(Anything written in here is not to offend anyone,anywhere or anything but if you cant take it do not read the rest of the show)              ''Hello ladies and gentlemen ı am Martin_White here in the talk show and we have a guest he is very famous by the way let our friend to come here he is here today behold THE ZOMBİE''

after a munite later

''so how you doing buddy''

''good you''

''ı've heard you have been eating brains''

''yeah you know what ı want to eat your brain''

''he.he.he lets talk about why you becamed a zombie'

''well ı was a bad guy at school ı couldnt read ı signed up with a project to get money now ı am zombie''

''well it is bad''

''hey i this jerry springer show because you are asking stupid questions''

''no''

''well than you are a idiot to''

''so anyway talk to us about your life''

''ı dont remember it ı eated my own brain''

''but martin they disrepect us zombies''

''they dont give us a line to talk fuck those directors''

''uhm no bad words please kids may be watching''

''whatever they just made us say bahh bu bii what the hell is this''

''this is like al pacino is making a zombie movie bullshit or like animals tryin to talk''

''so talk about what a zombie movie should be?''

''yeah we might be eating brains but we are cute and lonely''

''cute?''

''DONT YOU THİNK I AM CUTE''

''oh ..uh of course ı think you are cute''

''anyway zombie movie should be a comedy film but no like zombieland''

''so zombies do eat brains?''

''yeah we eat brains but only 1 a day put us into a mourge and we all will be happy''

''but yeah martin there are some crazy idits to ı cant say anything to that''

''oh look at the time ''

''well goodbye Martin''

''goodbye zombies''

''see you all in the next show people''