On Sunday July 27 at 14:00 game time, BlackJack will be hosting a poker tournament with a $1,000,000 game cash buy in and $10,000,000 cash bonus that goes towards the pot. Details are as follows:

• The buy in is 1,000,000 chips.
• There is a 10,000,000 chip pot bonus sponsored by BlackJack.
• Everyone will begin with 25,000 chips.
• Payout Schedule:
  • 1st Place: 50% of the pot.
  • 2nd Place: 30% of the pot.
  • 3rd Place: 20% of the pot.
• The tournament starts at 14:00 game time. No shows will be removed shortly there after.
  • If you are removed as a no show, your chips will be refunded and removed from the pot.
• Blinds will go up a small amount every 8 minutes.
• There will be a 5 minute break about every 30 minutes for those with smoking habits and\or small bladders.

To join this tournament, follow these instructions:

1. Go to http://mafiareturns.com/poker/
2. If you do not have a poker account, please create one.
3. Make sure you have the 1,000,000 chips in your account by clicking on "Buy Chips".
4. Click "Play Poker!".
5. Once the poker game loads up, click on the "Tournaments" tab in the Lobby window.
6. Choose the "Official Tournament"
7. Click the "Register" button.
8. A window will confirm that you want to register for the tournament and pay your 1,000,000 chip buy in. Click "Yes".

To play in the tournament on sunday night:

1. Repeat steps 1 through 4, skipping step 2 and 3 as you have already bought in.
2. Your tournament table will pop up in the poker game automaticly when the game starts. Have fun.

Remember, you must register before the tournament to play. Once it has begun registration is closed.

If you have any questions, feel free to mobmail enkindle.

Yep, it's only in announcements for visibility. 

Reading "poker tournament" and clicking through is hardly a hardship. You've already spent more time complaining about it and suggesting solutions than it will every possibly waste you.

Also, two times is hardly regular, if it does become properly regular to have tournaments we plan to build a system for it into MR.