Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the top-dog, no smog
And psycho trowed a jail with no hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna bust out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a rogue in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Keme, and she can stay all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which city, are y'all jailing up?
Get me on the city and I'm trouble
Last week busted around and got a triple double
Freakin mobs everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to wack me
Saw the police and them i Raulled the ass of there
No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even and win at gateway shuttle!
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in any way
Today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]
Left my HQ's rent paid (what)
Picked up the rogue been tryin to wack since yesterday
It's iconic, I had the shot
And he had my slug in Supersonic
I felt on the big fat poltroni
Pulled out the mouse, and killed a MIA called nanny
And my clicks runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep with da fishes
Woke up around one
I didn't hesitate, to train my top gun
Drove by a MIA and now im laughtin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped his boddy off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No Crew Leader looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "HMX1's a Gimp" (yeah)
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

[Verse One]
Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank Squishy
I don't know but today seems kinda fishy
No barkin from the Hands, no tribute
And Aizlynn cooked a breakfast with no bacon (damn)
I got my jail on, but didn't break out
Finally got a call from a recruit I wanna fill out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the street
Thinkin will I live, cause I ain't got cement feet
I gotta go cause I got me a OC
And if I hit the switch, I can make the shit easy NP.
Had to stop, at a red name
Lookin in my obits and not a rogue in game
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Katniss, and she can play all night
Called up the crew and I'm askin y'all
Which city, are y'all playin in?
Get me on the crime and I'm gettin' it
Last week fucked around and made the triple digits
Freakin mobsters everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a mob day (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the HQ and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday a fool tried to wack me
Saw the bodyguards and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a CL's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to Sammy's house, they was readin Yo! Tea Time
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of mobsters and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Palladino
I picked up the cash runnin
Then we played blackjack, and I'm yellin I'm 21in!
Plus nobody I know got mugged in New York.
Today was a mob day (shit!)

[Verse Three]
Left my city's casnio paid (what)
Picked up a CA been tryin to wack since yesterday
It's ironic, I had the shot he had the pro
The police? They'll never know
I felt on the big fat bank
Pulled out the money, and got my rank
And my pocket runs deep, so deep
So deep put an MIA's ass to sleep
Woke up around one
They didn't hesitate, to call the top gun
Drove to the city and I'm refreshin
Took another sip of the coffee, button pressin'
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped a body off and then flew out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No mails looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the giveaway
Even saw the lights of Las Vegas strip (RIP)
And it read, "Ermslayer's a pimp" (yeah right)
Tired as hell but no slippin' up
Half way home and my timers still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a mob day (shit!)

"It Was A Good Day"

[Ice Cube]
Break 'em off somethin
[inhales] Shit..
[exhales] Yo..
Yo.. uhh..

[Verse One]
Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank the MR gods
I don't know but today is somehow all at odds
No coughin from the fag smog, no grog
And momma cooked breakfast with no hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna Grave-dig out
(Whassup?) Loaded up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me an MIA
And if I hit the trigger, I can make the fucker die
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a mugger in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which city, are y'all shootin’ an’ all?
Get me on the lockdown and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a perky double
Freakin Tyler everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Flew to the hometown and hit the MR jails
Didn't even get no static from the coward C fuckin’ A’s
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a Durden’s direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! Cab Calloway
What's the haps on the craps in my local town Casino?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of RIAs and watch me shoot 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we picked some pockets, and my bank account rockets
Plus nobody I know got killed in Boston old L.A.
Today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]
Left my CL’s house paid (what)
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the xp she had the chronic
The Godfathers pissed on gin ‘n tonic
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the casino and I'm coastin
Took another snort of white hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad I’d maxed, had worked out
Picked her ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No witness statement looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Philly cheese joint
And it read, "Squishy’s got point" (yeah)
Drunk as hell but cheap in DT
Half way home and high H is the key
Today I didn't get to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a shit fuckin’ day (shit!)

Just wakin up by a call from DeadlySin
i looked in the mirror and saw my sleepy skin
No coffee on the table, no gin
And Bunny did not make breakfast she is in Berlin (damn)
Took a shower and got dressed
Yelled at TylerDurden, he was looking at my breast
(Whassup?) What you're looking at, you got house arrest
This is not my day, i feel stressed
I gotta go cause I got a direct order
And if I don't go, I will sure be put over the border
Speeding my car, ignoring a red light
Heading to the airport, taking first flight
Arriving New York late at night
In the hall I see Jim Howe, and he is looking around
The way he moves he looks like he has a wound
Did not see him for a while, he gained a few pounds
Outside the streets are full of mobsters
By the looks of it they robbed a boat with lobsters
Calling a cap to bring me to Brooklin
Visiting Phil_Steak and having a nice dinner (steaks!)

[Verse Two]
After dinner we went to Staten Island
Where I delivered the coke and received cash in hand
RobertPaulson witnessed the deal and took out his gun
Vaticus shot him and yelled, we just begun
Without even blinking his eyes, he turned around
and drove us back downtown
Be carefull here in Queens, its not safe staying alone
Take more bodyguards, here is a loan
Keep 'em up, keep 'em up, keep 'em up, keep 'em
Train 'em to full health and watch me train 'em
with the sixty, sixty-second, sixty-second
Sixty second street down town
Is where we will all sit down
Tipping the FBN agent to get a nice price
Heroin we gotta take back with us, that is nice
Back to the Old City District (yeah!)

[Verse Three]
The plane did not leave in time (what)
We saw an old lady walking alone and did another crime
The Lady was smart and screamed for the police
At their arrival we gave them some cheese
Sephiroth was waiting at the airport
Gave him the drugs, and he arranged the transport
Passing the jail, busted some criminals
One of them looked like an aboriginal
MIA's suddenly appeared
They were there for a second, but also fast disappeared
A sleeping man in the park seems inactive
Gunshots were heard, the sight of that man was not attractive
Back home, DeadlySin was waiting
Opened his door and listened to her updating
Today there was coffee on the table and cake
He smiled and said this must taste better than the steak
Politely ignoring the hint
She drank her coffee and ate a chocolate mint
A big man appeared, introducing himself as Squishy
His t-shirt read, "Call me Fishy" (yeah)
Putting a blue print of Philadelphia on the table
Cut it in three and said "this is more stable"
Today I introduce to you new districts
Will work better for you caffeine addicts (shit)

[Verse One]

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta race this IA, God

I didn't even know him, just another dead bod.

No worries, just slipped, into the smog

Gotta do better than that hog. (damn)?I got my kill on, but didn't luck out

Finally got a call from HSL, not shut out.

(Whassup?) Hooked me up with the list, so I can kill some mo'

Thinkin will I live to kill another twenty-fo'

I gotta go cause I got me a corrupt cop

And I gotta get to the top.

Had to stop, at a seven/eleven

Lookin in my mirror, engines revvin'

And everything is alright?I got a beep from Vegeta, time to set that business alight

Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all

Which city, we gotta make a call?

Get us on the streets and were trouble

Leaving the district with double!

Freakin' more than okay

I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Two]

Drove to the HQ, yeah, ours.

Didn't even get no sleep, been here hours.

Cause just yesterday the boss asked me

You got that money for me? G?

No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction

as I ran for the drug collection

Went to Roberto_Carlos', they was watching MTV Raps

You got that money? What's the haps?

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em

What the fuck, I give up, you gotta get em

with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven

Seven even back do' Lil' Joe

I picked up the cash flow

Then we played BJ, and I'm yellin winner winner chicken dinner

Plus, today was a winner

Today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]

Left my CA's house paid (what)

Dropped off some coke, getting made!

It's ironic, I had the suit, sick, like bubonic

Ice cold, gin and tonic.

I felt like I had been here before, uncanny.

Pulled out the speech, thanks Vazzi

And my loyalty runs deep, so deep

So deep, an easy vow to keep.

He went to bed around one

He didn't hesitate to tell me I had the best gun.

Time to do some more postin'

About my prowess I be boastin'

I was glad everything had worked out

Knocked that PP'er the fuck out

Today was like one of those fly dreams

Didn't even hear all those Durden screams

Hitting the streets, looking for murder 

Two in the mornin', bang. No furder

Even saw the white of his eyes

Didn't listen to his cries" (yeah)

Tired as hell, but no givin up

Half way home, when i get the call. Yup

Today I really got to use my AK

I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today Streets kinda odd
Nothing doin’ from Kuku, no recitals of logs
And Bunny’s kicked a jailbreak off, can’t see for fog (dam)
I got my JB on, but didn't stay out
Finally got busted out from a girl who wanna Street thread out
(Whassup?) Wrote it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me my views up
And if I hit the Streets, Kuku can look like an ass drop
Had to stop, don’t wanna Streets fight
Lookin all around, not another writer in sight
And everything ain’t alright
I got a beep from Grin, and he can write all right
Called up the Underground and I'm askin y'all
Which crew’s BGs you shooting, if you be shootin’ at all?
Get me on the Streets and I'm trouble
Last week did a Streets speech and got warning times double
Freakin’ accussing me like I was something like Nick C
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the Streets and hit the Soapboxers
Got a fuckload, as usual, static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to mock me
Saw their CLs lookin’ and they rolled right past me
No street talkin’, didn't even look in Kuku’s direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to Short Rory house, they was listening to the wireless
What's this bullshit called rap?
Write 'em up, Write 'em up, Write 'em up, Write 'em
Write 'em in a circle of CLs and watch me Kuku break 'em
Pettys seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Rory
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played Blackjack, and I'm yellin “NOT AGAIN YO!”
Plus nobody I know got killed in the now defunct city of L.A.
Today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]
Left my Kuku’s house paid (what)
Wrote up a Speech been tryin to write since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the words and desire for views was still chronic
The BG wackers beat the BG’s
I felt the heat on Kuku, started getting clammy
Pulled out my gun and tried to kill a low rank belonging to Samy
And my gun goes steep, so steep
So steep missed her ass, oops, not a peep
Aimed and fired another one
She didn't hesitate, to say Kuku’s got a terrible gun
Called into the HQ and fuck me I’m toastin'
CL said my Streets thread got people talking, showing real emotion
I was glad everything had worked out
CL was pissed, so I got my ass chewed out
Today nothin’ was quite as it seems
Noticed Bunny looking angry, reading my Street themes
Think she might’ve heard about my attempted murder
Two bullets fired yesterday, hoped nobody had heard there
Seems a CA caught the WS, what a law enforcement gimp
And it read, "Kuku can’t shoot for shit" (yeah)
Guilty as hell but no ‘fessin up 
Half way home and my ass is caught
Today my concrete feet are going down the fishes way.
I gotta say, for Kuku, it’s just a normal day.

Good efforts so far folks! I can't do it justice, but something is better than nothing I guess!


"It Was A Good Day"

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank Lady-Figther
I don't know but today seems a whole brighter
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And Cersei cooked a breakfast with no hog (bitch)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the jails
Thinkin will I bust 20's, but all I do is fail
I gotta go cause I suck ass at Jailing
And if I fail once more, I think i'll shoot my BGs
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror, I'm not a pretty sight
I remember I have coin, And everything is alright
I got a beep from Lilac, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which of these new districts should I go?
Get me on the plane, as long as aint Chicago! (12hrs!)
Last week fucked around and got a double kill
Freakin Durdens everywhere, no-one popping MIA's
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

Drove to the pad and hit the HQ bar
Didn't even get no service from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to PP me
Saw my BG army and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a pIMPs direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to NYC, down to Garcini's Casino
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of mafioso and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then I bought some credits, and I'm yellin Free MIAs!
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Side Philly
Today was a good day (shit!)

Left my boss's pad paid (what)
Picked up Gazputin and went to town to get laid
It's ironic, I had the dough and he had the chronic
I got carried away and attempted a PP
Pulled out the wallet, and DS turned around and beat me
And my wound runs deep, so deep
So deep put my ass to sleep
Woke back up around one
I didn't hesitate, to call Lady-Fighter and explain
Drove to her pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped off some cash and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see Miss Savoy to get an unemployed BG
Family around looking for an OC
Two in the mornin got the timer free
Even saw the lights of the Truck Depot
Time to get some 'Ndrangheta and hit up
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and pockets full of dough
Today I didn't even have to use my 44
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

Where's that weed from...
[inhales] Shit..
[exhales] Umm...
Yo.. uhh.. What?

[Verse One]
Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank my Godfather
I don't know but today seems kinda seems harder
No IA to race for, why do I even bother
And momma cooked but I have MR and gotta get farther (damn)
I got my IRC on, name starting to get pinged out
Got a call from my Wise Guy, told me I had to fly out
(Whassup?) Heard gun shots as I seen BG's hit the floor
Thinkin will I live, I pass my money to the poor
I gotta go cause I was about to get pop
And if I hit the switch, I can make their ass drop
Had to stop, at a voting site
Lookin in my mobmail and not a witness statement or a bite
And everything is alright
I got a PM from SpaceCowboy, saying he will be on all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which city have the drug prices fall
Get me online and I'm trouble
Sold my CA's drugs when I could have made double.
Freakin gangsters everyway like blind man Ray
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the district and raced for TylerDurden
Didn't even get no penalties from the refrseshing burden
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the a war break out and boy it got nasty
No flexin, didn't even look in their direction
as I ran from the city, no hesitation
Went to my district and I thought I snapped
My attack and shot timers were gapped
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Made Man and watch them break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then I accepted a duel, and I'm yellin No!
Plus nobody I know got killed on my say
Today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]
Left CarlGrime's house, just got laid (what)
He told me he was trying to get down since 5th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew he had the chronic
Mudkip showed up with some tonic
I felt on the big fat pokemon
Mudkip squirted me and asked what answers I was on
And my shot record runs deep, so deep
So deep put Mudkips ass to sleep
Woke Intrigue up around one
She didn't hesitate to give me a new gun
Drove her to Detroit and I'm coastin
Took another drip of lotion, hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then went a new route
Today was like one of those Godfather dreams
Didn't even see my name being flashed in meme's
No witness statement looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the wacking lurker
Even saw the lights of the MR Blimp
And it read, "LilacDelaney's a pimp" (yeah)
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and EA's mom blowing my phone up
Today I didn't even have to use my RHM boost
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

Just sneakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but that getaway seems kinda odd
No meow from the cat, no way
And the crazy guy almost took my pay away (damn)
I got my dress on, but he didn't check it out
Finally got a call from the cop out
(Whassup?) Planned to hook him up later, if you get what I mean, yo
Thinkin he will live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a new job
And if I hit the asshole fast, I can make it back without a prob
Had to stop, no light
Lookin in my mirror and not a cop in sight
And everything was alright
I got a crowbar, and a nice gun
Called up the fam and it was time for some fun
Which bar, are we hittin?

That one, without much trouble
Last week we fucked around and got a double
Freakin money all day
I can't believe, we makin all the money, hey (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to pent house and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the police cowards
Cause just yesterday them badges tried to hassle me
Saw the pictures of their families and they rolled right past me
No eyelashes batted, didn't even look in a gals direction
as I ran this district section
Went to WildTurkey's house, he was having a drink
You see him blink before he winked
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Playing some craps, I break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do', I glow
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm smirkin
Plus nobody I know got killed in Chicago today
Today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]
Left his house to head back to HQ (what)
Picked up a bite to eat and needed something new
It's ironic, I had everything
But money can't buy happiness
I felt it was always just business
Pulled out my sidearm, and killed the snitch
And my blood runs deep, so deep
So deep put traitor to sleep
Never to wake up
We didn't hesitate, to call the boss, sup
Drove to the pad and I'm boastin
Took another glimpse in slow motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped his dead ass off and then rolled out
Today was like one of those starry eyed dreams
Didn't even see a blue flashin those high beams
No black suit looking for a murder 
Two in the mornin got the deserter 
Even saw the lights of the go out in his eyes
And just gotta tell yourself, everyone dies (yeah)
Tired as hell but no complainin 
Half way home and my boss is sayin
Today you did a good job, kid
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

[Aislin]

Is this mic on

Testing, testing 123

[clears throat]

uh..okay...check it...check it...

[Verse One]

Just wakin up gotta thank Rayden

She put me in the gang now I wanna be her favorite

She took me in when I was losin hope

The whole gang helped me learn the ropes

My homie Severe was just locked up (dame)

I hope he isnt anyones slut

I got a message from an old friend

he asked if he could see me again

All the while I'm thinkin if I could sell more coke

But I know if I get caught my cellie will make me drop the soap

Wrote my homie VinceNoir a message

But no reply back, you know thats ratchet

All I do is fly all over the world

Trying to be the best mafia girl

Just spawned an IA

Well we know whose going to die today

Last week I got a triple homicide

Now I might be facing one to five

Sold a little cocaine, so today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Two]

Went to the crew to see whose been voting

Everyone in our crew has been honest

Cause just yesterday we received a message

Lets face it being honest is the best

But little did I know it was my own homie

BlackHanRourke picking my pockets

So I just let it slide but only this time

I went to the HQs, and somebody yelled Yo! So I had to say whats up?

He said hey A you wanna hit this joint

I could'nt resist, dame I could'nt resist, man I could'nt resist, f*** I could'nt resist

I had to take a hit and man was that some good sh**

Could'nt take it, could'nt take it, could'nt take it

I was higher than I had ever been

I started trippin seeing things i've never seen

I woke up next to the toilet, I gotta try this again

Smoked some fire weed, so today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]

Left our HQ high AF

Walked to CorkTown Detroit

I saw my homie Severe who I've been trying to get to know

Its a bit funny he had the cheapest coke

I turned to my left ran into Rayden

I burst out laughin tolde her she was the sh**

I can't help it if I have hero worship

My boyfriend sent me a message, a message

Said he's coming ova and I better be ready

So I put on a cute little Teddy

Turns out he was'nt ready

Woke him up around 5 am

Told him to get his things and leave

Called him a cab, he was like dame

Had to let him go he was getting to needy

I told him thanks for assisting me

pushed his a** right out the door

I'm sat on the starting blowing some Os

Started counting my money like real slow

I never would've guessed my day would end like this

I walked to the window to admire the view

But I was only wearin a robe

So I gave the New-Yorkers a dame good show

What can I say today was a good day (shit!)

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank Izzy
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from HMX1, no fun(boo)
And Psycho spawned a MIA over the limit(damn)
I got my kill on, but didn't perk out
Finally got a call from a Business I wanna buy out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me an IA I wanna pop
And if I pull the trigger, I can make that ass die
Had to stop, at a P.O
Lookin in my Achievements and got the Corner Contractor in my sight
And everything is alright
I got a MobMail from MP, and he can OC all night
Called up the Familiga and I'm askin y'all
Which city, are y'all having an OC orgy?
Get me on them OC's and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple fail
Freakin mobsters everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the HQ and smoked some sour
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw HMX1's tag and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a prophet's direction
as I wrangled a resurrection
Went to BazookaTooth's house, they was listening to some crap
and sitting playing some craps
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played Black Jack, and I'm yellin 21!
Plus nobody I know got mugged in the game
Today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]
Left my nigga's house paid (what)
Went over to business been trying to own since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the money and their problems were chronic
Team Elijah beat the ohter bidders
I walked around the big ass building
Pulled out the wallet, and set about rebuilding
And my pockets run deep, so deep
So deep turn it around in my sleep
opened it up around one
They didn't hesitate, to call Elijah the top gun
The Business is running well and I'm coastin
Took another building and used it to park the locomotion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped a couple more stacks off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No mail looking for a rogue
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the City that don't sleep
And it read, "Elijah's a pimp" (yeah)
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my mail box still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

[Ice Cube]
Hey wait, wait a minute Pooh, stop this shit
What the fuck I'm thinkin about?

Just wakin up in the afternoon gotta get my alarm fixed
spent the whole night bustin jails, cause i'm an addict
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And Tyrion ate all the breakfast food, except the hog (damn)
I got my coffee on, but couldn't pig out
Finally got a call from a guy I wanna ride out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drug run
And if I hit the districts, I can make the 5 minute flight
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a grey hair in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Jaime, and he can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
What price is the Heroin in The Loop, Chicago
Get me in the court and I'm in trouble Yo
Last week bribed a pig and saved my ass from death row
Freakin CA's everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw Tyrion's ugly face and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a fools' direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to Macho_Man's house, they was watchin wrestling
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of bitches and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we bust a jail, and I'm yellin leave the 20's for me!
I gotta get those units, so I can be Consigliere Cersei
Today was a good day (shit!)

[Verse Three]
Left 'Ndrangheta HQ broke (what)
Spent all my dough on credits
It's ironic, I had 200 already but still wanted more
Who knows maybe i'll get Insanely well protected
Thats why I gotta stockpile dem credits
Pulled out a credit card, and got more direct
And my credit runs deep, so deep
So deep it would make Babe Ruth weep
Woke up around one
I didn't hesitate, to call Tyrion for an OC
Drove to South Philly and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped his little ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Even Tyler Durden turned up for a party
No HQ protection left, looking for a BG
Success! Fuck the BGs I found a free MIA
Saw the lights too late and got jailed off New Yorks finest
And it read, "Aidan broke you out of jail" (yeah)
Drunk as hell but no sitting in a cell
Half way home and my messages still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my free phone call.
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

[Verse One]

Just waking up in the morning gotta check event logs

I don't know, but I hope they worked out district flaws

Hope a DFP is available but, of course, nah

And Squishy admin wacking, laying down the law 

I train my bodyguards, what a burden 

Finally gotta note at the airport: "TylerDurden"

Hooked it up for later as I check the time

Hoping he shows up while I'm still online

But I gotta go cause I've been playing nonstop 

If I miss the Durdens, I'll be crying teardrops

Have to stop, been playing since last night

Looking in my locals not a Durden in sight

But everything is all right

Just got a real good coke price and my timer's open for a flight

Rounded up my family cause I got an OC

Asking them which city ya'll doing petties in?

Got me a bunch perks so I am trouble

Everything I do - adrenaline helps me do another

Friendly mobsters everywhere enjoying role play

I can't believe today was just another day!

[Verse Two]

Flew to Chicago to see the tower

Holy shit, I'm here for 11 hours?

Cause just yesterday jet lag didn't affect me

Saw my fly timer and remembered what it used to be

No worries, gonna deal with this interjection

I'll just work on my achievement collection

Went to the left side of the page with all the votes

Fee cash and MafiaReturns promotes

Click em all, click em all, click em all, click em

Fill in all the codes so you don't get condemned

With the punishment, admin punishment, admin punishment

Now the little pluses glow

I refreshed the cash flow

Then did some insta-petties for some extra dough

Plus I won a credit giveaway

Today was another day

[Verse Three]

Left my CA's house paid

Picked up the unit that I've been working on, like, all day

Making mad coin like Sonic

I don't care if it's electronic, I love this game and it's platonic

Looking in every nook and cranny

Found an RIA called Franny, and killed the punanny

And I've gotten no sleep, no sleep

No sleep cause IWP aint cheep

When's the last time I saw the sun?

Who cares, don't wanna miss a drug run

Scrolling down the page and I'm coastin

Try to click, but for maintenance it's frozen, what a bad moment

I'm glad that the backups worked out

cino slaps Izzy around a bit with a large trout

Today was like any other it seems

At the mercy of MafiaReturns' server machines

Some days are full of new features

The streets are full of preachers

Even saw a semi-erotic role play

And it read "slave me"

Tired as hell but not giving up

Halfway to bed and my timers still blowin up

Maybe, instead, I should learn how to crochet?

Today was just another day

Just walkin up in the street gotta thank God
I don't see cops today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And momma called me to bust an old-hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from my boss to organize out

(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause they  need me at the top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the light drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not an agent in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from boss, and to stay up all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are we gonna do a drug run?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freakin niggaz like a free do’
I can't believe, today was a good shit (shit!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the bank and hit to the counter
and the the teller I’ll be robbing out the banker
Cause just yesterday their fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort hide out, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
whack'em up, whack 'em up, whack 'em up, whack 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me whack 'em
with the slub, slubnose, slubnose
swimming with the fish  Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good shit (shet!)

[Verse One]

Just got to morning been racing all night, god

Still not won one, seems kinda odd

Then I check my locals, all hitters in the smog

Gotta buy me an MIA from the money I made on my jog

Got my shoot, gotta wait an hour

Then I get a call saying durdens, less than an hour

55 minutes, now I wait

Thinkin will any live long enough, for me to turn them fish bait

I go do a shop over, make money

Bust some jails, Success! Keme was set free

Go rob a bank, owners an informer

Then I haul ass outta there, as a cop come round the corner

Didn’t catch me, I’m alright

I got a call from one of my hookers, she can fuck all night

Probably got STDs, ain’t riskin that shite

Swing by the park, play basketball

Got some new sneakers from the mall

Going lebron on these niggaz, triple double

Some bitch that lost, tryna start trouble

So I get outta there with my winnings, today was a good day (shit)

[Verse Two]

Drove back to HQ, hit the showers

Unidentified assailent tried to get my money, coward

Yesterday them fools never paid me back

If I see one he’s getting a mug as a payback

Unless they’re PP friendly, then it’s cool

And if they mug me, they gonna get a duel

Swung by Sammys casino for blackjack

Always seem to lose, swear the games a hack

100k on a hand, wish me luck

You win..150k back, aww schucks

Get outta there whilst I got my win

Godfather gonna be pissed

But at least I got my BG cash flow

Cost to much money, but they are there for show

But at least i’m still alive in Chicago

Today was a good day (shit)

[Verse Three]

Drop off the coke, get paid (what)

Recruit some associates for the first time

Ones showing me up, hes reached the end of the line

RIP, you’re no longer mine

Now time to get my sex on

Gonna hit some girl I met earlier, all night long

To tired after once, go to sleep

Sleep like 14 hours, so deep

Get up around one

Kick her out of my pad..she wont go, so I show her my gun

Got shit to do, but first I’m smokin

Hit of the joint, strong shit got my chokin

But I’m high as fuck, everythings working out

Now time to run these drugs, plannin my route
everythin is like a dream

In a world of my own, my eyes all sheened

Not witnessed no deaths

Just selling my meth

Get a message from Psychopath

Read it, “Zyzz is a pimp” and it made me laugh

High as hell, but not embarrsing my crew

Sent up some money, as a tribute

Today I didn’t have to use my gun

I got to say, today was a good day (shit)

"It Was A Good Day"

[Ice Cube]
Break 'em off somethin
[inhales] Shit..
[exhales] Yo..
Yo.. uhh..

[Verse One]
Just wakin up in the mornin with my dick in my hand
I don't know but today seems kind of bland
No barkin from the girl friend,
And momma cooked a breakfast with bread (damn)
I got my grub on, I so pigged out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna eat out
(Hey there Miss Lady) Hooked it up for later as I plan to hit the v'
Thinkin will I live, to get some more p'
I gotta go cause I gotta drop a deuce
And if I hit the switch, I can shit while in a noose
Saw a red light, ran that bitch
Lookin in my mirror and people not around to snitch
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Cap, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are we playin MafiaReturns
Get me on the computer, I'll some how I earns
Last week I killed so many durdens
Freakin niggaz everyway like Joe Burdens
I can't believe, today was a good day (JENGA!)

[Verse Two]
Drove to the house and hit the sack
Didn't even get no static from the main knack
Cause just yesterday she wanted some gifts
I had no money cause of credits, got a fifths
No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction
as I ran into the intersection
Went back to my place to get on returns
Watch the money turns
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of gangsta and watch me break 'em
knockin over the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven eleven give me yo dough
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played blackjack, and I'm yellin SHIT
Plus nobody I know should ever hit
Today was a good day (JENGA!)

[Verse Three]
Left my nigga's house paid (WHAT?!)
Picked up Cap been tryin to fuck since around noon
It's ironic, the shine from the moon
JamesKnowles is no longer an associate
I felt bad for RobertoCarlos (Consigliere)
Pulled out some money to pay my respects
And then I realized I had no checks
So kill some hoes
Make sure they do some blows
She didn't hesitate, to call me the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm gloatin
Took another bite of my chicken, now I'm bloatin
I was glad I got to eat
Dropped Cap's ass like a beat
Face down ass up,
thats the way I like to fuck.
No police looking for me
Time to get some tea
Even saw some good fine bread
I said, girl give me some good head. (YEAH)
I am such a hoe
Even sometimes I like to do some blow
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)

[Ice Cube]
Hey wait, wait a minute Pooh, stop this shit
What the fuck I'm thinkin about?

[Hot wax]
Wack 'in off somethin
[unlocks] Shit..
[shoots] Yo...
Yo... uhh... SUCCES!


[Verse One}
Just wakin up in the evening gotta thank red wine
I don't know but today seems kinda fine
No Boston flights, no New Orleans
And bubba threw a jail with no admeans (damn)
I got my game on, but didnt fly out.
Finally got a call from a girl I wanne wack about
(Wassup?) Turns out she is stuck in chicago
Thinking I will fly from Philadelphia or no
I gotta go cause this bitch is hot
And if I pull the trigger, I can kill her first shot
Had to stop, at a barber shop
Looking in the mirror and there is a cop
And everything is "tip" top
I got a beep from DS, and he can talk non-stop
Called him up at the headquarters, yes boss?
Turns out I can wack the bitch, criss cross
Got her panties and I'm in trouble
Last weeked fucked around and got a wacky double
Freaking blood everyway like ketchup
I can't believe, today the bitch finally shup up (shit!)


[Verse Two]
12 hours laters, hit my home city
Didn't even get no present like a kitty
Cause just yesterday I made a big mess outside town
Saw it maybe made sense for me to lay down
No mugging, didn't even take DS's pay day
eventhough thats kinda gay.
Went to the Countdowns brothel house, he was sorting some cocaine
Yes this is the core buiness insane.
Snort it, snort it, snort it, snor it,
Organize that powder and make a profit.
with the crooked agent, c-a, c-a
I take some coke if I may?
I picked up some stash
Then we played roulette, and I'm doing bash!
Plus nobody I know got killed in downtown LA.
What, no LA you say? (Shit!)


[Verse Three]
Let my HQ's unpaid (oops)
DeadlySin told me to tribute more, so much hate.
It's ironic I am st

[Verse One]
Just wakin up in the mornin gotta log in
What's my master account name? DeadlySin
No criminals in jail, no mail
And I just wacked back on an MIA (damn)
I got busted out, but don't have my gun
Finally did enough petties to use the armory
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause my shot timer is free
And if I kill this one, I'm on a killing spree
Had to stop, got RSI
Lookin at my keyboard and no wrist support in sight
And everything is all grey
I got a mail from Bob, I can't keep him away
Open an OC and I'm asking ye
What time, are all your felonies free?
Get me in a duel and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple headshot
Freakin' duelaz everyway like John Wayne
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)


[Verse Two]
Can't do another OC for hours
Didn't even get no wack perk from the cowards
Cause yesterday them Durdens tried to blast me
Saw my hitsquad and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a mobster's direction
as I lost 'net connection
Went to Phil Steak's house, they was watchin Tricky Dick snort rice
What's the haps on the dice?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of mobsters and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Rolo
I picked up the cash flow
Then played the slots, and I was yellin jackpot
Plus today I walked in on Jono practicing Ballet
Today was a good day (shit!)


[Verse Three]
Left my Right Hand's house paid (what)
Picked up some coke been tryin to sell since last Thursday
It's funny, every coke dealer got no money
And then I got a call from Bunny
Says she got a dealer lined up
Arrange a meet up, dealer is a young schlup
And the coke was cheap, so cheap
So cheap almost made me weep
Hit him up around one
He didn't hesitate, to call DeadlySin the top gun
Drove him to Old City and I'm coastin'
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped the coke off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a new thread up in OOC
No Don promos that I can give out today
Got an achievement for Valentine's Day
Even saw the lights of the Vegas Strip
And it read, "Closed for Business" (yeah)
Jailin like mad but no unit
Haven't had any problems with Mibbit
Today I got the wack perk from shooting my CA
I got to say it was a good day (shit!)