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Lurch Laundering, LLC. : State of the Union Started by: Lurch on Mar 18, '14 18:06

We have lost all intial fundings. This was due to personal greed of Lurch in conducting $10,000,000 bets. We were at a high of $52,000,000. This money CAN & WILL be returned in full with interest. I know I will be able to get this money returned within 5 days of this posting. I got money hungry and didn't think of consequences. Failure to apply my own system. I have funding being imported in and with that - I will be back on top.

Why inform? Because it is the right thing to do.

I do not want to lie, cheat & steal - old behaviors that led my ancestry into the ground.

Please hold on. Money will be returned in a timely fashion. It is grind time.

Without further ado, Lurch Laundering, LLC. is on haitus for the time being why we recoup our losses.

Nothing is gone forever. Just stalled.

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Majority of investments were accepted on a 7 day term basis for full return guarantee. I am within that time frame. Just being honest with current investors. 

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Current Standings: Total Cash: $13,048,152

I am working a slow but guaranteed recovery gambling method.. low progressive betting and calculated blackjack.

If you are owed any money by me. Send me your receipts. I need an updated track of everything as of RIGHT NOW. 

2 have been paid back already.

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I revieved my investment today of 300k, also a 200k return on top.
thanks lurch :)
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Have no fear! We are on the up & up!

Total Cash: $20,819,835

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I have to say Lurch, I got little nervous when you came to me abut this business opportunities for the public and what I did I say?

Alot of people will look at this as a scam.

 

But if you take in Investors and pay them back plus winnings this will go smoothly, If you do the right thing and do it right. 

 

Now I know your operation took a hit, But you did the right thing and handled it perfect and informed investors and started a Union to guarantee these people money, I like what I'm seeing. 

Keep up the good work. 

 

Like Lurch stated, every investor is promised money back not matter what cost with a 7 day grace period.

Lurch Laundering LLC. Insures it. They guarantee it.

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$4,500,000 paid back so far! That's initial investment + interest!

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Anyone who is doubting Mr. Lurch here, think again. 

I gave him 3,750,000 and I recieved 4,000,000 within 2 days. 

I can safely vouch for Mr. Lurch and his work, keep it up good sir!

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To be fair, you did tell me right from the start that you are gambling this money, so there was allways a risk that you may lose it.
I guess its a risk we all took, and its nice to know that even though you did lose it, your now making a garentee on its return :)
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PROBLEM HAS BEEN RESOLVED.

 

PLEASE MESSAGE ME FOR A FULL RETURN ON YOUR INVESTMENTS!

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Thats correct George_Knottle, he guarantees it on good faith for business. 

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