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| A salty song for the salty 303! | Started by: Silvio on Oct 23, '14 23:09 |
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Salty 303
Morty keeps Talkin Visas keeps duckin Geno keeps whorin' Christian keeps followin
Trade is on the Des grave Strip joints full of Taegan Mako keeps bitchin' Clap just keeps itchin'
Ain't no use in prayin' That's the way it's stayin', baby Johnny ain't so Loyal He's always got a line for the threeo three Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get your salt off Get your salt off, honey Shake it now, now Get'em salty downtown
Get your salt off Get you salt off, honey Shake it now, now Get'em Salty downtown
Spike keeps a crawlin' Non 303 keep fallin' Bjorn keep teasin' Holy jonos preachin'
Squishy keep bustin' Scourge keep hustlin' Lushie keeps knockin' Acid up for auction
Ain't no use in prayin' That's the way it's stayin', baby Johnny ain't so loyal He's always got a line for the threeo three Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get your salt off Get your salt off, honey Shake it now, now Get'em salty downtown
Get your salt off Get you rocks off, honey Shake it now, now Get'em salty downtown
Ain't no use in prayin' That's the way it's stayin', baby Johnny ain't so loyal He's always got a line for the threeo three
Get your salt off Get your salt off, honey Shake it now, now Get'em salty downtown
Get your salt off Get you salt off, honey Shake it now, now Get'em salty downtown
Get your salt off Get your salt off, honey Shake it now, now Get'em salty downtown |
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Bids will start at 1,000,000 and go... |
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| Reply by: OrangeJuice- at Oct 23, '14 23:17 | |
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$1,000,001 right here |
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| Reply by: ChrisPalko at Oct 23, '14 23:20 | |
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"I really don't understand why sour people have to roam the streets with this much hatred in them." Tepid laughs and walks away to attend to the pink elephant he has at his mansion, as he walks away, he mutters to himself. "Could have sang a better song." |
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| Reply by: TepidDelucci at Oct 23, '14 23:37 | |
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Silvio puts the microphone down laughing
"So much for trying to inject a Little humour here. I'm not sour at all* |
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| Reply by: Silvio at Oct 23, '14 23:43 | |
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Sil just saltin' like a little bitch lmao |
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| Reply by: PaulyD at Oct 23, '14 23:44 | |
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Why in the actual fuck am I not in this song? I am the saltiest motherfucker alive right now. |
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| Reply by: Cantillon at Oct 23, '14 23:48 | |
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Amy tilts her head in confusion after listening to the song. Maybe it's just me, but if you're annoyed with how the 303 talks/trolls (which I'm assuming is why you find this humorous), why the heck are you doing the same thing?
More importantly... Amy checks her bank balance before looking back up, $2,000,000 for OrangeJuice-. |
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| Reply by: AmyPond at Oct 24, '14 00:11 | |
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i bid $1,000,001.50
as for the rest should i be offended i wasn't mentioned in a song? cause all the cool kids got put in it, feel like such a nobody!! |
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| Reply by: SebasianSky at Oct 24, '14 00:20 | |
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Shoot my bid was late $3,000,000 than |
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| Reply by: SebasianSky at Oct 24, '14 00:21 | |
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You hear what SebasianSky just said Cantillon? "cause all the cool kids got put in it".
For shame! |
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| Reply by: HubertCapone at Oct 24, '14 00:53 | |
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see he should be mad to being left out my feelings are so hurt! |
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| Reply by: SebasianSky at Oct 24, '14 00:54 | |
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Ink walks out onto the streets when he see's people yelling, he stands in the middle of the crowd and yells. "THE TACOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!' Then slowly walks away like nothing had happened at all. |
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| Reply by: Kid_Ink at Oct 24, '14 03:36 | |
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My bid on OrangeJuice- starts at !3,000,001. |
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| Reply by: Elsa at Oct 24, '14 03:54 | |
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Maria skips along sprinkling salt everywhere. Cantillon, DO NOT WORRY. I will write you a song all of your own someday, a song so magnificent that the rest of the 303 will be saltier than cinema popcorn. And, I mean, Cantillon, you know me, and I know you, and I know all of the things that you love the most... so I'll be sure to add them in! |
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| Reply by: Maria at Oct 24, '14 04:10 | |
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"Don't forget to put some of that GOATcheese on them tacos!!! Or the boss will be pissed" |
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| Reply by: Louis-Man at Oct 24, '14 04:36 | |
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You can come knockin with me Cantillion. Been years since I've been randomly knocking on peoples doors and running away. As for OrangeJuice .. to Elsa and AmyPond - Both of you ladies are going the wrong way here.. you don't need to spend a penny here. Offer him goldstars and maybe a cookie and he sold! |
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| Reply by: Amethyst at Oct 24, '14 07:02 | |
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So let me get this straight. A guy who's father just died about a week ago is running around the streets after this matter has been beaten and debated to death and is calling other people salty? How are they salty? How are they upset or bitter in anyway? You care and seem bitter enough to still write a song on them slamming them in the street. Salty Silvio maybe? |
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| Reply by: MalcomReynolds at Oct 24, '14 07:05 | |
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How did this guy's father get to be a Godfather?! |
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| Reply by: Zack_Morris at Oct 24, '14 07:39 | |
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Wait, there is an auction for Acid? I don't have to marry him, I can just BUY OrangeJuice-? This is amazing news! I will offer $1,000,000, Chinese take away once a week for a year and to make the deal sweeter...boobs. Also, I am willing to share him with Elsa and AmyPond so let's not compete and get Acid for some rock bottom prices!! |
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| Reply by: Inertia at Oct 24, '14 08:51 | |
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Minimum $20,000
