubcap but it appears that hubcap stealing mafioso, if I can call him that has got the better of me this time.
Why does he care so much about this damn hubcap? Maybe it reminds him of doughnuts…
P: What were you wearing?
R: …
P: I'll just speak for everyone when I say, thank you for getting dressed before our meeting. I don't want to see your naked maple bar gut. What did you read?
R: Tea Time! Gen-X: Issue Three
P: I must say, you are a very smart man. One of the smarter Godfathers if not only because you know good material when you read it.
Hope the other guys don't pick up on that… Oh too late. I think we now know the real reason Detroit was taken out.
P: What was the healthiest and unhealthiest thing you ate?
R: A doughnut, what can I say I have a sweet tooth.
P: Did you exercise?
R: I sure did it takes a lot of work to eat 25 doughnuts.
P:: 25?! Not in one sitting, I hope. What was the best part of the day?
R: This wonderful interview.
P:: You're really earning some brownie points with us here. You must like brownies, surely. What was the worst part of the day?
R: Speaking to the Mayor and chasing someone about my damn hubcap.
Again with the hubcap?
P: Favorite time of day?
R: Lunch time.
P: Coffee drinker?
R: Coffee is the work of the devil.
P: Wrong on all levels. You should try it with a nice buttermilk doughnut; I bet you'd change your mind. What did you make your right hand do today?
R: Nothing, she's a woman I'm a man need I say more?
P: I take back those brownie points from earlier. Make your own brownies. How do you feel about broccoli?
R: Do they put it in doughnuts? If not I'm not interested.
P: I'm sure you could fashion a broccoli doughnut if you so wished. I've heard they make bacon doughnuts, so why not? Any last words for me?
R: Thank you for mentioning me in Tea Time. I love to see my name up in lights and thank you for the interview.
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Tea Time Gets Fan Mail!
No Fucking Way!
Now Answering Your Questions, Queries and Quandaries to the best of our Inept, Collective Advice Giving Ability!
Dear Tea Time Beauties,
This isn't really about gossip, but my dilemma has brought lots of drama. I was wondering if you could help a reader out. I have a friend who does not believe in the friendzone and I was wondering if you could shed some light on the subject showing that it does truly exist, even between mobsters. Thank you so much.
- Addicted to reading your paper!
Dear Addicted,
As you are polite as punch (can punch be polite?), I would love nothing more than to agree with you. Unfortunately, there is no such thing as a "friendzone". There is only sex and love, and those too weak-kneed and ball-less to seize it. If a person ends up in the "friendzone", it is only because they are too foolish to pursue something that obviously exists between the two parties, or they are too short-sighted to realize that they are hopelessly in love and the other party doesn't want a thing to do with them.
On that note, ain't nobody got time for that. You're all going to end up dead someday anyway. Concentrate on knocking over those post offices, and less time chasing down the next pair of pants that comes your way.
Yours Truly,
TTB
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Tea Time presents... Real Mobsters of Genius
(Real Mobsters of Geeeeeniiiiuuuuuuus!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Problem Gambler.
(Mr. Compulsive Problem Gambler!)
Well, well, well. Look at the hole you have dug yourself this time, our friend. Down on your luck and out of money.
(I thought it would be a seven!)
Seduced by the flashing lights and loud noises, you've managed to once again piss away the very last of your earnings at the casino.
(I will make it all back tomorrow!)
Ah, you will make it back tomorrow, and then tomorrow evening we will see you once more within the establishment, wasting away that cash like it's your last night on Earth.
(I shouldn't have drawn that last CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!)
So have yourself a nice, hot cup of tea Game Player. You play with such a ferocity that your middle name should be 'Cash Poor'.
(Mr. Compulsive Problem Gamblerrrrrrrr!)
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Gather 'Round for Tales of Olde
This Week in Mafia History
Generation by generation the world changes around us. Sometimes it is for the good, sometimes it is for the worse. Whatever happens in the here and now is always somehow shaped by our ancestors, and we are forever touched by their contributions to our world, no matter how long ago. So come gather around, smile as you hear the names and events of the past. Maybe your mothers and fathers are featured!
Let's revisit what happened the week of February 1st to February 7th in the history of This Thing.
One Year Ago:
Feb 2nd- Then mobster Slab authorized to start a crew in Chicago (The Brick Shithouse).
Feb 3rd- Las Vegas leader _Jammin_ (The Las Vegas Borgata) is killed. Las Vegas Leader Animal dies.
Feb 7th- Three leaders are authed into Detroit: Clyde (La Fumatori Salone), LargeHamster (The Rodents), and Technical (Last of the Banditos). Then Las Vegas leader Phantom (Gli Angeli Della Notte) was killed.
Two Years Ago:
Feb 2nd- Saint Louis leader ZeroSeven dies of a gun malfunction. Mobster Cassiopeia is authed into Saint Louis (The Star-Crossed Thievery Corporation). Godfather of Detroit Marcus dies due to a gun malfunction. Mobster SyrupWaffle authed into Detroit (The Walking Death).
Feb 4th- Mobster Taurus is authed into Las Vegas (The Benevolent Souls), while Cosmo_Lavish is authed into Saint Louis (Clan Macleod).
Feb 6th- Iestyn_ap_Llywelyn is given permission to start a crew in Detroit (Preiddeu Annwn).
Three Years Ago:
Feb 3rd- RampagingFox is set up in Chicago as a Captain (The CrackerJack Death Reapers).
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There Can Only Be One Winner on V-Day
And it Won't be Birday
Article by Reporter Kettle
Stated in one of our survey questions from last week, our beloved, world-wide event is only days away. That's right ladies, gentlemen, kids, and Pokemon alike- V-Day will be rolling into our world come February 16th!
For those of you unfamiliar with the event, it's basically a day when all of us hard-working mafiosi decide to get together, have a few drinks, and endlessly slaughter one another with virtually no repercussion whatsoever. No, seriously, we all wake up afterward covered in intense amounts of blood, but somehow we're all completely, one hundred percent fine. It's magical.
While we were a little discouraged by our lack of response to our questions, "Do you think the odds of winning are in your favor? Care to share your strategy? Who will be the first to die? Who will be the last man standing?", the responses we did receive were welcome. We've learned that "Shuki did it"- as to what he did this time, we have no idea- as well as that a certain Super Sayain thinks he will take a victory by "(destroying) all of you weaklings with a single energy wave. "
Others have not forgotten what the meaning of Valentine's Day should mean to us ladies and gentlemen alike, and have shared sentiments as such: "On V-Day I will express the love to the girl of my dreams. Pumpkins! I will show my love by attacking her all day. I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave!" Unfortunately Pumpkins is no longer with us, so we ask- nay, beg- that whomever submitted this leave the lovely corpse alone and perhaps find a different victim... erm, lover, this holiday.
Most accurately answered, as no one can dispute this, was someone's response to "Who will be the first to die?". The answer was one word, ringing loud and clear and honest as possible:
"Birday."
This article really requires no further humor from me.
Remember to have drink safely, drive safely, and hump safely this Valentine's Day. We'll certainly be watching intently for the victors of this year's festivities!
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Life and Times of The Six Cities
The Latest and Greatest Mobster Events
Engagements
Alexander and MrsAlexander had flown to Las Vegas (yes, it's still a place, even though we don't do business there) to elope. Sources say he had won her over with the newly installed mirrors above his bed. After one night of average love making, she was smitten. The flight was booked, dress ordered and chapel reserved. A friend of MrsAlexander told Tea Time that the bride to be was quite the fan of Shakespeare. Right before the bride was supposed to walk down the aisle she killed herself. Alexander obviously did not follow suit. Rumors say he picked up a few show girls to spend the night with.
Obits
This week's obits we'll be taking quotes from the funerals of this past war and what the community is saying to the dead.
Only 16 people said words at Gordon_Zola services. Most only muttered a quick rest in peace, but some put a little effort into honoring the late bold suit. "Truly an honor to have my father serve you. It was an amazing experience. Rest in peace." - Uncle_Sam. "True same what went down here, just shows what material other so called leaders are made of. None of them could ever be compared to you. Rest in peace sir." - Ricardo_Fettucini. "The Peach Pit will need a new master now." - JamesKnowles.
Even less, at the count of 11, spoke at Bearpocalypse's funeral. "God I hate to see this man, you were going to do great things! I hope your son comes back so he can be my bitch. But s seriously, rest in peace my Bear." - Psychopath. "When you see Daemon, remind him this is his fault. You will be missed my friend" - Off. "Rest in peace fuzzy one. Thank you for giving me a chance and believe in me." - Almonette.
At least Godfather Revolve managed to score 18 comments from funeral visitors. "Rest in peace man, these counts killed the one city it was worth joining, this community is more of less dead now." -kong. "Rest in peace Revolve. It was a pleasure to work for you. Even if I w as a bit hard to manage at times you took it with stride. I appreciate all the hard work that you put into Detroit." -EmayaSenkaKestrel. "I'm glad you allowed my father to work a long side you in Detroit. It was a great time. Rest in peace my friend." - Finnick
Toast rolls in last with ten speakers. "Rest in peace Toasy, you babe." - Mudkip. "Rest in peace Toast, you will be missed." - SadPanda. "Bebs, what can I say in this moment? You have been with me for lifetimes. I am absolutely devastated by this. I love you more than you can ever imagine. What I have gained from your friendship is absolutely unable to be put into words. I'm sorry that I failed to protect you, once again. My heart shall never recover from this." - Cassi.
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Gun vs. Gun
Bees?
Article by Reporter Black
With a title like that I bet you thought this article would be about dueling. It's not.
It's about that blasted Dread_Pirate_Pickles. I lied again. He has no guns, he'll never make anything of himself besides a failed tabloid (if you can even call it that) reporter. Though, that's a good transition into what I'm really getting at. Or who has really gotten their hand stuck in the pickle jar.
Whichever it is, have you noticed all the guns running around this place. Cannons protecting the crews they belong to, the leaders they serve under and the comfort of lying in bed knowing you've got the biggest gun vs the guy on the other side of the wall. You know it's true, the escort you hired last night told you it was true. Basically, in this day in age, you've got it made if you have the gun skills. You'll be set right up with protection, power, respect and even possibly a bold suit.
If you're on the other end of the stick, the smart kid in class that can actually understand the homework, do it well and excel at the test, you'll still won't see the rewards you deserve. They'll all be going to the meathead, gun wielding athlete that doesn't spend time with the reading, writing and arithmetic. If you've got the class to present yourself well, have administration skills and organization is your friend not your enemy you'll always be upstaged if you don't have a gun. And by upstaged, I do mean, looked past.
So, stop your bitching and start your training. Realize that earnings, speaking and everything that is in our community that doesn't involve a powerful weapon doesn't matter. Moral of the story, you aren't a real person unless you have a real gun.
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SPEAK OUT! Answer Our Surveys
Because We *Love* What You Have to Say
The ladies over at Tea Time know that the voice of a community can only be as strong as that: the community! Every week we will be featuring three random survey questions over, well, just about any ol' subject in our fair world. As much as we would love to ask each and every single one of you individually what you think, it would help us out a lot if you could take the time to answer the questions for us on your own time! Simply fill out the attached leaflets, and we will do the rest!
Your answers will help us with bringing the freshest perspective of the community to the community in our following issue. And who knows- maybe your famous words themselves will be featured in an article!
So grab your pen, fill in our questionnaires, and we'll take it from there. And as always, thanks for helping to voice your opinion!
Weigh-in on Action
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Spill the Beans!
Care to Share?
I'm sure many of you wonder what makes a tabloid like this continue to run past a single issue. Well I will tell you how, kids: GOSSIP!
As the title states, we're asking whether or not you all would care to share. Heard anything interesting lately? Is there a Made Man out there worthy of notice? Is someone planning a coup? Did someone kill someone, and only you know about it? We need your gossip!
So, spill the beans! Leave the Editors at TT:GX a note with any information you may have heard, and if it's as newsworthy as we hope it will be, it could become a featured article in our next issue! Everything will be completely, 100% anonymous- all you have to do is pass it on and we'll take it from there.
Well, what are you waiting for? Share *Your* Gossip!
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