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Fresh Chickens | Started by: Sexecutioner on Aug 28, '13 01:53 |
It is I, Sexecutioner, genius. I am not sure how much time I have left to live, for I have been gravely wounded. It was supposed to be a routine cash pickup in the rural outskirts of Chicago but something went wrong. Terribly wrong. I have been shot and my driver is dead. I managed to take both my aggressors out before the police came, making a quick getaway in my deceased driver's car. I drove for miles in the darkness before coming across this farm house. I saw sign from the road that read "Fresh Chickens" so I turned up the county road and jimmied the lock outside the farmer's barn and let myself in, practically collapsing onto the ground inside. Fresh chickens indeed. I was GETTIN' fresh with those chickens.
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SpikeSpiegel walks into the barn and looks at the bleeding Sexecutioner. He lights up a cigarette and grimaces. It would seem that you are still very alive to me, and I've seen others in way worse shape recover. It looks to me like whatever you were doing with said chickens has cause their feathers to help clot and cover your wounds. We had best get you some medical attention sooner rather than later. This isn't the cleanest bar I've seen. I've seen orgy pits with cleaner floors. Takes a strong drag on his cigarette. Are you able to stand or do you need to be carried? Adjusts his trenchcoat a bit. |
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Reply by: DeadlySpikeS at Aug 28, '13 07:02 | |
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