This is pretty simple. I'll even give a reward to the one I think is best. Lets just call it 5 credits. Ends in? idk fucking know...whenever interest is lost maximum 4 days.

What are your Mafia First World Problems?

I know mine are when I'm doing something else and my petty perk triggers too much. I've got shit to do! No time to earn. I'm lame...so hopefully you guys are better! If you did it in meme format bonus points! but I'm not critical.

Also, its very likely that if I like what you post I'll also tip you! Just saying.

Complaining about getting a shot perk when there isn't an obvious second target around. (Far too guilty of that one)

Complaining about having to wait for someone to finally run an OC. (Need to kick myself there and remember to be happy to get one at all)

Probably the one we're all most guilty of, myself included, complaining about the standard of street posts without doing enough to encourage it and improve it personally.

Signing a class paper that counts for 25% of my grade as 'Flea'.....

Getting my forts stolen.

Forgetting to race for an IA because I get distracted easily and only remembering about the IA roughly 10 seconds after it has died (Have done this too many times)

Decide to become more organised so set an alarm for one minute prior to the IA. Within that one minute gap of waiting get distracted again and forget about the IA until 10 seconds after it has died.

I have a problem :|

Also, one that frustrates me to no end. Seeing a good reason to post something whether it be in the streets or any other forum and just when I am about to I see Satanta has already said what I thought and so much more...(Don't like to repeat what has already been said in threads). Curse his brain.

Putting off IRL work meetings because I am in the middle of a jail breaking session... :/

Looking at your work position as a mafia position.(AKA if your the boss your the CL and your supervisors are your RHM/LHM's) LOL

Squishy is winning so far. DONT LET HIM STEAL YOUR CREDITS!

hundreds of bodyguards, cant afford to pay them.

Voted, too lazy to use stockpiled instant petties in one sitting.

Success! You have transferred 5.00 credits to Solastalgia

I actually chuckled while reading it. Well done.

My first world problem. Forgetting I accepted an OC then doing a felony as I see the timer is empty. Just to have the person run the OC and end up with 25 minutes on my timer. This does happen a few times each day.

You raise your gun and point it at where YouWillNotGetThis recently stood. He is no longer there. You look like a fool in front of the gathering spectators around his already dead body.

When I spend the full 15 mins in jail on a failed OC, and theres still time on my felony timer