*From the entry of the church a black casket that holds the recently deceased can be seen. And though it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust to the dim light, you see a woman in a black veil place a white rose on the casket. You watch as she wipes a tear from her eye. She lights a candle in remembrance of the deceased and walks down the aisle wiping the tears that are now cascading down her cheeks.

The only light inside the church is from the flickering candles on the altar. The candlelight casts an eerie glow across the priest's face. He hangs his head as he starts to read...*

"Friends, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects to our friend, God. May he rest in peace. Those wishing to pay their respects may do so at this time."

Three days later...

God has risen from the dead.

Replay realizes the profoundness of what he has just seen! The rising of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ! He knows he must bow down before such a wonder.

"Hallelujah! The lord God has risen. Praise be to God! We are all blessed to see this mighty occurrence, and I hope that we are only worthy of you."

Minding his own business it was another day to find another prostitute, all these woman Tepid had stuck it to, he was sure to die of AIDS, that didn't bother him though, he wasn't afraid to die in any situation, his family have money he sends back home every month and a great will too, they were all set up. Walking past an old church he could hear the shouts of those inside, one stood out from the rest. Tepid didn't really say anything as a few came walking out looking rather close to one another. 'Now that's what I need', Tepid thought to himself. Laughing at the ridiculous people that actually spend the time to go to church, he walks away with his penis slightly growing over thoughts of sex.

Ether quietly sauntered up to the church doors to see what the gathering crowd was gawking at. Turns out it was a funeral for God.

'What a waste of time,' Ether mumbled to himself as he made his way back down the church steps and into the street. He knew these scam artists well enough to know that the collection plate sure wasn't benefiting the needy.

The more Ether began to think about it the more he knew the priest meant to say Jesus. A funeral for an omnipotent, all-knowing, creator of Heaven and Hell being held at this run down church by these false prophets? Yeah, he meant Jesus.

not to get technical but didnt jesus rise from the dead 3 days later? (son of god)

in the books I have read its Jesus that rise from the dead and not god 

But it was much easyer at that time, he just had t move a rock not dig himself 6 feet up from the ground and in a coffin 

God is God the all being 

Jesus is son of god but god in human form

The holy spirit is the the breath/life of god

All three are god the holy trinity

WHAT KIND OF EXPERIMENTS DID THEY DO ON YOU!??!

DateMike blends in with the crowd and tries scoping out the hotties.