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Grand Opening-NY Meat | Started by: NYStripSteak on Apr 04, '13 02:53 |
There is a new Meat Market in New York, NY Meat. I'm the owner, NYStripSteak, and I'm here to advertise and inform. |
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After a day being open my store has seen a grand total of zero customers. I cannot think of any reason why no one has visited but in order to make sure they do I'm offering a 50% discount to the first ten paying customers. That's a truly amazing offer! |
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Reply by: NYStripSteak at Apr 05, '13 13:21 | |
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Working together in agonized unison, the depraved tortured individuals who make up TheHumanCentipede crawl towards the meat shop. The front piece looks up from the ground at NYStripSteak, his face contorted with pain and suffering, and tips his hat to him. NYSpripSteak, I will be sure to stop by to stock up on my meats. With the impending threat of these new districts occupying our cities, we'll want our HQ stocked for the soldatos. They'll require lots of nourishment, as do my middle and end pieces. I'm pressed for time at the moment, but if I can arrange for a box of your spiciest chicken wings to pick up for later, we will be most appreciative. Gurgled whimpers and terrified sobs come from the sown mouths of the middle and end piece of TheHumanCentipede upon hearing the front piece's food order, as they would not be appreciative at all. Tears streak their horrified faces in dread of what's to come later as TheHumanCentipede slowly makes its way down a nearby alleyway. |
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Reply by: TheHumanCentipede at Apr 05, '13 13:41 | |
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As he has grown accustomed to the disfigured creature that some call a man he continues the conversation as he would with any other. |
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Reply by: NYStripSteak at Apr 05, '13 14:33 | |
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Touched by NYStripSteak's empathy, the front piece of TheHumanCentipede tips his fedora once again. I appreciate you not treating me like a monstrosity, NYStripSteak. I am not an animal, I'm three human beings. Just so happens we are three human beings sown together mouth-to-well,-you-know but human beings with feelings nontheless. Your offer is most appetizing, but I'm afraid habanero sauce gives me severe indigestion. Then again, you only live once, so on second thought, make that a double order please. The front piece nods and smiles at NYStripSteak as its thorax and tail piece look at him with disdain and resentment in their tear-filled eyes. Clearly there is no empathy for either of them to be found at the NY Meat shop in New York City. |
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Reply by: TheHumanCentipede at Apr 05, '13 14:45 | |
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Having just arrived in NY Stormchaser thinks that offering some of this meat in the crew bar might be what was needed to boost the profits. |
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Reply by: Stormchaser at Apr 07, '13 02:06 | |
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Alex was confused. He was sure that he had ordered 120 steaks and 120 burgers to be delievered to his HQ. They had never arrived, prehaps the errand boy didnt deliever. Next time he saw that kid, he'd be sleeping with the fishes. He wrote another order, and then gave another errand boy the note, and a warning.
Deliver this to NyStripSteak or Ill end you
handing the kid a $100, Alex carries on with his day |
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Reply by: Alexander at Apr 07, '13 16:20 | |
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