(ANYTHİNG WRİTTEN İN HERE İS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE,ANYWHERE OR ANYTHİNG)

''HELLOOO EVERYBODY today we have a special guest THE TANK from LEFT 4 DEAD lets welcome our guest''

''Hello Martin''

''so how you doing buddy''

''chillingikilling,eating''

''yeah but anything else?''

''no ı dont remember''

''well than how is your zombie friends doing''

''they are fine they might be eating brains right now''

''so what can you tell us about yourself''

''well like what?''

''like umm.why you becamed a zombie''

''ı am born to be a zombie''

''well do you remember your family''

''nah ı eated them''

''interesting''

''hey martin ı heard that zombies are on our town''

''yeah those sons of bitches taked over our town..ops''

''WHAT!!!!!''

''Ooooooops''

''you little ...''

after 10 munites tank beated the hell out of martin damn crap

''sooooo martin how you feeling now''

''goo.oddd''

''so sorry about it there was some technical problems hehehe''

''oh martin while beating you ı remembered a fight''

''what is it?''

''there ı was standing in front of a huge goddamn zombie he was like he eated chuck norris''

''than what happened''

''ı eated the son of a bitch''

''so you have a girlfriend martin''

''no''

''you have a girlfriend tank''

''nah no one likes this son of a bitch either''

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

''WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT''

''Dammit ı tolded them to not to start a war before this show ends''

''wait what?''

''there is war between zombies and humans ı need to go martin''

''adios amigo''

''well this is all for too...WAİT WHAT run dammit run RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN''