Looking from a distance, people wouldn’t believe what they saw. An overexaggerated rub of the eyes in an obvious “can’t believe what I’m seeing” motion was sure to follow, but not because of the man with the dyed blue skin, not because of his red and white cap and denim jeans that made him look like some adolescent loser, oh no! It was the small creature beside him that got all the attention, a beautiful creature with perfect blonde hair and a full mane of slightly lighter hair. The attentive Eevee was trotting alongside her master, managing to keep a full beaming smile whilst looking at Viagra. However, this seemingly blissful, peaceful scenario was about to change.

“Today has been a good day, Eevee. Dealing with that disillusioned low life guy with the ‘R’ imprinted on his shirt that was giving Bunny a lot of trouble, and you showing that nasty Arbok and Weezing who’s boss!”, exclaimed Viagra whilst make a gun symbol with his right hand.

“Vee, Eevee, veeee!”, said Eevee, expressing her joy on the day at hand.

Half running, half jumping down the steep steps, Viagra lifts his left hand slightly. Eevee instantly knowing the hand signal, skillfully jumps on Viagra’s moving knee and boosts herself up to his shoulder. Viagra, acknowledging this with the slightest of smiles, carries on down the steps, taking a few at a time.

Almost like pulling a person out of a dream, Viagra and Eevee’s peaceful wander down the rural side of Philadelphia was abruptly stopped. With a booming sound, the ground beneath Viagra’s feet cracked and gave way. Artfully diving to the right, the brave duo managed to dodge the Earthquake attack by the skin of their teeth. Secretly panicking, Viagra just manages to get to his feet and give the notion that he is casually dusting the dirt off his jeans. With a long and slow exhalation of air, Viagra looks up to see a muscle bound man with the same R imprinted shirt as the man he left at the bottom of a lake earlier in the day. At the side of the muscle bound guy stood a frightfully big monster by the name of Rhydon.

Dropping several bullets on the floor that Viagra instantly recognised as his own, the big man let out a skin crawling sneer.

“So you’re the man that thought it best to end of the life of my comrade?!”, shouted the freakishly large man.

Viagra does his best to stay calm and just blankly looks at the man.

“Fucking answer me! Did you end the life of my comrade?!!” shouted the man with spittle freely escaping his mouth.

Again, Viagra says nothing. Feeling Eevee rise slightly from his shoulder, Viagra keeps his eyes solely on the enraged man. Looking in the eyes of his Rhydon, the enraged man gives a slight nod of the head. With a surprising burst of speed the Rhydon swallows the distance between himself and Viagra.

Jumping to the right, Viagra watches as Eevee jumps to the left and manages to barely evade Rhydon's attack. Much to the delight of the sneering man, Rhydon does not let up on Eevee and tries to maim her by using a bone crushing Horn Drill. Again managing to evade the attack, Eevee delivers a blistering Quick Attack to the sternum of Rhydon. Stumbling back a few steps, Rhydon snarls and stamps his foot on the ground with all his might, causing a crack to reappear in the ground. Eevee instinctively uses Double Team and manages to pull off the illusion of two Eevees. In doing so, Eevee easily evades the Earth Quake attack.

The enraged man going a deeper shade of red, presumably because of the failed attacks by Rhydon, reaches for the waistband of his trousers and pulls out a black pistol. Seeing the gun being slowly aimed at Eevee, Viagra reaches for his gun harness and pulls out a long, silver colt and instinctively aims for the head of the man targeting Eevee. With a quick squeeze of the trigger, the gun recoils up and to the left slightly as the bullet hits acquired target. With a pink mist and the snapping back of the head, the human behemoth falls onto his back, never to move again.

With the echoing sound of the bullet, both Eevee and Rhydon look in the direction of Viagra. Looking back at the two monsters, Viagra seizes the opportunity and starts to shout commands to Eevee.

"Eevee, use Take Down!"

At the speed of light, Eevee charges the Rhydon. With the Rhydon looking at Eevee a split second too late, it fails in defending the Take Down that is aimed at its head. With the Rhydon being knocked to the ground, Eevee quickly retreats to a safe distance, awaiting its next order.

"Eevee, Dig now!”, shouted Viagra.

In obedience of  her master and friend, Eevee digs and burrows under the ground. A split second later, the dazed Rhydon slowly gets to his feet. Trying to shake away the stars from its line of sight, Rhydon fails to spot where Eevee is. This was a mistake that would prove costly.

"Eevee, NOW!"

With a mighty force, the small Eevee erupts from the ground beneath Rhydon with the tenacity of a creature three times the size. Connecting its whole body with the jaw of Rhydon, Eevee then skips three steps forward. With the space in between feeling like a lifetime, the Rhydon staggers a step backwards, pauses, and then falls completely on its back.

With a delighted look on her face, Eevee runs to the side of Viagra.

"Vee, vee Eevee, vee!", exclaimed Eevee.

Viagra glances at Eevee and produces a wide grin whilst bending down to attend to his excited Eevee. Stopping straight in front of Viagra, Eevee sits down on her hind legs and licks the side of Viagra's face. With one more exclamation of her name, Eevee begins to emit glowing white rays.

"Eevee?! Eevee?? EEVEE?!!”, shouts a confused Viagra.

The split second that Viagra raises his left hand to his eyes in an attempt to block the blinding eyes, he hears one word.

"Umbreon...." 

Thomas stands dumbstruck, looks at the flask of liquor he was casually sipping, and throws it into an alley.

Ramone happens to be walking by when he sees a figure who seemed to be talking to figment of his imagination, standing still for a moment watching the, what ramone could only conclude was a preacher of some kind.

"hmm, what has this guy bought for it to have an effect like this"

Ramone continues to walk on towards his next drop off location thinking to himself

"i need to find out some more information about this guy"

Umbreon nuzzles ThomasGatto, then runs over and grabs his liquor bottle and brings it back to him. She glares at Ramone who seemed to be pretending she didn't exist.

Umbreebreeeon.

She slinks over and curls around Viagra's legs.

Mudkip had heard someone fighting when he was near by, he went to check only to find Viagra and his little Eevee fighting a much superior foe and to his amazement, Eevee is winning against the far larger and stronger Rhydon

'Mudkip muudkip mud?!'

Mudkip no longer saw Eevee anymore after the fight, however there was something peculiar about the air in philly.. He thought he was seeing things at the Umbreon.. Perhaps it was.. No it couldn't be.

Mudkip mud mudkip kip!

Mudkip stares at the seemingly tamed Umbreon and isn't sure how to approach it without off setting some type of fight

'mudkip mudkip mud kip mud'

Mudkip will miss Eevee greatly

Umbreon hears her friend Mudkip and looks around. When she spots him she runs over and nuzzles him.

Umbreeeeon onnnn!

Well here goes nothing...

Vince throws a pokeball at Mudkip

Vince waits patiently watching the ball roll back and forth...

Mudkip laughs at the futile attempt from the little man to catch the elusive Mudkip

'Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud kip! kip kip kip!'

Mudkip smiles at Umbreon and runs off to avoid the multiple poachers of Mudkip

Vince sprays repellent in frustration and carrys out his normal duties

Watching Umbreon have some sort of deep conversation with Mudkip, Viagra feels it best to report the drama back to base. By luck, he recognises one of the gawping mobster's as a lackey for Bunny. With much vigor and to the bemusement of the lackey,  Viagra starts jumping around, rolling on the floor and impersonates what can only be classed as a giant with severe emotional problems.

Whilst all of this is going on, Umbreon spots her master rolling around on the ground, slowly shakes her head, sighs, and goes back to her animated conversation with Mudkip.

Thomas puts up a poster reading:

Welcome to the 1920's

All confused personnel high on their own product should make their way here

Umbreon is concerned by the crack in ThomasGatto's character. She is quite aware of the decade.

Robert notices the poster detailing the current year and thinks "What a strange poster to hang"

ROBBBEERRRTT CRRAAAALLLLLLLSSOOOOOOOO

ROBERTTTTTT

Robert hoped that this had cleared things up for Thomas. 

Robert notices the poster detailing the current year and thinks "What a strange poster to hang"

ROBBBEERRRTT CRRAAAALLLLLLLSSOOOOOOOO

ROBERTTTTTT

Robert hoped that this had cleared things up for Thomas. 

Umbreon slinks over and rubs against Robert_Craslo, she thinks about what a helpful guy he is.

Breeee.

Revan walks out of his apartment building confused, but yet still a total badass who just got done probably doing a bunch of pushups and things of that nature. Maybe even beat up a bunch of bad guys on the way down his steps and out the door, he sometimes does that; actually, correction, he always does that. Anyways, now I'm trailing and I hate to trail.

"What's going on here? Hm? What's... oh. It's a little tiny rat thing! and then a Pokemon too! What are you all doing out here at this time? It's the middle of the nig..."

Before he continues to speak, he notices the sun shining brightly in the sky right above them.

"Whoa. Time goes fast. Carry on."

Umbreon takes umbrage to these tiny rat thing thoughts. She thinks about how she is adorable and maybe kind of regal and certainly dazzling.

Angelus walks to the streets from a near by bar to see this odd spectacle unfold. After watching one animal turn into another he looks to his bottle, shakes his head and walks down an alley home rethinking ever drinking again. 

Umbreon spots the vampire walking along and considers challenging him to a competition of mean looks, growls, and snarls.