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The Legend of Jesse "Fearless J" Wellens | Started by: Leper on Dec 12, '13 09:59 |
Leper hobbles his way down a dark, deserted alley, supporting himself with a cane. He walks alone. Solitude has never been a problem for Leper, as his appearance makes him uncomfortable to look at and his raspy voice uncomfortable to listen to. He is a sick and decrepit man, muttering in a raspy voice as he limps through the Chicago slums. From behind, a figure emerges...
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Sounds to me like we have a young KingBenny in the makings. They even look a little bit alike honestly. | |
Reply by: Ragnarok at Dec 12, '13 11:18 | |
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This is a disaster of a story, please edit and revise. Leaves with a faint but familiar scent of cheese, indicating his past relation to the infamous Cheese Syndicate |
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Reply by: JesseWellens at Dec 12, '13 22:29 | |
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Leper thank you for that story, I feel so much more safer and secure now knowing that the Legend that is JesseWellens Is a member of the Purring Penquins. Goes back to leaving his door unlocked at night knowing that Jesse "Fearless J" Wellens is there to protect him |
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Reply by: Chow_Haynes at Dec 13, '13 04:39 | |
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Indeed Mr. Chow, and feel safe you should. JesseWellens, or Fearless J as many people call him, is also known as The Protector. Legend has it, whatever his gun touches is protected for hours | |
Reply by: Leper at Dec 14, '13 01:10 | |
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Rest in peace, JesseWellens. Even in death, may your legend live on. If anyone knows the whereabouts of his next of kin, please give him my sympathies and condolences. As is evident by the suit he was buried in, JesseWellens was fond of pictures of topless muscular men. I imagine his son will be wearing something similar. That might help make him easier to spot. Thanks in advance. |
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Reply by: Sandman at Jan 02, '14 02:04 | |
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While Tokyo was on her nightly stroll through the village, walking her pet iguana she came across two little old ladies retelling a tale about a great man. She leaned in and listened to the ladies, when they finished she stole their purses. She also stole one of the arms of one of the grandmas. As she walked home, munching on the arm, she talked to her pet. Jesse "Fearless J" Wellens. Sounds like a great hero of hobo's and bums. Don't you think SpaceCadet? She nodded down to her iguana. It nodded up at her. They were both in agreement of the greatest bench warmer in history. The stories say, he even had his own cheerleading team. |
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Reply by: TokyoZombi at Jan 03, '14 07:39 | |
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