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Happy 4th! | Started by: Rufio on Jul 05, '13 03:12 |
A little late as far as the in game time goes...but, for all the 'Mericans out there, Happy 4th of July! May you get drunk, stick sparklers up your ass and cook many hot dogs. Thank you to all who have served and are serving. |
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Make sure to light the fuses on your various fireworks in a manner that does NOT have the initial flash go back toward your hand; it doens't take but a second to blister.
And keep the sparklers and bottle rockets OUT of the crack of your butt....seriously... |
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Reply by: Ariadne at Jul 05, '13 03:14 | |
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Party pooper...
Sparklers burn the hair off my ass...it's like, a free wax plus a good time. I'm all for two-fers |
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Reply by: Rufio at Jul 05, '13 03:20 | |
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