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The Glory of Toucans | Started by: Toucan on Jun 05, '13 16:59 |
Good day to you fine mobsters and crime bosses. It's not every day you get to see such a resplendent bird holding a senior position within a prominent crime family in these cities. Further more since Penquin the infamous typo bird started a favourite bird contest I'd like to trouble you for a few moments of your time to learn a little about my amazing breed. We mostly come from the tropics, particularly the rainforests of Brazil and Belize, where many a famous mob boss has their lavish getaway. so they may gaze upon us beautiful creatures as we frolic through the sky. We help create spectacular biodiversity by spreading seeds far and wide as part of our mostly fruit diet. Ergo we smell sweetly of tropical fruits, rather than fish... also I've thankfully never seen a penquin grow from a pile of Polar Bear dung. So in summary: Special things about Toucan: 1. Rainbow beak... bitch he's fabulous LOL.:- Toucan FTW! What is not so special about a penquin... 1. Can't spell it's own name Now that you're enlightened with some balanced facts about our two species please go here and cast you vote for Toucan and collect your free customised suit. |
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5. Will deliver you beer:- Toucan FTW!
He's got my vote. |
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Reply by: Gohan at Jun 05, '13 17:02 | |
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Just about the best service possible, and no delay straight as the bird flies delivery.
Thanks for your vote Gohan, enjoy your beers!
*Sqwarks Happily* |
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Reply by: Toucan at Jun 05, '13 17:07 | |
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You remind me of my right hand man, it's uncanny the likeness you share with him. I vote Toucan |
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Reply by: JakeLuciano at Jun 05, '13 17:16 | |
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You just won my vote. |
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Reply by: Sinergy at Jun 05, '13 17:24 | |
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i could use a free suit right now- Toucan has my vote |
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Reply by: Naraku at Jun 05, '13 17:24 | |
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Thank you kindly Don Luciano, kind words indeed... he must be a very fine man.
It Czyll's my heart to it's tropical core to hear your words. |
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Reply by: Toucan at Jun 05, '13 17:25 | |
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Thank you kindly Sinergy and Naraku, please take a moment to pop over Here to cast your official vote and penquin will mail your suit out to you in due course. I think her stumpy flippers might be tired from all the sewing tonight! | |
Reply by: Toucan at Jun 05, '13 17:28 | |
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Toucan definitely gets the vote. Perhaps if Penquin could spell... and didn't waddle around everywhere stealing fish... things might be different. |
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Reply by: DeadlySpikeS at Jun 05, '13 17:38 | |
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Funny thing is this might be true about Toucan's but its not about this Toucan! |
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Reply by: Lex_Luthor at Jun 05, '13 17:45 | |
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Lex, you're wrong. This Toucan is super sweet and huggable. He messes with people, but he's just a silly Toucan. If you shut your window at night, he won't get in to bother you while sleeping.
You haven't seen the evil side of penguins or of Penquin. They sometimes can group together as communists. They're all in the same uniforms ffs! Pet Toucan more. |
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Reply by: DeadlySpikeS at Jun 05, '13 17:48 | |
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Ah my dear friend how misinformed you are.
This messing you talk about, it's merely preening you hair whilst you sleep... although I see in your case that could case an issue. Perhaps the Toucan you know sleep walks occasionally, or maybe even just stands guard in case an evil penquin tries to steal your fish?
I'm sorry you seem to think you've had a bad experience with a Toucan, maybe some beer and fresh tropical fruits would help ease your troubles. Alas if you purely eat fish, then I can't compete and you are made for the penquin.
Penquins do make good pocket pets, alas I have my doubts about them keeping you warm... the last pet penquin I saw would sneak off at night to sleep in the cool freezer... and each morning there always seemed to be far fewer frozen fish :( |
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Reply by: Toucan at Jun 05, '13 17:54 | |
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I'm just glad you're standing up for yourself and showing that pesky Penquin that Toucan play at that game...
I'll get my coat. |
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Reply by: Eamon_de_Valera at Jun 05, '13 21:30 | |
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It has always been the toucans, penguins are too hideous and not my taste - specially I like some toucans sealing their cages with their wives in so that they can have a free run for sometimes until the kids are big |
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Reply by: Rosky at Jun 05, '13 21:43 | |
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I vote for Beer. I mean Beers got my vote. I mean Vote for Toucan's of beer please. |
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Reply by: Union_Thug at Jun 05, '13 21:43 | |
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