Going about her daily business, Ziva had almost had a heart attack when she'd noticed the drastically altered appearance of Gaius. Blinking, double taking, she had stopped and stared as he'd sashayed past her. After almost a full minute of shocked silence - a true feat for Ziva, who despite her tiny size, was not in possession of a tiny voice box - she'd dragged her mouth up from the ground and stumbled on along the streets. Everything she had previously thought to be true was now in question.

Gaius... was a princess? And not JUST a princess. A MERMAID princess!?

In her deeply shocked state, she found herself tucked up in her favorite coffee shop, cradling a comforting cup of tea.

Suddenly, it struck her and she exclaimed outloud.

They could make one of those animated movie reel thingies about this! Y'know, if that shit ever catches on...

and trails off into a mumble. Feeling inspired, she begins to scribble down a few thoughts, which soon arrange themselves into quite the catchy little tune.

A familiar wave of confidence taking over her, the type that by now had oft inspired street performances by herself and her ancestors, she headed out onto the streets and began to sing.

Gaius has gone all princessy,
Over the Motor City way,
But now he's a pretty princess,
Maybe that tattoo was a mistake.
Looking at the suits around him,
Our there in Detroit city,
There's fantastic fashion around him,
I see why he went princessy!

Out in DT,
Out in DT,
Princesses are better
though Fleas tutu got us wetter,
out in DT!

Jasmirane's a princess too,
Odin, there's an idea for you!
Gaius is devoted
to being a princess for the moment,
out in DT!

Down in Detroit they're all so happy
cause tiaras is how they roll,
In the Windy City we all ain't happy
cause tiaras ain't how we roll
But over in Philly they're even less lucky,
they face an even worser fate,
cause even when Ragnar gets hungry,
gravy ain't gonna be on their plate!

Out in DT,
Out in DT,
Nobody beats them,
beautiful princesses them,
out in DT!

Ziva smiles at Vincenzo.

I suggest you respond to it for what it is, Mr Giovanni. Merely a little joke. Although, there's absolutely nothing at all wrong with being a princess!

I wonder who this 'Flea' chap is...he seems amazing.

gotta agree with you on that... who might that guy be

He is most definitely very special.

Artistic license forced me to refer to coffee shop persona, my apologies.