Alright, lets be honest, we have a clear winner in the Acid auction.

Going once... Going twice...

SOLD TO INERTIA!

I demand a recount!

Wait, there is an auction for Acid? I don't have to marry him, I can just BUY OrangeJuice-? This is amazing news! I will offer $1,000,000, Chinese take away once a week for a year and to make the deal sweeter...boobs. Also, I am willing to share him with Elsa and AmyPond so let's not compete and get Acid for some rock bottom prices!!

I mean, he is worth, what, like $.05?

Sounds good Inertia! BOOBS! 

Wait a minute... Orange is getting Boobs AND money AND Inertia, Elsa and AmyPond.. And he didn't have to do anything?

Something isn't right here. The world has gone mad!

BCP roamed the steets looking for Box when he heard OJ was up for auction and he didn't have the Glove!

Thank GoD! Least he was smart enough to mail it away instead of tossing it.

BCp pulls out a stack of cash and waves it at OJ.

Not sure if its still betting time but 5mil or so should do it. I need a drinking partner.

lays the cash down and waits to see what OJ is gonna start the drinks out with.

What I don't really get though, Silvio...

Why do you come returning and keep spreading silly things on the streets? You used to be a Godfather. You used to lead. You used to matter. Now you're just another degenerate troll...

Sad really.

He just went up for auction! Would you like to go up for auction too TyrionLannister? Or perhaps via private purchase?

TinyTina licks Silvio's face. 

Mmmm so salty. 

Personaly (Cum granum salis), I think any song could be salty. What is salt anyway? A measure of paymant? A measure of pain droped on wounds by tiny measures? (Sorry for the inspiration TinyTina, lol). I heard in ancient times, soldiers were payed in salt, nowadays, it's only some food flavor...

TinyTina, you're a brave lady. If I licked a face that tasted salty, I'm not sure whether I'd throw my dinner up first, or try to think of a none-disgusting reason why it might taste that way.

You know when I think of the worst tortures possible, I imagine a guy with a million paper cuts getting rolled in a bunch of salt and then having tons of lime juice poured all over him.

This song was not very torturous at all - even though it was quite salty......

I am the saltiest ''' alive right now. go TepidDelucci :)

I found this great. Next challenge, get all the 303 names in 1 song. I offer $1 mill for for the accomplishment. By my count there are 20 names. You can use any of their Alias you like. 

BanginBadBitches, may you provide a list of the 20 names? 

Anyone still wondering why Cantillon was not mentioned?

(Just bumping this masterpiece tbh)