The time has come to announce a new venture from Kuku:

THE KUKLINSKI COURIER!

Or "The Kuku" for Rory.

What is The Kuku?  It's a newspaper, tabloid in size, broadsheet in detail, packed with all of the Kuku panache and pastiche that you have grown to know and love.

Here's were YOU come in...

I need information, stories, details, plots, coups, schemes, claims of responsibility, hitlists, knowledge...

Sources confidentiality will be respected!

I appeal to all those who want a voice to contact me.

And, of course, this doesn't come cheap.  First issue in three days.

I hope to have raised a bit of capital by then.  Donations welcome and all donators will be written about!

Poker players - contact me!! Buggest win?  Biggest loss?  Any interesting stories?

My buggest win was the time I dressed up in a giant fly costume. I had so many eyes, no one knew which ones to try to read.

*Biggest.

And thanks for the first donation.  I need stories!