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Breaking News.again! | Started by: Mayhem on Oct 09, '14 01:01 |
Mayhem pulls a very old news paper clipping from his pocket and pinned it to an old dilapidated building, news paper clipping reads: "Notorious intergalactic gangster PizzaTheHutt was found dead after he locked himself in his limo and ate himself to death" Mayhem nervously looks around so he doesn't get pinched he briskly walks away screaming "Pizza for life!" |
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Mayhem,
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Reply by: PantiesBeDroppin at Oct 09, '14 01:17 | |
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I had too, he was a god. I nominate him for the Mafia hall of fame, who's with me? |
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Reply by: Mayhem at Oct 09, '14 01:25 | |
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I like Domino's Philly Cheese steak pizza | |
Reply by: HumanGrowthHormone at Oct 09, '14 01:28 | |
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well barf we don't have to pay pizzathehut the million space bucks | |
Reply by: PaleRider at Oct 09, '14 01:35 | |
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Spaceballs lol |
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Reply by: SaintMichael at Oct 09, '14 02:20 | |
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OrNah bows to -PizzaTheHut- staue still standing in Chicago. Your were amongst the greatest. No doubt. May this pizza god stand strong. OrNah Salutes |
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Reply by: OrNah at Oct 09, '14 02:22 | |
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No SaintMichael, they made the movie off of the real PizzaTheHut who was the greatest mafioso to ever walk these streets :) |
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Reply by: Mayhem at Oct 09, '14 02:23 | |
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This man deserves respect. I ask that you send your respect over to his statue. Sexybeast made that happen. |
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Reply by: OrNah at Oct 09, '14 02:33 | |
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PizzaTheHutt statue? You mean the fucking Bearderus statue? The one you all pissed and shit on heh. | |
Reply by: HumanGrowthHormone at Oct 09, '14 02:42 | |
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I believe they are 2 separate statues, both who represent 2 great mafioso's who wrote the book of how things are done around here, I guess we will all have to travel to CH and see for ourselves, I can say this, don't look into the eyes of the Statue of Bearderous, he will jam a huge cucumber in your eye socket, true story |
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Reply by: Mayhem at Oct 09, '14 02:47 | |
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I haven't seen this news clipping on a long time.
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Reply by: Heroin at Oct 09, '14 03:01 | |
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Mobster* |
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Reply by: Heroin at Oct 09, '14 03:01 | |
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I remember that day terrible. But I can tell you I never ever disrespected the Statue if Bearderus in any matter. |
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Reply by: Heroin at Oct 09, '14 03:10 | |
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Maybe i should just ask in private but what if there are others like me who dont know? Who was PizzaHut? |
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Reply by: ZoeyH at Oct 09, '14 03:59 | |
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ZoeyH, the name is purely legendary, it said that he once killed a stone with 2 birds. He was known to be the most powerful mafioso to ever grace these shores. |
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Reply by: Mayhem at Oct 09, '14 04:07 | |
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I really wish i could do that! I have never killed any type of rock before. haha Wow is there more stories about him like this? Im very intrigued! |
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Reply by: ZoeyH at Oct 09, '14 04:11 | |
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Theres alot of stories Miss ZoeyH. To many to be told. |
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Reply by: Towelie at Oct 09, '14 04:41 | |
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ZoeyH I may shed some light on to Legacy of The PizzaTheHutts
This Legend as Mayhem was explaining .Eventually after his death his Legacy lived on. Live on trough a great cousin years later named after his family member Late Great PizzaTheHutt.
PizzaTheHutt the second coming become a powerful Crew Leader, but just before the war of the old city New Orleans, sadly PizzaTheHutt committed suicide like his his great cousin PizzaTheHutt the Legend. But life was stressful and unbearable that he was so delicious himself he coulnt help it...
He then locked himself in a limo as well as his Great Cousin and ate himself to death as well. He couldn't help but live with his great grand uncle PizzaTheHutt Destiny, that he then did the same thing.
We must remember PizzaTheHutt The Wise Guy The Original Legacy and PizzaTheHutt The Don of the Cheese Syndicate Chicgo after Godfather SexayBeast's sadly death during war. REST WELL.
These memories will live on. This was how the Legend was told in my forefathers journal. Hope you enjoyed. |
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Reply by: Heroin at Oct 09, '14 04:45 | |
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This is very sad news indeed. Rest in peace -PizzaTheHutt- You will be remembered. |
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Reply by: Dorothy at Oct 23, '14 19:42 | |
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