I forgot to salt my fries, I'm glad I stumbled upon this thread as it solved my problem.

Dan, I didn't even come at you and since you came at me. I will share with you all a home video of Me, Desmand, and Dan as young GOATS.

http://i.imgur.com/wp2xE.gif

As you can clearly see, I was the alpha GOAT aka KingGOAT of the group, I clearly jump over Dan and kick little Desmand clear in the back.

I also run over to Cantillon to see if he had anything to say about it, that is the day he deemed me KingGOAT of everything.

Someone called for THE GOAT?

Who are you again?

The GOAT was summoned earlier, why do you think you weren't here sooner? 

If someone called for the GOAT the second last person they'd call is you Desmand.

Takes me a long time to get down from my tier 1 pedestal. 

Fuck The GOATS i am THE BEAST!!!

You mean it takes you a long time to climb up from tier 30 pedestal, up to my tier 1 GOAT pedestal. Step up or step off. 

I'm sorry friends. I apologize for my harsh, salty words. I had been bathing in the Balkans and the salt absorbed into my soul.

Dan smiles at the remembrance of Desmand, Johnny and Dan as young GOATs.

Oh my salt...