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Hello People Heat | Started by: JogaBenito on Mar 27, '13 20:02 |
A word from the editor/monkeys at typewriters:
Welcome ladies and gents to this first edition of Hello People Heat, a glossy gossip mag for all your celebrity gossip, news and style tips. I hope you become aware very quickly this is not a real newspaper and I must apologise I couldn’t find any good celebrities from the 1920s that were willing to do an interview so you will have to make do with our local Mafioso, but the crème da la crème of Mafioso no less. Being a first edition I’m open to your suggestions to improve and if all else fails at least you have some new toilet paper for the HQ. If you’re mad and think this has a future and want to help please feel free to get in touch and I’d be happy to take you on-board.
Also a side note from the editor, I'm looking for anyone interested in poker that will want to set up a competition or play for fun. Please mail me or comment below, thank you.
A sit down with Chicago’s finest.
Cpt-Haris: I'm very well thank you, yourself?
Wild Turkey: Great thank you.
Now I hope you have your brain hat on because I am going to hit you with some serious questions.
CptH: I don't diet, I'm too lazy to.
WT: For me personally, I stay away from any ovens or deep friers. But, I think that is a personal issue. Other than that I stuff myself with a pound of stuffing every night, along with a continuous stream of alcohol.
If you were on a desert island what one item would you take?
CptH: A Sat Nav so I could find my way back home.
WT: My gun. Do bullets count as extra items?
Ever had a crush on another mafioso?
CptH: Yes, AlbusDumbledore. There's something about that beard that gets me every time.
WT: Every day. We are quite close.
Ever had another mafioso declare their love for you? (Please keep the list short)
CptH: Many times, but I won't name and shame anyone other than Severe :)
WT: Never, I am a turkey. Turkeys do not usually keep life long mating partners
Your favourite place to hang out?
CptH: As if you need to ask. The Blue Oyster of course!
WT: Tobys Bar in Chicago, or the various IRC cafe's. #Morningwood, #LightsOut, #LoyalAlliance.
Are you really the perfect role model to a young mafioso? Any naughty secrets?
CptH: Being honest, probably not. Naughty secrets? Many, but they wouldn't be secrets if I told you now would they ;)
WT: None, they call me perfection.
Your routine when you first start log on for the day?
CptH: A fry up whilst going through my correspondents. There's nothing like a heavy breakfast to kick start the day
WT: Before I even log in my day begins. I look at the recently deceased list on the front page to prepare myself for any good/bad news. Usually bad.
Whats your perfect snow day?
WT: One with a durden spawn.
CptH: I haven't a freaking clue. 4k?
WT: I honestly could not tell you. It has been a long time since I was a lowly Gangster with 0 Bodyguards. Also, the system has changed completely since said time. I do not know first hand, but there is a reason I always kept my taxes low when I had a larger family. I know from experience it is not easy to make something of yourself, and someone sucking up your money from above doesn't make it any easier.
When was the last time you had to ask for drug prices?
CptH: A day or two ago? I usually just keep my eyes peeled rather than ask around.
WT: About 20 seconds ago on IRC avenue. It is a constant battle with the recent district changes.
And finally whats the Best whisper you've heard, this can be one of your own.
CptH: I don't think I've heard any good ones yet. Shame really, I like a good chuckle.
WT: I don't get whispers very often myself... But I have heard a few good nursery rhymes and great banana bread recipes told over a death whisper.
Well thank you very much for your time gentlemen, it’s a pleasure to get into the minds of gods.
And to conclude this first edition of Hello People Heat lets close with another competition.
Wordsearch/Treasure Hunt
Right i've created a little treasure hunt. I start you off with a clue to someones name. You must follow the clue to where you will find another clue and so on. After a few you will come across a little phrase in capitals, a password if you like. First person to post that phrase (or password) below will win... lets say 2 credits. The first clue is:
"These are good in a Gin and Tonic"
Good luck. |
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Sighs in relief. |
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Reply by: Neville at Mar 27, '13 21:00 | |
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CHICAGO RULEZ RIP |
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Reply by: Elijah at Mar 27, '13 21:16 | |
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Success! You have transferred 2.00 credits to Elijah
Congrats, that was very quick, good treasure hunting work |
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Reply by: JogaBenito at Mar 27, '13 21:20 | |
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Thank you very much, Sir. This is a fantastic venture that you have come up with and I hope that you keep at it. |
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Reply by: Elijah at Mar 27, '13 21:23 | |
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Reply by: JogaBenito at Mar 29, '13 18:20 | |
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RockBusters results!!!
Thanks to those who took part, the correct answers were:
The four winners are: BazookaTooth, Cpt_Tycho, Neville and King-Pitt, they will each be rewarded with a quarter of a millions dollars. Congrats.
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Reply by: JogaBenito at Mar 30, '13 21:27 | |
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It is very good to see a paper hit the streets once more, and I am proud that the editor is from our very own Chicago. This is a fine start to something that could be a very good publication, Joga. Congratulations, and very well done! |
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