Chow’s Loan House

Walking down the street you notice a new lavish building opening up ahead, you are curious as to what it is.  As you reach the outside of the building you see a sign above and a A-Board at the door, both reading: 

CHOW’S LOAN and FINANCIAL HOUSE

Authorised and Sponsored by The Shadow Hunters

The Newest and Finest Loan and Financial Advice House Based out of Chicago

Any Size Loan Avaliable Here!

Please apply now to Chow 

 step inside and a small, athletic man greets you...

“Hello and Welcome to my Loan and Financial Advice House, let me explain how getting a loan works.”

How it works?

 A client will contact me, Chow, and request a loan of the amount they desire, this loan will be considered, your contacts, personal and other aspects will be considered and taken into consideration and will be debated on thoroughly by the Loans Committee.  The Committee may impose measures that must be met, but these are discussed on a case by case basis.

Interest is on a case by case basis please apply now to find out how much you could line your pockets!

For Financial Advice please fill in the form below and I will be in contact.

Name:

Best time to contact:

Urgency:

Chow’s Loan House

Walking down the street you notice a new lavish building opening up ahead, you are curious as to what it is.  As you reach the outside of the building you see a sign above and a A-Board at the door, both reading: 

CHOW’S LOAN and FINANCIAL HOUSE

Authorised and Sponsored by The Shadow Hunters

The Newest and Finest Loan and Financial Advice House Based out of Chicago

Any Size Loan Avaliable Here!

Please apply now to Chow 

 step inside and a small, athletic man greets you...

“Hello and Welcome to my Loan and Financial Advice House, let me explain how getting a loan works.”

How it works?

 A client will contact me, Chow, and request a loan of the amount they desire, this loan will be considered, your contacts, personal and other aspects will be considered and taken into consideration and will be debated on thoroughly by the Loans Committee.  The Committee may impose measures that must be met, but these are discussed on a case by case basis.

Interest is on a case by case basis please apply now to find out how much you could line your pockets!

For Financial Advice please fill in the form below and I will be in contact.

Name: New_Life

Best time to contact: Anytime you are availible

Urgency: moderate urgency.

Chow hear's the door open and someone walk in, he get's up to greet the customer

"Hello there New_Life, Welcome to my Loan and Financial House, thank you for your interest, I will review the information you have provided and be in touch in due course"

Name: Alexander

 

Best time to contact: Anytime during the day light

 

Urgency: incredibly urgent. I'm in debt to a hooker from chicago

 

With crossed fingers, Alexander submitted his application. The need for cash was urgent.

Thank you Alexander for your application.

How much do you owe said hooker?

Chow, if I wanted to borrow $20M for three weeks, what's the terms?

Thismisma request of info, not for a loan

I'm afraid I can't give such a quote as it depends on a variety of matters.