Absolute approaches the soap box to make an announcement

Ladies and gentlemen tonight CaptainTeemo and I will be having a sing off feel free to have a listen in a bit after we post , we plan on giving some laughs and entertainment.

Thank you all singing should be posted in a bit! 

Indeed friends! We shall be having a bit of a competition, I will allow my comrade and fellow competitor Absolute have the first go, of course.

The mics to you, Absolute!

Absolute steps up to the mic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cQqOXKh1WK

Forgive this old Russian man, age has taking it's toll on me and my hearing is not what it used to be, so I do apologize in advance before asking my question;
Did I hear "living my life in your pants" or "leaving my life in your pants" ?

The captain took the mic after Absolute was done, he sounded good but Teemo had a special something in mind in retaliation to his song.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ywu8aQSYXz

Also, I'm not quite sure Primus! It wouldn't surprise me if it was the first one! Teemo smiles

Leaving my life in your hands :P

Now for round 2 

Absolute steps up to the mic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zT4Ejx51Po

I just got Rick rolled

Teemo listened in and applauded his competitor Absolute, however Teemo was planning on taking round two by force with his amazing voice.

Friends, enemies, fellow yordles.. I present you with my song.

Teemo picks up the mic and sings his heart out (To an extent?) and begins to bow in return for the one cheer that he got.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BedK61cYGa

Third and final round absolute steps to the mic and raps

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FqTcnLu3I6

Nothing i have ever seen, heard or witnessed in the old country prepared me for this.  I am sure when i want someone to squeal i will bring Teemo along to sing to them

Teemo heard the man sing, it was tough.. He had lost hope for a minute until he got himself together, he knew he could win if he kept it together.. And so he tried

Teemo grabs the mic from Absolute and begins.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KEnoy8R2eq

And that concludes the sing off I hope you all enjoyed!

Absolute shakes CaptainTeemos hand and bows

Teemo smiles and shakes Absolutes hand and after he stands back up from bowing, Teemo bows.

I had good fun here, I hope you all enjoy it, even though it's just two very drunk mobsters having a bit of fun!

Listens intently on the face off of the two most adorable mofo in town .

" I would say both are quite so good ! They have hidden talents !!! "

While out for a night on the town with his mistress Cray stops to listen to the sing off.

"Very entertaining, but it ended too soon. Next time take requests. I'd be willing to pay to hear you both sing heavy metal rock ballads dedicated to Stan_Smith."

Clings to her lover Cray 

" You just got the most brilliant idea love "

Stan looks bewildered at Cray and Viene

You have not spent anytime in the Romantics HQ every night AlabamaWorley and Horny_Rubberduck dule it out with Tubas now i am not talking ordinary tubas. These are huge fucking TUBAS in capital letters and underlined.

Now you want Absolute and captaintemo to sing to me?

What kind of madness is this? Though i guess if one of them can sing Steel panthers Community Property that could be interesting.

Congratulations to both of you, are you available for bookings? My cousin's wedding is coming up soon and having either of you, or both of you perform would be way better as a gift than a food processor

Jake what brand food processor?