Waking up in my office after a long night of drinking I take a deep breath and begin to gag from a fowl odor. I look down expecting to see a pool of vomit like normal from the drunkfest had the night before but find nothing. Puzzled I stumble to my feet and grab a pill from my desk to help with the pounding headache and walk out of my office. Glancing down the hall I see BrickHasAGrebade standing there playing with a grenade as always.

BrickHasAGrenade how many times have I told you no live grenades in our Headquarters! Do you smell that? I've never smelled anything so fowl in my life. 

BrickHasAGrenade motions over to show his disgust with the stench as well but it is clear he is not to blame. Continuing down the hall I find SaturnReturns playing with some rings he had stole the night before. The man loved rings and he seemed to never try and make a profit off of any of them but rather hoard them in his desk. Walking past him I took a deep breath, but found only the smell of gold and diamonds.

Do you smell that SaturnReturns?

​He nods and I continue down the hall to investigate further.  Next I run into SammySantos and xsemix counting stacks of money. It was quite the impressive take. I knew the two were planning on raiding a local warehouse but seems they made a couple trips.

Very impressive gentlemen, looks like the two of you had quite the night. Tell me did you have time to clean up or is that the two of you smelling up our god damn headquarters!

Looking straight up at me theY take a quick whiff and shake their heads.

Damn it tell me it's not just me and I should stop drinking.

The two laugh knowing I would never do such a thing but agree the odor is overpowering, and has been getting stronger the farther down the hall I go. I look into the office of my LHM where Heroin is on the phone with some local politicians cutting deals. I pop my head in and breath deeply. 

Smells good in here must not be you, have you smelt it out here? It's like something died!!

Heroin nods and motions to the air freshener on his desk

I see, sorry keep up the good work tell the Mayor we owe him for the other day.

That leaves one office at the end of the hallway where my RHM reverandmm80 calls home. He was an older man and normally hung out in the office handling the family finances, he only left the office when some local drug dealer was stepping on our turf. The closer I got to his door the worse it got, his door appeared to be locked so I knock. 

rev your ass in there?

No response came from the office. I called over Sammy, who rev had given his spare key to, and the door was unlocked. As the door swung open the most retched smell know to man came pouring out. Poor SammySantos couldn't handle it and went running to the bathroom. I heard everyone in the headquarters gagging behind me, and with my hangover in full swing I couldn't help but puke right there at the footsteps of the door.

Rev my god what is that man! It smells like you have a dying animal in here! What is wrong with your hair? Looks like you haven't brushed it in days man. I mean jesus man it smells like, like, like OLD PEOPLE!!!!! 

As I sit in my office wondering what all the fuss is about, I hear a lot of ruckus out in the HQ, I stand to look out the window. I think I hear the Boss coming down the hall, OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!

Well, xsemix.  Another sucessfull raid last night, can you beleive we were able to return three times?  Another sucessful job planned by that old man @reverandmm80.  I Don't know how he does it, the old man cant even remember where he put his beer when its next to him - yet he pulls of these great plans!

As we approach the HQ the smell is horried!  Normally when it's like this we find GinX passed out behind the doorway with as pool of vomit next to him - or a sleezy girl of the night walking past with more money then she has ever seen before stuffed down her bra - GinX never seems to remember these nights......It's not until the next morning when he starts questioning who stole his spare million dollars that he realises.

xsemix, watch out - as we enter you may see things you don't want to see.  Never mention the real details to GinX, he wont remember and he will put a bullet in your head.  Their is a reason any @BrayWyatt is on holidays....A drunk GinX and no lights....lets just say everyone here knows what went on but never mention it to him.

After building up courage, we open the door.  The hallway is empty, yet the smell is stronger then ever.  Thinking GinX was passed out in some random room, we decided to start counting the cash

Shortly after, GinX starts walking down the hallway...  He had his pants on, and a clean shirt.....looks like the smell wasn't him afterall.

Not us boss, not sure where it's coming from though.  Let me know when you find it!

A few minutes later GinX comes back, Sammy....I need THE key. Ginx appears distressed, oh shit....the old man is dead... I unlock the door and without looking sprint to the nearest toilet.  I....I can't beleive it, old age finally caught up to him.

Slowly walking back to the room, I hear GinX yelling about a shower, entering the room expecting the worst, only to see....Old man Rev looking out the windows with a blank look on his face.

Looks like the old man forgot to clean himself again.  Fuck, it gets worse every week.

Watching PaleRider dragging my most trusted out if his Headquarters I stop him. 

My man PaleRider, could you see to in that Sally the nurse down at Henry Ford Hospital bath him? She's his favorite I call her in when it gets bad. Let's just say he has a twinkle in his eye when she's around. 

PaleRider nods and heads out. I walk back into Headquarters and see the members of Alcoholics Anonymous standing around in a circle.

Can one of you run out and grab a half dozen air fresheners please!!!

I walk into the office and pour a stiff one.

SaturnReturns was still new in the HQ of the Alcoholics Anonymous. GinX told saturn to familiarize already the place. GinX toured Saturn at the vicinity.

"This would be your office for now" said GinX. 

The office was quite small.

"Just clean it up cause the previous guy who worked in this office was a little bit of drunk ass." GinX added while laughing."

Saturn replied, "Oh, Sure and thanks boss! I'll clean this up so that I could work in peace" Saturn laughed and gave GinX a big bounce."

"Btw, Saturn, can I have some that rings of yours?" Asked, GinX.

"Oh sure boss. Take this one, this ring is from the grave that I have dug last night and I believe that it was a godfather's grave. I just can't tell who it is because he is already an ash" (Saturn chuckled)

"Mmmm, impressive. That is why this ring smells like glory!" GinX replied while doing an evil laugh.

"Later Saturn and thanks for the ring!" - GinX

"No problem boss" - Saturn.

SaturnReturns started to clean his office. The room was really messy. Lot of dirts, running rats, broken bottle of beers and wines, and the smell was like an alcoholic's vomit.

"Yup, Boss was right. The previous guy who was in here really loves to kiss alcohol."

After an hour of cleaning, the place was already good. No broken bottles, no running rats, and has a good smell already. Then somebody knocked. It's GinX again.

"Mmm, impressive saturn. This room is already cool and clean. It's like a small heaven here! Haha lol. Btw, I'm here to invite you. I'm throwing a party at my office. Let's go and have some drinks" (GinX, with his party suit, was with his bodyguards and his bodyguards are carrying 5 bottles of Jack Daniels, 2 bottles of Tequilas, and cases of beers.)

"Wow boss, that's a lot of drinks you got there" -Saturn

"O come on man! What do you expect? Alcoholics Anonymous is the name! So come out there in your lil office and come join the fun!" - GinX

Saturn enters GinX's office. The music was loud and perfect. Then there he saw, rev, brick, sammy, kirito, xsemix, heroin, frank, bray, plasma, scole having a party with a group of sexy ladies.

Saturn's crew mates yelled, "There he is! C'mon saturn! Jump in! 

Saturn lit a cigarette, puffed and said,

"This is the smell of life" . . . . . . . . 

(Saturn joined the party)

Ciro had gone to Henry Ford Hospital to get some bullet fragments removed from his left shoulder. He had recently been in a shootout with the late great TonyMontana and things didn't end up too well. Tony was six feet under and Ciro had several scars and a new adopted daughter because of it.

He checked himself into the Hospital and was sent to the 3rd floor to await doctor for his minor procedure. On the way up the stairs Ciro could make out a ridiculously rank smell coming from above. He hesitated walking up the last flight of stairs to the third floor and paused to cough and catch his breath. He brought out his handkerchief and covered his nose to bare the stench. At one point his eyes started to water and he was sure they were sending him to the wrong part of the hospital.

"This must be the morgue were headed to!" He complained to the lovely nurse........

The pain in his shoulder being too great and the incessant bleeding coming thru his jacket made Ciro trudge on. He passed the room where the smell was the strongest and peering inside Ciro could see an old geezer laid out naked with his hair standing up like he just got hit by a lightning bolt. There was a nurse wearing a full on gas mask she also had a larges scrubber and bars of soap, there were several male nurses holding down the patient and he had a huge smile on his face and was trying to know the nurses gas mask off. It was just out of this world. Ciro also saw a pair of pants and old dress shirt hanging near the old geezers bed where suddenly two rats jumped out of and started scurrying on the floor. The rats headed straight for the male nurses as if defending their owner.

Ciro hurried past and was escorted by his nurse to the operating room where they would remove his bullet fragments. He really couldn't get out of here faster!