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| The News Room | Started by: Texasbulldog on Aug 31, '14 23:55 |
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Today in news, there has been an outbreak of gang members overrunning, the states. They seem to be following a certain Tyler Durden. There have been countless murders sweeping the nation like a wildfire. The body count is unknown today, but our best reporters are out on streets right now getting answers. In other news, a new street thread is out entertaining the people with tales of murder and triumph. Also there seems to be a new reply on the Cartel Carnival. Were not clear how true that is but our sources say so. The police were called to a local laundromat where they found the business owner shaken up. He tells the police that two men barged in and shoved him to the ground where he broke his arm in the fall. They proceeded to fire off rounds into the cedar door where they ransacked the room and took an unknown amount of money from the safe. The two robbers then started to argue with one another leading up to a homicide in the alley. The murder left on foot and is at large right now. If you have any idea on the whereabouts of this man feel free to make a police report at your local station. That concludes the news for today, please stay with us for more breaking news and updates. Until next time. |
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Breaking news coming outta Inglewood, LA tonight. Police arrive to a grisly murder scene in the back alley of a well know social spot. Upon arriving at the seen they discover a body hanging half out of a dumpster. It appears to be the body of Dixie Normus who is known to be a prostitute in the streets. After further examination they discover an impressive amount of used lubricated rubbers stuffed into the vaginal cavity. They also discovered a reasonably good amount of semen in the rectum and mouth cavity. The LAPD has refused to release a statement on the ongoing investigation. We will have more on this subject as soon as we hear it. You Are watching The News Room Live in LA, stay tuned to hear more about the ongoing investigation. That about wraps it up for tonight, Until Next Time. |
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| Reply by: Texasbulldog at Sep 01, '14 03:17 | |
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This just in, coming out of New York, A local school field trip turned gruesome as they find what appears to be a body on the sea floor. Also in news today Do Ciggarettes kill? We have one man claiming he has developed a disease already. Plus do you really know what your buying and the prices your paying at your local supermarket? Let's get down to business as we take you to our first story. It seemed like a day of joy and happiness as the kids of the local school were taken out on a scuba diving adventure. The class started at the docks where little Susie Q made a gruesome discovery in the depths of the dark waters under the dock. There, on the floor handcuffed and gagged was a man wearing cement shoes standing up almost glued to the ocean floor. Police have already pulled the man out, they have refused to release a name on just who this mystery man was. We will keep you Updated. In other news, a man claims to be coughing up blood. Yes I said it, Blood, he says this has been going on ever since he picked up his smoking habit. He says it started with one or two a day but quickly turned into more then twenty a day. Wow, the man currently resides in the Dante Hospital of Better Learning where he is being treated. Is this a hoax? Who knows we will have more updates on this story as they come in. Finally, the food in your local market, is it safe are you getting charged to much for it? Sources say some is safe and some is not, some contain a high amount of fat in it which is known to be the leading cause of heart attacks according to scientists. Which foods are they you ask? Foods like chicken and pork and beef, but don't take our word for it. Ask your local butcher he knows all about it yet he still sells it just to make a quick dollar. Food is overpriced these days, your average chicken should only cost 2 pennies. Turkey a littlemore filling only 5 pennies. People stand up for your rights and your bellies. This concludes this segment of the news room, thank you for watching stay tuned for more updates. Until Next Time |
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| Reply by: Texasbulldog at Sep 01, '14 17:51 | |
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| Reply by: Texasbulldog at Sep 01, '14 17:59 | |
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Today in news, What looks like it could be one of the most brutal massacres Delaware has ever seen. Not far into Delaware at a local shipyard, reporters state that there are over 60 bodies presumed dead laying on the docks and inside a barge by the name of JFI. These numbers do not include the bodies believed to be thrown overboard. Sources say it was a shipment of illegal booze entering the city, but were not clear on that part yet. Police have confiscated crates upon crates of illegal weapons from the lower deck of the barge, no illegal booze has been found yet. The captain of the ship believed to be Former Navy Captain John Cook was found gunned down his quarters and he is added to the number of bodies being autopsied. Stranger even more, civilians say they saw what appeared to be a black shadow walking through the boat and leaving without a sound. Could he be the missing link in this already horrifying massacre? We will keep you posted as our sources come in with new news in this ongoing investigation. Until Next Time. |
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| Reply by: Texasbulldog at Sep 02, '14 18:18 | |
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