Hello everyone. I would like to introduce to you all my up coming theater!

Slasher pulls out a poster, and unrolls it to show it off.

Now its not a regular theater people.

Slasher looks at everyone in front of him with incitement waiting to burst.

Do you have a business to show off?

Do you have a story to show off?

Do you have a ad to present?

Or do you have a story to show off?

You can here! It costs monthly, and it cost very little. I want to see more imagination. So come people show the world what you can do. If you have a idea, just let me know.

Slasher pulls out a staple gun and staples it to a telephone pole.

Have fun!