I'll keep this short and sweet. I'm looking for someone that can make me a KICKASS profile pic.

I want the name  James "The Cooler" Dalton added into it somewhere in some awesome looking font.

I need the pic to be of Dalton from Roadhouse if possible, or if not, at least a real tough serious looking Patrick Swayze.

Any other extra's you decide to add is up to you, but I'll most likely only pick the best one out of any that are posted here.

The one I end up picking I'm prepared to pay 1 million for.

I'm hoping I like at least one, so this isn't a waste of all our time, but in the chance that none are that good, I reserve the right to not buy any of them.

For anyone who still wants to take the risk, that million is up for grabs until I see one I like. Once I have acquired one, I will post that fact immediately so no one else wastes their time making one.

If for some reason I have chosen one, and already paid for it, and posted that fact, and you STILL think one you have made is so good I might want it too, go ahead and post it. I may just buy more than one if I really like it as well.

Thank you all in advance.

Tips Squishy for the awesome effort, and quick wit.

 

You have tipped Squishy the amount of $100,000 for their post.

Here you go! I hope you like it!! :) 

http://mehwhatever.com/profile/pics/mrdalton.jpg

Here's my attempt :)

http://www.mehwhatever.com/profile/pics/dalton2.png

Here's my attempt :)

http://i39.tinypic.com/b5l0f5.png

http://tinyurl.com/nvdembu

Most of that can be changed to suit personal preference. Personally, I'm not keen on the font, but that's the easiest thing to change, so if you want a badass font PM me and I'll let you choose your own :)

How long are you accepting entries for Big D?

Until I see one that I am willing to spend 1 mil for. *grins* I will post when one has been selected and it's officially over.

Well, I figured I'd give it a go.  Hope you like.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j103/hotice80/MafiaReturns/Dalton_zpsd87c2ad0.jpg

I think you should look at mine again. That was clearly $1,000,000's worth of effort.

i must say I really like Giles

I was going to enter a submitall but saw Giles and thought 'Whats the point?'

My attempt, it's not very good but there ya go :P

http://www.mehwhatever.com/profile/pics/daltonxnx.jpg

heres my work http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w292/tsimshianangel/JamesDalton_zps7428df75.png

Your accountant makes note that $1,000,000 has been wired to Pammy from your account.

Need I say more? Thanks to everyone who posted.

Giles came damn close to winning, but I would have had to send 95% of his winnings to Cheshire, and that's way too much paperwork.

You must say more. I put lots of effort into mine and I think everyone, especially me though, deserves a proper explanation.