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The Distinctive Horns of the GOATs | Started by: Ascanius on Apr 16, '14 00:50 |
There are a lot of goats going around here with beautiful and even complex horns. However, each goat is different. It’s hard to say who the best is and who has the prettiest horns. GOAT as an acronym is standing for Greatest of All Time, but can there be more than one who is the greatest? I’d like to think as a tribe of goats, the acronym may be fitting as a collective group, but not just for one singular goat. Their horns however are quite distinct and reflect their personalities, and this is something that perhaps could require some study. The current goats to my knowledge are as follows (if there are others, I'd be glad to analyze them). I will give a brief description of each.
This ends the description of the GOAT’s tribe. There are a plethora of other animals, a BEAST, Lion, Monkey (Sayian), and a Rainbow Polar Bear. Amethyst has a Teddy There’s even a Satellite. But those won’t be discussed today. Perhaps sometime comparatively. However, what can be gained from this breakdown of the GOATs? It’s hard to pinpoint an exact thesis, but as for a purpose of discussing them, it is quite simple: They are goats and they should be fed grass and pet. It isn’t just about keeping them happy. Goats in petting zoos aren’t particularly happy animals, and luckily these goats are free roaming. However, a petting zoo is a place to go to enjoy the company of animals, even goats, and get to know them. Goats enjoy attention, and some goats I have discussed especially like their horns touched, though they may be a bit apprehensive at first. In the end, it’s good to get to know the goats, and understand them. It’s mutually beneficial. So next time you pass by a goat, try to give him some grass or whatever they may fancy (it might be your leather shoe though you can probably steer them away from doing that… I think BabyGOAT is a shoe eater), and give them a pet. If that goes okay, maybe they’ll let you touch their lovely horns though it may take some coaxing. I have begun to develop horns myself, but I am only a little RAM (acronym still pending). I’m not too sure if I’d want strangers touching them. |
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shoutout for the MakoGOAT. |
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Reply by: DanTheMan at Apr 16, '14 00:54 | |
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Reply by: Ascanius at Apr 16, '14 01:01 | |
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Dan pets the MakoGOAT whilst remembering a picture of him as a young GOAT. You were so adorable once, Mako. |
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Reply by: DanTheMan at Apr 16, '14 01:19 | |
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Once? Good sir Dan, Mako came from a super sayian, he is more beautiful than the baby goat and almost as smart as the GingerGoat. | |
Reply by: Capitalist at Apr 16, '14 01:22 | |
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This shit cracked me up. I'm rolling on the floor laughing guys.... |
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Reply by: AssChicken at Apr 16, '14 01:34 | |
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Mako will never be more beautiful than myself | |
Reply by: TaylorNoname at Apr 16, '14 01:38 | |
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Such Lulz. Such very extreme lulz. |
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Reply by: Kittyhawk at Apr 16, '14 01:40 | |
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I'm with kittyhawk such very extreme lulz. | |
Reply by: AssChicken at Apr 16, '14 02:09 | |
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