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GOAT Poetry Competition | Started by: Goku on Apr 03, '14 21:32 |
Goku steps up to the podium to announce another wonderful contest. Come one, come all, all ye bards and poets. We invite you to show us your rhyming chops! Your goal is to write a poem that includes a certain set of words inside it. Poems will be judged on wit, structure, and hilarity. Your poem must include each of the following words at least once.
The contest will end at 00:00 tomorrow, April 4th. Prizes are as follows: 1st - 15 credits 2nd - 7 credits 3rd - 2 million cash |
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Erm. April 5th. My bad. |
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Reply by: Goku at Apr 04, '14 01:51 | |
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Mr.Goku would you like us to post our poems here or send them to one of the lovely judges to hold onto until they are ready to judge then? | |
Reply by: Grunt at Apr 04, '14 02:00 | |
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Post them here, please |
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Reply by: Goku at Apr 04, '14 02:00 | |
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Sitting in this room, I look at how I've excelled and blundered. Wanting for more but getting no lore. Asking for love but losing it all. Being a drunkard but happily sober. Wishing for bad when there's so much soul. I but I alone wishing for love to fill a home. "Fuckin' Fighting it's all the same." No matter how far you go you'll still go insane. Looking to the God's asking when the hour is to late. And bam, one explosion and your molecules disintegrate and there's no worries no problem; just the bracing of impact. As the wind blows and the rain's turn into snow, how the leaves turn green and then fall to our knees. It's a cycle that never ends. That's life. Nothing more, so why are we kept on that social norm. I have to do this and that with no amount of impact on our daily lives. It's a shame a curse a pill of insanity. Yet we ask ourselves, are we really going insane? Could it be I said the fly as he zooms through the air, seconds for us are days to him; soon he'll be dead. SPLAT! goo on your hand. The ending of life is never great or serene like the movies make you believe. No noble or heroic deaths. Just a coffin with a crying family at your shoulder. Nighty night said the fly as you flush it down the toilet, or you wipe it off into the plastic society. Leaving s oon in the morn' with it's brothers and sisters to the landfill's we help provide. That receive trash on a daily, vultures screeching high. I want to get out of here! Can't you see? My smile is almost gone but we haven't reached the fall. The climax containing the infallible information that consistently retract and attracts my consciousness and your incompetence, open your mouth when you speak, don't you know its rude when you eat? Was that all jumbled up? Maybe on ambition or full on recognition of the subliminal minds that retract and attract like the rewind I designed? Do you want me to continue on the coolness of your shoes bra, the swank of your hat? The car you drive in, the money you flash. All turned away with a loud sound car crash. You awake with paramedics running around. You feel a warm ooze coming from your crown. Am I dieing this very instant? Will I live to drive, fly, be my expensive existence? Ca ca says the crow. This isn't a love show. But one of a lesson to all of you people out there. It's not about the successful lives you gain through the manipulation of a people whose hysteria can be harnessed with a few select words. Nor being with the social norm that slander and banter my people, your people, our people. One nation is what it said. Not two not three not four or more. Just you and I, working for a existence that we can show no gore. Loving and caring is all that matters. ba bum ba bum ba bum. The man awakes to the faces of his family. His mother father and sisters are there. Soon grandma and grandpa will be aching through the door. To sit beside the man they once knew, wishing and hoping he makes it through. "Stop this nonsense, close the play. I am making a change this very day." I love you mother, I love you father. You mean the world to me, it's because of you that I've striven to be I. Sister's, grandmother and father. I look at you today and tears fill my eyes, the doctor says I'm lucky to survive. I think now of growing up, on your big lawn grandpop with the flowers and sun. Running around with you sis was the greatest love cherished to all. I see more people coming in but I just want to let you know; Though my heart may stop, and my blood may stop its flow, I've always felt the need to tell you I've only tried to survive. That this world we live in is full of crooks and beggars, thieves and badgers. But remember this and hold it dear; I love you all for I and I have never been so close since those precious years." The man falls back, the screen goes black. We get up and leave the theater to live our lives.There are some lessons that are clear, but wake up and explore your life as there is meaning with every breath you take, every thought you make, or the words you intake. This is I saying goodbye, for I and I are one in the same. I win by default |
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Reply by: JamesCoonan at Apr 04, '14 02:33 | |
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Here's my attempt: There once was a tier 1 GOAT, who got on a boat. |
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Reply by: Shanks at Apr 04, '14 02:39 | |
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Hope there is a booby prize in this contest, if not here goes:
Once there was a tier 1 goat He arrived on a salty boat Much trollerino said a No name C Over 9000 easy points like a G One pleb could guess All the nubs toasted playing chess Confirmed Falure This is no allure Bandito blood spilling Trucked people be trilling Pls respond said a man named Jack Who just had a major wackback |
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Reply by: Jericho at Apr 04, '14 03:17 | |
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There once was a tier 1 scrub Salty failure nub toasted pleb Yes Dan was all of the above In a war a pro was easy points when the man thought he had a truck But we really did think he started to suck When all he did was wackback He was a no name c his name started with a d His rage level was over 9000 He cried everyday he was saddened He paid for it in bandito blood Pls respond they would say until the day he took manhattan He hit 120 now it was time to gloat it was confirmed Dan had become a tier 1 Godfather GOAT |
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Reply by: Defy at Apr 04, '14 06:12 | |
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I claim all booby prizes TYVM *coughs* what? >.> Poem EntryIts Easy Points to |
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Reply by: Integra at Apr 04, '14 17:07 | |
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Goat boat moat |
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Reply by: Nello at Apr 04, '14 18:43 | |
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Someone should've alerted me to this :P Now it's too late. |
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Reply by: Ascanius at Apr 04, '14 19:55 | |
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There is still 4 hours left to the competition. |
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Reply by: DanTheMan at Apr 04, '14 20:20 | |
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There once was a Billy Goat, who really liked to gloat About his friend, A tier 1 man, named Dan. Dan was a falure, but also a saviour. He preferred his fries salty And this made his singing skills more than faulty. Dan often hung around next to a pond And to his friends, he would never respond. Dan always asked if he could get things confirmed And to the answer, he squirmed. Dan always believed he was bringing sexy back When all he really got was a wackback. Dan called together meetings in the woods, which he always hosted He would bring out the marshmallows and ask "WHO WANTS THEIRS TOASTED?" Dan's sweg rating is well over 9000 Which makes most people want to bury their heads in the sand. Dan had a contact on his mobile titled "No name C" My guess is, he is the man that would deliver the D. Dan's mood on a Sunday morning would be best described as trucked Because we all knew the night before, his eyebrows had been plucked. Dan has often referred to his crew as nubs Well at least we have seen a pair of boobs. I fight back and call him a pleb Then he says "I didn't mean you beb." I hate it when Dan says trollerino It makes me want to burn his face with a boiling hot cappuchino. Dan has the power because of his Bandito Blood But that certainly does not make him a stud. Dan mugs me for easy points One more time and I will dissemble every one of your joints.
<3 you Morty. |
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Reply by: Grimes- at Apr 04, '14 20:44 | |
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I know there's still four hours, but I'm a bit caught up... and this could take a while to write something good. |
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Reply by: Ascanius at Apr 04, '14 20:45 | |
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Mako stumbles forward, completely blazed and blasted, where he shakes his head. "Damn shame actually. I sent a list of the competitions and where to find them to the all the crewleaders and their hands. I'm sorry that yours didn't notify his crew. I thought everyone liked a chance to win free money and credits." With a nod, he turns up a whiskey bottle and throws the empty bottle against the side of a building. |
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Reply by: Mako at Apr 04, '14 21:39 | |
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Nah, I got the massmail. My fault really for not reading a bit deeper... Afterall, I did have a nice stint as a poet. |
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Reply by: Ascanius at Apr 04, '14 22:04 | |
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My rhyme contains so much more substance.... | |
Reply by: JamesCoonan at Apr 04, '14 22:23 | |
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Dan posts a sign where the man known as "This event is over! The judges be judgin' and a winner will be announced within 24 hours" Dan hammered the sign down next to the trusty "Don't feed the troll" sign. |
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Reply by: DanTheMan at Apr 05, '14 00:11 | |
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