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Ritz Cracka | Started by: Ritz on Aug 04, '13 03:14 |
I am Ritz. After trying to whack someone with no gun and losing several bullets (I like to think I made a finger gun, pointed at them, shouted "BANG!" a lot, and threw bullets away for realisticness), I robbed a bunch of old ladies. That is my story. |
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Cool story,bro. |
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Reply by: McLuvin at Aug 04, '13 03:16 | |
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Yeah. But the game is pretty fun when I'm not messing around with the features and shooting imaginary bullets at imaginary bodyguards. |
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Reply by: Ritz at Aug 04, '13 03:19 | |
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I've been informed that most first posts by new players are much longer! Time to write a story! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I walked out of an alleyway for some reason, I struggled to recall why. Oh yeah, I had just robbed Stupids R Us by making my fingers into a gun and pretending I was gonna shoot. Got some good money out of it, too. Heh. Idiots. Then, using a patented technique known to some as Insta-Petties and to others as Just-Going-Back-In-The-Stupid-Schlubs, I charged back in the establishment and shouted that I was given play money. They gave me real dough the first time, but hey, where there's more money to be made, a well-dressed mafioso Ritz cracker will make it. The cashier, clearly of the Brick-In-Head-For-Thinking type, threw his money at me and ran away. "Well," I thought, "This is gonna be easy."
I walked out over to the next Stupids R Us, obviously a popular business venture. Hey, maybe that'll be my drug front. Selling marijuana outta dumb shops. I walked in, took out my finger guns, this time shaped as shotguns, and started the cycle again.
This is the life.
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There we go! How's that? |
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Reply by: Ritz at Aug 04, '13 03:44 | |
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So badass. So so badass. |
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Reply by: McLuvin at Aug 04, '13 04:52 | |
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Izzy chuckles at the young lad and watches him parade around finger in the air. "McLuvin you should try that trick on the ladies eh?" |
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Reply by: _Izzy_ at Aug 04, '13 07:25 | |
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Thanks for the compliment McLuvin! Most people who've seen my work will agree, I'm a pretty good writer. By the way, I wrote that last night around midnight. Fun, fun, fun! Sleep deprived writing. |
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Reply by: Ritz at Aug 04, '13 16:24 | |
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