{It's been a long arduous day out in the cold Chicago streets...... conning little old ladies out of their retirements, and intimidating small time hot dog vendors to give me a cut of their 25 cent franks around the windy city ain't what it's cut out to be. Heading back to HQ there's only one thing that can turn my frown downside up - taking the remaining 10 puppies out for quick walk around the city so I can hopefully attract a nice dame and maybe get a date to one of the nice restaurants on N. Michigan Avenue}

Walking into HQ I notice an Out of Business sign, taking it down unceremoniously I scurry past The Boss and Domino trying not to attract their attention and head straight to the small pen setup in the back hangar. There they are the cutest bunch of fur and tails you ever did see...... I leash the pups straighten my tie and hat in the full length mirror and head on out to Oak Park district I saw some sweet lookers there earlier today maybe they'll flock my way when they see all these puppies.......

Slicking back my hair and playing with my toothpick as the dogs make a racket and push towards the door Enaento lets out a wicked smile and Domino sets her beer down and makes towards the door. She blocks the entrance as I try to hurry out, more tugged by the pups than by my anxious desire to get out unseen....

Domino: Hey kid you remember last time what happened when you took the dogs out for a walk?

Me: Yeah yeah no sweat don't worry ill make it quick not looking to get pinched. I promise I will take good care of em no run ins with the man......and ill even bring you back a sfogliatelle you'll love it promised.

Domino: Alright you better not give any of my schmookums away.....she stares long and hard at me forcing me to look down at the pups and nodding in agreement. You have my word Ms. Domino.

I make my way to Oak Park under the cover of dusk the sun is fast descending "better make this quick" I see two broads talking up a storm near a big maple next to the park bench and head there way clearly making as big of a scene as I can while pretending not to notice them.

All of a sudden as soon as I head towards them a mangy cat jumps out of a bush chasing a fluttering chicken and runs thru my legs as the fowl flies around my head...... all the dogs go crazy and get tangled up all throughout my legs tripping me up in the process and making me regret this little outing..... the ladies are pointing my way and laughing hysterically. Not one to add insult to injury I quickly undo the tangles and head back to HQ before night falls and some bat decides to attack me. Tony will never believe this when I tell him......

PS - if you were one of those ladies on the park bench out of the kindness of your heart message me your number I'd like to enjoy some good champagne and explain what happened for shits and giggles of course....

did i miss all the puppies!?!?

Luigi approaches the gentlemen.

"It's hard to find rabbits for sale around these lands. Dog puppies? Unless it's a rare breed where I could make a buck, I would take them for free."

Well if it's rabbits you need just let me know I can take you out to the Hamptons.

Run around the rich country clubs stringing little noose traps behind some bushes as we try to crash weddings and hookup with some seriously rich broads.

Once you get a few little rabbits they reproduce like well like freaking rabbits those crazy little sex machines.......

I hate the Hamptons elite so the only reason I'd head there would be to start a little havoc sounds like a perfect little adventure hehe

Heh sounds like a plan. I'm down for it, maybe I can borrow the wedding chandelier.

I get word that LuigiFarvacci out in Queens is looking to score some rabbits and maybe a chandelier. I round up a few things {cash, clothes, guns, cologne, rabbit nooses} to make the long trip out to New York and sneakily grab the car keys from Domino's coat near the bar.

Ill make sure to fill up the tank and bring back pastrami sandwiches so she wont knock my teeth out when I finally bring back the sweet ride...

I send word by telegram to New York to notify Luigi that I'm on my way and to clear his weekend cause we're about to get plastered and painted in the Hamptons. Starting up the car I get that static feeling that this is gonna be one hell of a weekend kind of like that new novel I just read by that F. Scott Fitzgerald guy. I put the car into gear and hop onto the I-90 expressway direction NY city, probably make it there by tomorrow morning if I don't stop. Good thing I brought all this taffy with me for the food cravings. I make it to NY city in record time pull around to the DeadRabbits HQ.

Luigi is there waiting for me. I forgot to mention to him in the telegram that I was bringing the puppies with me, they probably increase our chances of hooking up with the ladies and I can use them as miniature pillows to sleep next to - not sure how Domino is gonna react when she notices all her pups are MIA, her car is missing and I am nowhere to be found.

I pull up to Luigi and motion for him to hop in..........

sure! am always up for drinks. need to drown out the sorrow of no more puppies!!

''Yeah sorry about that''. Said Tony as he grabbed Miss Pinky by the hand to escort her to the bar.

No more puppies!!! How did I miss out on this!! 

 Tony is surprised to see everyone's interest in all these puppies, so he goes out of his way to let the people know about the current situation. 

 First of all, Domino has two puppies, which Tony was trying to get his hands on he explained. On top of this, Sky has eight which he also had to get back. Tony explained to the people his plans on how to get the puppies and encouraged them to go out of their way to get their hands on these rare puppies that En had bought from another country. He also explained that it was to be finders keepers, as long as they stayed out of HQ. 

Tony shooed everybody off the front lawn and went back into his basement to plot and scheme, plus the ACME catapult and Giant kite kit flying suit were almost getting here. This was gonna prove to be the best plot ever, well the second at least. The first was getting Dominos hair in the woods by the cabin.

I lovee puppiesss :)

En had gotten word of Tony's exploits. Domino was going through enough without this kind of headache. He decided to take matters into his own hands. En gathered some of his trusted people. 

Domino is going to kill us all if this isn't stopped. It is time Tony is taught a lesson. Go get his ass, rough him up and bring him to me. En instructed them.

En pointed at the door furious. They scurried out in search of Tony. An hour later a bloody and battered Tony was brought to his office. Two thugs roughly shoved him into a seat. One took a parting punch at Tony and one of Tony's teeth flew out of his mouth. The thugs stood behind him. En took his gun out of the drawer. HE looked at it and then looked at Tony.

You have 24 hours to get Domino her puppies back. If they are not accounted for by then, En said looking at his gun again, Well it ain't gonna be pretty. These are like her children. For every puppy not brought back you are going to lose a digit. Capiche? En gave him a look that showed he meant business. Get him out of here, En said in a deadpan voice.

En watched as his thugs dragged Tony out the door. He picked up the phone and called a lady he knew. Can you get someone over here to clean my office? he asked her. No, it's not too bad. Yet. he told her. Thanks doll. En hung up the phone. He looked at his watch and wrote down the time. He would check with Domino this time tomorrow.

I got a call from Tony waking me up out of my sleep. I had spent the entire night enjoying myself at the Diablos HQ dancing the night away with some real cool cats and talking up a storm with other associates from Chicago. This mobster life was really taking off and turning into what I had imagined when I left Sicily a couple weeks back. Tony was quick and to the point.......

"Listen Ciro I need you to meet me at my place and we gotta talk about those puppies. The Boss wants my hide for what's been going on and you and me both know you're just as guilty as me of trying to get rid of those little fur balls so we gotta straighten this thing out. our necks are on the line."  Tony hung up not giving me the time to process what he just said, but I understood and threw on my suit and ran out the door towards HQ.

I made it to our building after picking up some coffees and a few pastries, it's never a good thing to talk over an empty stomach.

"Hey Tony I made it as soon as I could, here I got you a pastry you're favorite and some coffee"

Tony smiled and Ciro could tell from his missing tooth and the bruises along his cheek that something serious had happened.

"Yo signori que bruto what happened to you?"

TonyMontana explained the situation and stressed the importance of getting all the puppies back to HQ today and that Enaento was none too happy and Domino was on the brink of a nervous breakdown.

During the next half hour they planned and plotted how to resolve this mess they had started. it was a good thing Tony had pretty much bought out the ACME catalogue and they had every apparatus known to man at their disposition. They would need every bit of ingenuity and cunning to get the remaining 8 puppies back from SebasianSky. Ciro was determined to help Tony and get themselves out of this ridiculous mess..........