Goku steps up to the podium to announce another wonderful contest.

Come one, come all, all ye bards and poets. We invite you to show us your rhyming chops! 

Your goal is to write a poem that includes a certain set of words inside it. Poems will be judged on wit, structure, and hilarity. 

Your poem must include each of the following words at least once.

Goat
Tier 1
Falure
Salty
pls respond
confirmed
Wackback
Toasted
over 9000
No name C
trucked
nubs
Pleb
Trollerino
Bandito Blood
Easy points

 The contest will end at 00:00 tomorrow, April 4th. Prizes are as follows:

1st - 15 credits

2nd - 7 credits

3rd - 2 million cash

Erm. April 5th. My bad.

Post them here, please 

Here's my attempt:

There once was a tier 1 GOAT, who got on a boat.
His dream you see, was to sail the salty sea.
This goat was not your average no name c, out at sea.
He was not alone, for nubs and plebs were in his zone.
Easy points he thought, as he fought.
He was destined to falure as their trollerino level was over 9000.
The poor goat was trucked to begin with, as he thought bandito blood was a myth.
Of course this led to a confirmed wackback, which he knew was whack.
With all his other options toasted, he sent out a pls respond message which he posted.

Hope there is a booby prize in this contest, if not here goes:

Once there was a tier 1 goat

He arrived on a salty boat

Much trollerino said a No name C

Over 9000 easy points like a G

One pleb could guess

All the nubs toasted playing chess

Confirmed Falure

This is no allure

Bandito blood spilling

Trucked people be trilling

Pls respond said a man named Jack

Who just had a major wackback

I claim all booby prizes TYVM   *coughs*  what? >.>

Poem Entry

Its Easy Points to
Trollerino Bandito Blood
Pleb, the Nubs get Trucked.
Cause you're just a No Named C
Until your Wackbacks
Are OVER 9000.
pls Respond!
I need to know, is it confirmed?
Is GOAT toasted or just salty?
Nevermind, I see you are just
a Tier 1 falure

Goat boat moat
Tier 1 tier 2 3 bang bang
Falure you are of the mother nature
Salty is salt -ature
pls respond or not i dont give a fuck
confirmed you can eat my duck
Wackbackity ackity backity back
Toasted toast i eat french toast
over 9000 is my power level
No name C or D or A or B
trucked yes that's a mode of transportation
nubs i don't know what it means
Pleb this either
Trollerino this is what i do now
Bandito Blood i am genius
Easy points i have coin

Someone should've alerted me to this :P Now it's too late.

There is still 4 hours left to the competition.

There once was a Billy Goat, who really liked to gloat

About his friend, A tier 1 man, named Dan.

Dan was a falure, but also a saviour.

He preferred his fries salty

And this made his singing skills more than faulty.

Dan often hung around next to a pond

And to his friends, he would never respond.

Dan always asked if he could get things confirmed

And to the answer, he squirmed.

Dan always believed he was bringing sexy back

When all he really got was a wackback.

Dan called together meetings in the woods, which he always hosted

He would bring out the marshmallows and ask "WHO WANTS THEIRS TOASTED?"

Dan's sweg rating is well over 9000

Which makes most people want to bury their heads in the sand.

Dan had a contact on his mobile titled "No name C"

My guess is, he is the man that would deliver the D.

Dan's mood on a Sunday morning would be best described as trucked

Because we all knew the night before, his eyebrows had been plucked. 

Dan has often referred to his crew as nubs

Well at least we have seen a pair of boobs.

I fight back and call him a pleb

Then he says "I didn't mean you beb."

I hate it when Dan says trollerino

It makes me want to burn his face with a boiling hot cappuchino.

Dan has the power because of his Bandito Blood

But that certainly does not make him a stud.

Dan mugs me for easy points

One more time and I will dissemble every one of your joints.

<3 you Morty.

I know there's still four hours, but I'm a bit caught up... and this could take a while to write something good. 

Mako stumbles forward, completely blazed and blasted, where he shakes his head.

"Damn shame actually. I sent a list of the competitions and where to find them to the all the crewleaders and their hands. I'm sorry that yours didn't notify his crew. I thought everyone liked a chance to win free money and credits."

With a nod, he turns up a whiskey bottle and throws the empty bottle against the side of a building.

Nah, I got the massmail. My fault really for not reading a bit deeper... Afterall, I did have a nice stint as a poet. 

Dan posts a sign where the man known as Noobku Goku stood. Further upon inspecting the sign you see:

"This event is over! The judges be judgin' and a winner will be announced within 24 hours"

Dan hammered the sign down next to the trusty "Don't feed the troll" sign.