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The Varying Cuisine Choices of the GOATs | Started by: BloodySpikeS on Oct 15, '14 23:56 |
I interviewed a few of the GOATs to find out what they like to eat. I'm sure you've all been quite curious.
So, in conclusion, as a more informed population, you now know what to feed most of the goats you see walking around. If they look depressed, I generally suggested tossing them just a tin can because that cheers them up as they chew. |
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Hey SpikeyWHORE, this is MariaBITCH calling! I have something to add here. GingerGOAT may indeed like soup. Indeed, I do not doubt that he may very much love soup. I mean, lets face it, who doesn't love soup? It's tasty. Tomato, chicken, mushroom, leek and potato, but I do feel as though we need to clarify somewhat on his soup eating preferences. (I'd say we should take a look long look at MakoGOAT and his love of eating, erm... wheat. But getting to the bottom of that would take more time than I have!) So, Cantillon. Tell us about your experiences with soup, please. What flavours? How often? Do you like to bring foreign objects like bread into dinners involving soup? Can you prove once and for all that you don't put children in your soup? Because I for one fear that you may be a giant. |
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Reply by: Maria at Oct 16, '14 00:01 | |
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Sorry BabyGOAT PaulyD for leaving you out, but I felt it would be inappropriate. |
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Reply by: BloodySpikeS at Oct 16, '14 00:04 | |
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It would seem that upon further inquiry OrangeJuice- enjoys Chinese food. Of course, I had to check, and yes, he does eat the containers as well. Goats like things with a lot of texture for their gnawing. I haven't checked with all of them, but bubblewrap seems to be the equivalent of chewing gum to them. So all of you, unwrap your packages, and give the GOATs your bubblewrap! Finally, I think it should be noted that I haven't checked what Kyubey eats. His father was a GOAT, but he's a catrabbit, so it's either carrots or fish or something totally otherworldly. |
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Reply by: BloodySpikeS at Oct 16, '14 04:29 | |
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I would just like to chime in, Spike, that I've seen the KingGOAT eat shirts! What madness is this? I don't know if the shirt got caught up in your barbeque sauce or he just wasn't looking, but I thought it quit odd at the time. Has anyone else noticed any of the GOATs eating anything completely out of the ordinary? :o |
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Reply by: Siobhan at Oct 17, '14 17:19 | |
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sitting in a near by restaurant sipping a cup of tea I overhear the tips of overthrowing the goats smiling I mutter with wholehearted enthusiasm At last I know how to overthrow the goats ! all I need to do is keep them well fed with cheap food and throw in the occasional tin can for them to chew on ! skips off happily knowing that this underworld aint so hard to overthrow after all now if only I could work out how the hell to change font styles then I would know the underworld would fear me ! |
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Reply by: Liar at Oct 17, '14 23:08 | |
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