Imagine my surprise when I was called into the bank by the manager today.  He simply stated that a letter and package had arrived for me.  My bloodline has received some very large parcels in the past, and many letters, some anonymously.  Like this one.

Would it be another set of 50 blocks of shares ("Credits") to sell on the marketplace?  Perhaps a few million dollars and a request for action?  

I raced to the bank and opened the package and letter:

Now, I know what you're thinking - the grammar is appallingly bad.  Whoever wrote it is and idiot.  And you're right.

But then the question does arise...  Have I gone soft?  Am I all talk?  Should I have got more than 0.01 of a credit?

The best reply receives the 0.01 of a credit.

Let be fair here. Have you really ever accomplished anything at all that would've considered you a 'hardass' to begin with? 

What makes you soft is that you don't ever accomplish shit in the first place. You don't do anything of any sort of relevance, whether that be ranking, shooting, making numberless connections, or showing distinct loyalty. You talk your meaningless bullshit, normally become a rogue, but the end result is that you always die to be remembered as a moron. 

Surely you're not dumb enough to see these patterns yourself.

"Let be fair here"

Yes, let be fair.  Let be fair.  Let singular and plural have not meaning and let word make sense and not.

What is "distinct loyalty"?

Wow, so sensitive. You come to the streets with a topic, looking for answers, and you get pissy at anything that you don't like to hear. I guess that's what made you jump to a mistake in my wording instead of responding to anything relevant that I said. 

Basically, you think all you have in this world are your speeches, and even those are shit. Sometimes they don't hold any substance or they're a simple few lines of... uh, I don't know what to even call it. Spam? 

Distinct loyalty is exactly what it sounds like. Being known for being loyal or going through the acts of proving it, something you're not known for. That's why you're a joke to everyone. You can't go 'soft' when you've always been 'soft'. Truth hurts.

Quite on the contrary, Vincent, the truth clarifies and exposes.  Now, I asked about, about you, and I know what your bloodline is.

It was a normal day, quite like any other.  And then...

Wait, I got distracted.  Where Was I...

Oh yes, you.  You're a halfwit with a grudge spanning generations.  That's all you are.

You have no presence.  No rank worth shouting about.  You influence nothing.  You are nothing.

And what are you exactly, Kuku-? Could you enlighten us more about your influence and presence and especially your great rank in this world of ours?

Have I been shouting about my rank?  Did I claim influence?  

My presence speaks for itself.

Your presence - indeed it is awfully omnipresent - has seen a decline recently. I had hoped that after the great takedown of DT by the Plumbers there would be more from the great Kuku, but I must say I have been dissapointed with your recent speeches.

This is what I'm referring to when I say that you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Good try though. 

You assume that I'm the bloodline of WhereWasI and just completely make an ass out of yourself. 

Go stick your head in the nearest hole, please.

"Go stick your head in the nearest hole, please."

You shouldn't bring your mother to a discussion like this and then disrespect her like that.  

All talk, no walk. That's you in a nutshell Kuku.

Continue with the petty high school insults while you answer you're question to your own speech. 

Any other questions you'd like answered about your glorified self ego?

If my answers frighten you, Vincent,  then you should cease asking scary questions.

"Any other questions you'd like answered about your glorified self ego?"

Yes.  Can a person have an ego that is not of the self?  Isn't that someone else's ego?

How do you suggest I walk?

Can't we all just get along?

If anyone knows what 1 & 1 is, you know what to do :P

I was just wandering along, looking through the regular drivel, stumbling over yet another Kuku classic Street Speech, when to My surprise, he did something to absolutely discredit himself, and it seems no one really noticed.

Now, I know what you're thinking - the grammar is appallingly bad.  Whoever wrote it is and idiot.  And you're right.

This was part of his original post, bashing the anonymous benefactor for their not-so-generous contribution to the "Kuku's gone soft" Fund. He attacked their grammar (as he has done on several occasions before to an assortment of random people on the street), but in the same line, butchered his own point. Let us look at this fr a moment.

Whoever wrote it is and idiot.

an*

 And you're right.

^not a sentence...(just like this isn't one either)

Kuku. Maybe you should do some self reflection before you start ripping into someone else. This is not a personal attack, but take it as you will.

That is really all I had to say. I just found it rather ironically amusing, and thought I would share.

Good Evening.  

Yes, I swallowed the "o" in "for". My bad...

Sal, you look to me the type of guy who is unusual.  Who is lacking.  Who is something of a sad case.

You executively produced a failure.  You guaranteed for yourself a place in communal guffawing that truly brought people together.

You are, my little pal, simply and idiot.

Chumba, you projected a lot of gibberish and accuse me of calling "everybody an idiot"

This is not true.  I call everybody "and idiot" - this, in fact, is the essence of the latest outpouring of emo half witted crack-pottery from the infantile likes of you and Sal.

You are and idiot.

If my presence is a delusion, then that makes you delusional for acknowledging my presence.  This makes you and idiot.

Roman, I couldn't give you facts that I had made up.  That would mean that they weren't facts.  That, interestingly, *IS* a fact.

Here are some more facts.

You have a terrible case of OOC-itis.  I have reported it to City Hall.

You are also and idiot.  And absolute idiot.  Do you know why?  No.  You don't.  And that makes it worse.

You pleaded with me to get involved.  You begged.  ME, not my deceased father.

The truth is that a fool like you would never be alllowed to be in on anything of importance.  That's why you know nothing of Handsome Rob or Genocide.

If you did, you wouldn't be out here, demonstrating what and idiot you are.