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Confess your LOVE for LadyFighter! | Started by: _Izzy_ on Sep 17, '13 02:08 |
Competition Starts NOW & Ends Thursday at 00'00 |
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"Yo Izzy possible to extend this comp to the end of Thursday? Rather than the beginning. Need more time man!!!!" Perrin laughs evilly |
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Reply by: Perrin at Sep 17, '13 11:24 | |
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No problem, Ill exstend it to Friday 00'00 |
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Reply by: _Izzy_ at Sep 17, '13 12:01 | |
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For you, my love.
Ladyfighter, Ladyfighter, fight me a lady I saw you standing far away, I watched you from afar I can't help but be stealthy, I can't help but be chilled I love to sit outside your house and mess with all your stuff When you were in your HQ, I put a tracer on your car What I'm trying to tell you, is that you make my life complete So please oh please, just accept my love, and take me for your whore
Winchester. |
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Reply by: Winchester at Sep 17, '13 14:12 | |
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Sorry here's another one, I know I said I wouldn't You're always there, so fine and fit, I think you are the one I know you're strong and powerful, I like that in a wife I need you baby in my life, I'll put you in the mood so this I say to you awaking, in my front car seat Love you forever and always baby <3 Winchester |
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Reply by: Winchester at Sep 17, '13 15:02 | |
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Alright love. This is the last one, unless its not :)
This was my chance, your whole crew was not there A short while later I helped her out of my car I promised to return you to your HQ that day You awoke with a startle in your office alone
Winchester |
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Reply by: Winchester at Sep 17, '13 17:05 | |
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Roses are red and violets are blue, Nothing I can write will match Winchester, Admire and love is all I can do For that weird guy will be the winner. |
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Reply by: JimmyDarmody at Sep 17, '13 18:43 | |
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JimmyD changes his mind
Lady fighter, oh sweet ladyfighter, How I want to kill that Winchester He tries to steal and win your love from me Filling your head with his crazy poetry
Do not fall for him, he is clearly sick If you want, I can shoot him in the dick. He stalks you and forces his odd love for you It is time you move on to someone new
I will take a bullet for you, my sweet And kiss you from head to those sexy feet Mornings I will make you breakfast in bed And make sure you are always so well fed
I want you to be fat, where you cannot move You won’t be mobile for the things I want to do Oh, the things I want to do to you Are unfounded, original, and so new
I want to make you scream and shout By pulling all your soft hair out I want to wear your sexy robes As I kiss your lips and earlobes
I want to tie your arms up high And tickle you from pits to thigh I want to dress you in all blue Then bark as I rip it off you Winchester cannot compete He does not match my love for your feet I’d make you sigh in ecstacy As I nibbled on your chubby feet
I want to rub you down with lotion Made of lard, my secret love potion You’ll learn to love my special ways And love me forever and always
I want to carve “Jimmy” in your arm Even if it means you have to face some harm It is will show you’re all mine and shut the doors To others unaware that I am truly yours |
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Reply by: JimmyDarmody at Sep 17, '13 19:27 | |
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Lady Oh Lady please let down your hair I saw you from a far and yes I do stare I don't care who sees, and Jimmy? Oh please
As you can see, I'm Sosa, Love Costa My rymes flow with ease they'll put you to your knees These other girls are fleas, compared to the Queen B
I gotta hiya this fight'a to put out my fiya These otha fools are lieyas with long pants Where's my lighta?
I will build you an ark to show case me heart Thats LOVE girl, fuck hugs girl, this OUR world
This sosa baby, yo true love, yo slim thug, yo milk dud, yo love bug, Yo main G You a Lady in the street but a freak in the sheets
No one adds up to Sosa, they step up get subtracted
Oh yeah and Winchester and Jimmy Better scribble out dem rymes you were gonna spit I'm pretty sure they shit, not fit fo my spit to hit it Imma real rappa, a head choppa, A lock poppa
Step to me like poppa Johns and you'll get served with what you deserve
Fuck it imma curse, til I'm in a Hurst, yes my words hurt no need to alert, the paramedics, they'll make you go, Lock Jaw when you think its ova, I'll hit you, with a curve ball |
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Reply by: TheSosa at Sep 18, '13 02:45 | |
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Perrin and No walk on stage, the crowd goes wild, women throwing their clothes at them. Perrin picks up his guitar while No puts on his hoodie. They both nod at each other and Perrin begins to play a tune, huming to the microphone at the same tempo as the tune. Women start fainting purely at the smooth tone Perrin is producing. Perrin takes a deep breath....
"Everybody"
*Everybody*
Turns to No "Hit it bro." No jumps up to the microphone, grabbing it and putting it close to his mouth. Hands in the air and making slow thrust movements with the air. Women start screaming, trying to climb over the security, their arms out stretched, trying to grab at No's groin.
Perrin finishes off with a nice guitar riff. The crowd goes mental, pushing the security guards down, women running up to the stage. One absolutely beautiful woman approaches Perrin while security try to regain control. "Oh my god Perrin I love you sooo much please take me back stage" She asks. Perrin doesn't have to even think about this one, "Of course my pretty." The woman half faints before Perrin catches her. She says, "Oh one more thing my friend has to come too." At that moment a monstrosity approaches the stage, merely stepping?rolling?running down? the security like they were nothing. Perrin starts to mumble and cough, not knowing what to say. He turns around when he gets tapped on the shoulder to see No smiling. "I got this man." No approaches the beast and takes her hand. Perrin has a tear that rolls down his cheek and salutes to his brother. Best wingman ever! |
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Reply by: Perrin at Sep 18, '13 13:35 | |
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Izzy listens to poems and songs after another thinking ladyfighter should be pleased. Perrin takes stage and sings his heart out with no, things get out of control but put back then the wilder beast attacks taking direct site on perrin, Izzy watches in awe and pops some ppopcorn in his mouth... he sees No jump in front and perrin salutes him whisking the babe away... The WilderBeast picks No up and undresses him and has her way with no....things that no man should ever endure Izzy would vomit but he had no stomache on account of being a zombie and all...No is plasterd to thefloor while the beast has her way with him a single tear runs down the cheeck of izzy and he salutes No...The Worlds Best WingMan Izzy watches the show wrap up and awaits the next pperformance. |
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Reply by: _Izzy_ at Sep 18, '13 14:48 | |
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Ahem. I've prepared a few words is an acronymous fashion.
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Reply by: cino at Sep 18, '13 20:24 | |
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I thought I was her one and only. I thought, what we had was special... I... I...
*destroys everything in sight before taking his loaded weapon to a bar where he drinks himself numb and passes out in a puddle of tears*
eueeeghgh... *cries* fsdjfksd *cries some more* aaarfggghhh that bitch, i loved her!
*several weeks later he kills himself* |
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Reply by: Itachi at Sep 19, '13 11:11 | |
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Izzy checks the time and looks about foe anyone else last minute...no one else steps forth so he takes center stage once more. Thy lovely Lady has been listening from the crowd and managed to slip me a not during the wilder beast attack... So reading from the note we have a winner! For such a great performance the award and token of LadyFighter go to Perrin/No. One more bit Winchester, LadyFighter is |
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Reply by: _Izzy_ at Sep 21, '13 04:46 | |
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Reply by: _Izzy_ at Sep 21, '13 04:57 | |
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Izzy looks about the crowd *anyone who would still like to put in a word for thy lady is welcomed... also have a little fun leta hear some love confessed about Dakine and Paulklint |
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Reply by: _Izzy_ at Sep 21, '13 04:59 | |
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wow, no one loves DaKine and Paul :( |
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Reply by: Chev_Chelios at Sep 21, '13 09:58 | |
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Izzy grins... Bromance coming soon | |
Reply by: _Izzy_ at Sep 21, '13 12:06 | |
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