I am planning on starting a new shop in the Chicago business district. The thing is, I need to know what flavors of ice cream I should sell there. What kind of flavors do the people of MR want to be able to buy?

I am personally a fan of vanilla. Not just any vanilla, but good quality vanilla. Not that shit that they sell in crap diners, abut the kind that has little flecks of vanilla bean in it. 

What is your favorite flavor?

The kind that your poor ass can't afford.

Cookie dough is a really good flavor to add to your menu too, Blu. 

my favorite is caramel, and i like a lot dark chocolate, strawberry, banana,  bubblegum, pistachio, and basically i like all ice cream flavors.

No bubblegum. That is lamer than my legs. Dark chocolate is good. Strawberry and banana are also good.

Not so sure if I want to sell cookie dough. Swaggdinero might hang around my shop then, and this needs to remain a classy joint.

Malaga is my all time favourite, plus Cocos would do too.

Malaga? I've never heard of this flavor. What does it taste like?

The only way it would go bankrupt is if riff raff like you, swagg, come around too often. It would scare away all the paying customers.

I suppose you could keep vanilla in the "People with Bad Taste" section. But what you really need is chocolate, butterscotch and blackcurrant. Now those are flavors that will actually sell. Good point on the cookie dough :P 

The odds are always in my favor! Especially when your types stay away!

Now, butterscotch and black currant sound like wonderful flavors! I'll put them right next to the Vanilla, with the good ice cream.

Swagg means "may the odds be ever in your flavor."

hur hur hur.

I don't think he is literate to have ever read that book. His knowledge base is lower than that of a child with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Are you sad Swaggdinero? Is it because I have so much more swag then you could ever hope for? I think so.

SwaggLESSdinero.