In the light of recent developments i have been given the go ahead to setup in Queens...

And so without further ado... i welcome you all to The Bathrobe Conspiracy!

Tank looks around at the not so excited crowd

Now i know what you are thinking... When you think of The Bathrobe Conspiracy, you probably think of some kind of irreverent, hilarious content that has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the secret mafia underworld in any way (- which actually, is very much true).  But all that’s about to change!

That’s right: your wildest dreams have come true – The Bathrobe Conspiracy now does it Queens style.  And we do it hard.  And we do it long.  And we do it from the back.  And – we really need to cut down on the porn before noon!

And so before i get too carried away... let me just finish by how i meant to start...

What red-blooded American geek hasn't wished for superpowers, whether to vanquish despised tormentors, or to satisfy an urge for justice and freedom? And yet, how many superheroes are there? None.

What, may I humbly inquire, is up with that?

My mission is to equalize that disparity by providing you with plans to realise your nascent dream! I humbly welcome you all to the birth of The Bathrobe Conspiracy, were when I am not attending to my lordly duties, such as attending banquets and balls, or lounging about languidly in my spacious mansion here on the Estate, I like nothing more than finding myself walking around in my bathrobe embroiled in a fresh new mystery or embarking on an unplanned expedition. It really does get my blood pumping, and my heart racing, and makes for the most invigorating distraction from my actual day-to-day chores.

My name is Tank, and i approve this message.

Tank

DOG struts through in his newly tailored bathrobe.

I can get really used to this!

Leon who was passing by with his plant and Mathilda decides to stop and listen to the man, after hearing the speach Leon approachs Tank to congratulate him

''Congratulations my friend, Im sure you can run a great crew. Good lucky on your run to the top!''

Leon takes the plant, smiles at Tank and disappears inside the crowd

Congratulations on your recent auth Tank! I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors in the great city of New York.

Congratulations to you, Tank! It is good to see Queens moving on this quickly.

I wish you the best of luck in all your endeavors. 

The most handsome man in New York walks down the street wearing a bathrobe.

"Congratulations on getting the nod to set up. It's good to see another family up and running in our home town."

congratz, well deserved Tank.

After hearing the news, Alabama walked out into the streets to congratulate Tank wearing nothing but her Bathrobe

Tank, this bold Bathrobe of yours has been a long time coming. You've been part of New York since Ladyfighter first took up the task of leadership in this fine city and you've proved yourself time and again to be an asset to first Brooklyn and then Queens, and frankly New York as a whole. I'm extremely delighted to see you be rewarded for this hard work and look forward to watching Queens grow with yourself and Forever at its helm.

I only wish we had reached this point under different circumstances my friend.

Corky could only shake her head when she saw her husband walking around in his silk bathrobe.  However, when she noticed Alabama absolutely rocking a bathrobe, Corky thought maybe she was a little overdressed for this party.  She shook those thoughts off and walked up to Tank and handed him a bottle of the finest whiskey money can buy.

"Congratulations!  I look forward to working with you here in New York."

Congratulations fella, it will be a pleasure to serve here with you and accompany the rest of New York in building this great city.

Now if you dont mind, I gotta run, like literally...

As his legs wind up and take off at mock speed you see the hedgehog take off you could have sworn he said something along the lines of... make money money money... You shortly after see a group of officers pass by scratching there heads wondering what has gotten into this old lady who seems to have had her purse stolen..

Vengeance took a look at their new HQ and and smiled to himself. He then went near the crowd.

"Congratulations Sir Tank on your recent auth! This is a good way for us to rise from the tragedy that struck us when one of New York's godfathers, Sir DaKine, was taken from us by the gods."