Curtis listened to Kuku and his latest daring scheme. He frowned and tried to see the point of it.

"Ok so humor me here. So... A person with a longer and more public track record than anyone, for miss information and false claims, is proposing to broadcast truth, anonymously, for 5 to 10 credits a pop? I get that right?

Ok so now lets suppose I'm interested is spreading some kind of hocus-pocus for whatever reason, to stir up some shit. Surely I would look for someone with a solid reputation for reliable honesty to propagate my rumor? I would clearly need the most believable person possible to make my lie seem like truth.

So again.. Why on EARTH would I ask the least believable, most long standing and time proven liar in the entire country, as my agent of deception?"

Adulterated proof will be provided maybe? You have shown us again and again that you like to take information and twist it in your own little way to try and start fires. If you forgot the latest example that you were called out on and you tried to play it off as an accidental mishap I will tack it on to this board here you are standing in front of. Maybe you shouldn't use your name when trying to take money off poor saps that don't know any better. 

As you can see in the example I have posted, while changing the telegram to read it how you wanted it to read you put a period in between the hour and minute when it should be a colon. Now whether this message was actually how it reads when it was made visible to the public or not doesn't matter at all to me. What matters is the obvious error and the extremely poor excuse by yourself as to what had happened. Now tell us why anyone should give you $2.5-$5 million in cash when everyone has proof that you can't be trusted whatsoever with this information. You will use it however it can benefit the Kuku bloodline and that is it. Your bloodline might have been something once before in this thing of ours but in the recent past you have been dead set on digging a very nice hole while you repeatedly shoot yourself in the foot and then call for your own death even. 

Brendan, I will offer my services as a communications consult for you, gratis.

In order to restore your waning self esteem and non-existent peer respect, you must remove your lips and tongue from Vincent's rump and use them to apologise for your continuing stupidity on these Streets.

Restore yourself, stop being such and idiot.

Chocolope.  You are wrong.

You owe me 5 million dollars, jackass.

It has been a week overdue, so 5.25 now. Keep putting it off and you'll owe me your life.

Ayyyyyy.

Yawn.  Vincent, you're and idiot. 

Pay me my money, fool. 

Bark with the big dogs, or get off the fucking porch. 

Dec 27, 21:17:32 You were transferred 5.00 credits by an anonymous benefactor. The note "Eggs. Egggggggs. EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS." was included.

Oh Kuklinski. You do make my little heart sink at times.

My continued stupidity on these Streets? It is not my bloodline who attempted to doctor mails to make myself look good. Nor is it I who then completely fucked it up. It was I who pointed it out to the world though. Much amusement was had by many at that.

As a none Made member of this thing of ours I really couldn't give two fucks if you believe my peer respect to be waning nor if you think I am suffering from self esteem issues. Frankly it's none of your concern anyway.

As for me kissing Vincents arse. I don't. I just find it highly amusing that you, someone whos bloodline always claims to keep his word, would take a bet, lose and then try and not pay out on it.

You continue to throw the insults out Richard. You are wrong. You lost. You know you did. Your credibility is at an all time low and continues to fall while you refuse to pay the debt your father owe'd.

As for being any kind of consultant for me. No. You are alright. Thanks.

Oh Richard. You always have to throw these insults around, don't you? I don't know Vincent on any level. Never spoken to the lad. But you continue masturbating yourself red raw over the thought of me and him committing acts you could only dream would happen to you. It  obviously takes up quite a lot of your day. ANYWAY..

The conversation went something along these lines:

Kuku- died. Kuku returned. Curtis said no-one cares who shot you. You said they would within a few days. Vincent bet $5 Million Curtis was correct. In the end no-one did give a shit about Kuku- dying. How do I know this? You failed to provide anyone giving a shit. Nothing happened that was effected by Kuku's hand personally. Please do not edit something to make it look like you did because we both know you fail when doing this. As such your line lost the bet.

Unless I missed the mass mourning of your Grandfather? I know he did fuck all with his life. Well, nothing unless you attempt to doctor something up.

To be honest I should know better than getting involved. No money coming my way and Vincent has started to think what you say is true and I do want to clean his starfish. But it just passes the time so amusingly. I cannot help myself but to interact with you. You must just what I am looking for..

Brendan

"You must just what I am looking for.."

That makes as much sense as you do.

Will you pony up $5M if it's ruled that my bloodline won the bet?  Put your money where your mouth is. 

Vincent_Valentine, please check your ass for $5M

I am incredibly sorry for missing out a single word from a sentence. Much the same as when you used 'and' previously when it should have been 'an'. However, I wouldn't be that petty. Oh. Maybe I just was. Never mind. Hopefully we can get over that?

I have just proved that you lost the bet. I am not going to accept anything you place before me as I have shown you to be a liar in the past. Your word is worth less than your life which is a sad state of affairs isn't it?

Fact of the matter is Richard that you are stalling. You are stalling and deflecting in a hope that you can somehow twist this your way. It is not going to happen. I suggest you quit while you're behind.

You are such and idiot.  You don't get it. 

The bet is being discussed at the moment.  There is so, so, so much that you don't know.

It's rather sad.

I am sorry for being 'such and idiot'

I will leave you to discussing things with you're imaginary friends. Let me know when you/they/them/those/who? come to a decision.

Thanks.

Overhearing a fantastic original idea that couldn't possibly have any flaws whatsoever at all, Satanta had a brainwave. It possibly could have been a brain fart, anything to do with the brain was a little beyond Satanta's comprehension, but he didn't get any unpleasant odours he'd normally associate with a fart so he clung to his convictions that it had and indeed was a wave.

Dear good people of wherever you're from. I come here today with an idea. A brilliant idea if you'll forgive my feigned arrogance. A completely unique and original idea. My unique idea? I'm going to do exactly what that other guy over there is offering *Throws a look at Kuklinski* but for just a single credit and with a lot more alcohol added*. Truly unique, bespoke and original... almost. 

*The addition of alcohol may impede certain things, like your anonymity and the message itself... which I may also decide to rewrite purely for shits and giggles... but at least you know you're getting it for a bargain. Roll up, roll up. This is a limited time offer... mainly as I have a terribly short attention span.

Brendan, you don't even know what you're writing.

"I will leave you to discussing things with you're imaginary friends."

You meant to write "I will leave you to discussing things with your imaginary friends"

If you took more care with your words, people wouldn't think you were such and idiot.