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The Tabloid News LV | Started by: Dread_Pirate_Pickles on Mar 11, '13 03:21 |
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BlackHand picks up a copy of the newspaper and starts to read. After a few minutes BlackHand turns to the mafioso standing next to him. |
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Reply by: BlackHandRourke at Mar 11, '13 05:18 | |
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After going to the bathroom and washing his hands, Sinfest cant help but chuckle a little bit more from the reminder of an article in this latest dish of news. Hell, Sinfest thought, he didn't even need to pee til he read the paper. And it was the reason he needed to go in the first place. Sinfest knew he would be reading this paper's next issues for the remaining time he was on this planet. Sinfest couldn't really stick around too long and chat though. His daughter needed him at home tonight and he needed to get going. Maybe he would let his partner to read the paper when he got home after some business Sinfest was already late for. Sinfest tucks the paper into his coat and hails a taxi to his next job. |
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Reply by: Sinfest at Mar 11, '13 08:45 | |
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It's morning again, with a few loud beeps of Admirals alarm he is brutaly ripped out of his dreams. After a quick shower he pulls out his suit from the large closet. The fresh breeze carry's the smell of bagels and coffee to his nose. Walking down to the local coffee shop his attention is cought by a young boy selling The Tabloid News. 'Great!' Admiral thought to himself. He gives the boy 5 bucks and with a big smile grabs a copy out of the kid his hand and continues his stroll to the coffee shop.
As he takes a seat at a small round table and orders the usual. He opens up the paper and starts to read...
'What an amusing paper this was again' went threw Admirals head as he finished up his coffee and bagel. Revived and energized Admiral hits the streets and starts an other day of hard work on the streets. |
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Reply by: Admiral_Ackbar at Mar 11, '13 14:23 | |
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Mr P was taking his usual afternoon walk through the streets when out the corner of his eye he spots a news stand. He heads over and picks up a paper and places a few dollars on the side. He opens it up and starts laughing as he walks on down the street to carry on with the days business. |
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Reply by: Mr_P at Mar 11, '13 22:49 | |
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Lilac applauds with vigour. She then tosses The Tabloid News' latest offering over her shoulder and hunts down Mr Pickles. |
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Reply by: LilacDelaney at Mar 12, '13 02:21 | |
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Slow and labored, the tortured mob-lowlife TheHumanCentipede crawls out to complete its chore of fetching Vegeta's newspaper. The centipede pieces groan and writhe in agony as the front piece picks the paper up to awkwardly crawl it back into the HQ. The front piece looks up at Pickles and nods. An entertaining read, my friend. Can't wait to have to crawl out here and fetch the next goddam one. Sadly, it circles back towards the HQ while the center and end piece unsuccessfully attempt to cry out "please kill me" through tears and muffled gagging noises |
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Reply by: TheHumanCentipede at Mar 12, '13 15:38 | |
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*Epsilon find a copy of The Tabloid News laying on his desk in his Queens office, slowly he begins to pick it up and thumb through the articles, becoming more and more engrossed in the articles he walks across into the Boss' office and tell him to stop going Super Saiyan for a few moments until he can read in peace. Epislon returns to his chair to continue reading when Gambit1 comes running into his office mumbling somehting about a recent promotion. His enthusiasm was extremely over powering. Around 20 minutes later after multiple contratulations, high fives and hugs exchanged between Epsilon and Gambit1, he finally left his office. Epsilon leans back in his chair, and with a powerful exhale he sits up again finally able to resume reading, or so he thought. There was yet another commotion coming from outside his office, this as getting a bit much to handle. Epsilon climbed from his chair, yet again charging towards his office door, flinging it open he yells*
"SHUT THE HELL UP"
*Epsilon turns around a final time locking his office door behind him, shutting it with such force the "do not disturb" sign crashes to the fall. This would have been a significant loss if people actually adhered to it in any way shape or form. Epsilon sat quietly for what felt like the hundreth time and was finally able to enjoy this fine publication. A short while later Epsilon rolls up the Tabloid News and rises from his office desk.*
A great read Mr Pickles. I realise in the current economic climate it is challenging to keep small publications like this running. I applaud your efforts. |
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Reply by: Epsilon at Mar 14, '13 14:30 | |
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